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2017-08-01 at 6:15 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
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2017-08-01 at 6:09 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by anra ive sent like 100 hot girls messages none of them responded i want to punch a hole in a wall
you know if you're having trouble hooking up with girls sploo, i can give you a very simple psychological trick that will make it very easy to figure which girls would be interested in you and which wouldn't.
not a wind up either, not gonna turn round and say 'none of them', or any dumb shit like that. actually serious here.
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2017-08-01 at 6:03 PM UTC in making the pussy purr
Originally posted by infinityshock that's what you get for fucking barnyard animals. just be careful around those horses unless you want to end up like Mr hands with a perforated peritoneum.
you know i was in town the other day and i looked down and saw a word. it struck me that that word was the perfect reply to every post you've ever made. do you wanna know what that word was?
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2017-08-01 at 5:53 PM UTC in making the pussy purr
Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle Also something i think would be benificial to this thread is that i was told when guys eat pussy there usually rough and slobbery. I was told delicate pricise little puppy dog clit licks do the trick way better
slobbery is usually good, with rough, you need to build it up(and there will prolly be a limit). going rough straight away probably won't be appreciated so much. but then like i said, all girls are different. have patience, take time to find out what each other likes. you do get some women, especially the younger less experienced that won't complain because they are worried they might make the guy feel bad or something. take note of her reactions to what you do, its pretty easy to tell what she enjoys and doesn't from that.
have you tried sucking at the clit? at the risk of a tirade of cock innuendo from inflabbyback, if you can imagine the clit like a mini penis and think how you like your own penis to be sucked. use lips and tongue, plenty of saliva helps, and try and get a good rhythm going. a steady rhythm is pretty much key. its no different to how you'd get a rhythm going when you masturbate, and of course you will intensify the pace in just the same way as you go on. it makes sense when you realise that in a foetus, before it has become either male or female, that part has already started developing. if it becomes male it becomes the penis, if female then that part becomes the clit. but the nerve structure is really still very similar.
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2017-08-01 at 2:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSMalice start a fucking autilism Fred so we can not read it without trt getting caked up with your bollocky long shitty posts.
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2017-08-01 at 2:45 PM UTC in making the pussy purr
Originally posted by infinityshock how do you know when a chick has an orgasm?
who cares
Anyone who isn't a virgin cares. Coz then you'd know bill, that if you give a girl a good service then she will be so willing to return the favor and will literally fuck you stupid. She may even let you round the back bill.
You haven't lived until you've had bruising all round the base of your cock from fucking so hard the night before. And every time you move for the next two days its sore yet puts a cheeky little grin on your face every time you feel the pain.
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2017-08-01 at 2:38 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
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2017-08-01 at 2:18 PM UTC in making the pussy purrin this fred you can post all or any of your tips for making a girl cum like a motherfucking express train. what's your secret to making her scream your name while her nails dig deep into your back? how do you make them legs quiver and that fountain gush like the bellagio fountains?
i do love when a girl comes while i'm inside her and you feel that pussy squeeze tight around your cock, sometimes so hard it makes it pop right out, but that doesn't work on all girls. i find fingers are best. doing that 'come here' motion with your two forefingers so your pushing your fingertips right into the g-spot is a killer on most girls. also pushing the same two fingers so hard and deep you wonder if its hurting her, then doing a little wave motion with your finger tips to stroke around the cervix is great. they have the A-spot there which is just as effective as the g-spot in most women. keep going as well, a few seconds won't do it with most chicks. and even tho your fingers and whole forearm may be aching, its worth the effort. with a lot of women you will start slowish then gradually quicken the pace. its important to pay attention to her reactions, this will tell you which areas are working best on her. not all of them will tell you 'yes there, keep doing that'. with some you will only get a short gasp or moan when you hit the spots she likes.
sucking on the clit is always a good one for nearly every woman. try doing it while using the above fingering techniques for maximum bang. i prefer sucking the clit in my lips rather than just licking it, but licking can be good still. obviously variety is great for sex, and trying different things to find out what works with your partner is all part of the fun of sex.
a real killer technique is to use the two middle fingers, insert them all the way inside her then hold them there. now you start pushing hard against the g-spot area. keep jerking the fingers really hard against the front wall. when i say hard i cannot stress how hard enough, you need to use enough force to practically lift her off the bed. don't worry, as long as you've got her pretty horny and she is plenty wet you shouldn't hurt her. this technique will make most women come within a few seconds or so and will also make a lot of women squirt.
also remember that girls aren't like us and want to just light a cigarette and take a breather the moment they've come. when a girl comes she is only then getting started. coming just makes her even more horny and wanting more. you can only give her a couple of seconds for a quick breath and then its straight back into the trenches for you my son. you don't even want to be starting slow at this point, just literally pick up at the pace you were going when she came. personally i like to keep my fingers inside while she orgasms. that pussy clenching tightly around my fingers and getting them soaked in girly juice just turns me on something chronic. i try and aim for making her come at least five times, often more. or you can fuck her for a bit them come back to it.
so, what other tips y'all nigga's got?
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2017-08-01 at 1:41 PM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.
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2017-08-01 at 1:15 PM UTC in my friend from latviaget me one of them t-shirts pleez Bill Krozbyybaby
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2017-08-01 at 1:02 PM UTC in Tacho Picture Thread
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2017-08-01 at 12:41 PM UTC in I have shitfucker syndromeyou have tourettes
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2017-08-01 at 8:32 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Malice Did you know he has a degree in computer science and works in the financial industry in the Financial District (FiDi) of San Francisco earning over 100K a year in income and benefits, as well as already having saved about 300K in a low fee index fund, possibly retirement fund, despite only being 23?
Not only that, but he's returning to school for the fall semester this year, Around August 22nd, to earn his Master's, which will increase his income even further! And don't forget about how much fucking compound interest he's going to earn from having so much saved already by this age! Not only that, but if he does the sensible and ethical thing and remains child free*, that simply vastly increases his potential even further.
If his average earnings over 30 years are 150k and 200k, respectively, he'll earn 4.5 and 6.5 million over his lifetime! He could feasibly earn substantially more.
http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm
Also, at a current principle of 300K with 50K added each year (I could easily maintain this savings rate, even with the cost of living of SF.) over 30 years and at 8% annual interest, he'll end up with 8.6 million from it in addition to the rest of his money!
Lanny is literally on track to have a net worth of over 10 million dollars! This may sound like a lot, a completely unrealistic amount to most, but I know him well enough and, no, it genuinely is a realistic estimate. Even before then he's going to reach millionaire status by age 30 at least, become a genuine multimillionaire relatively rapidly.
Lanny is going to be one rich as fucking nigger!
*Lanny, I swear to god you'd better start seriously researching, pondering, the detrimental effects of having children as well as taking anti-natalist philosophy seriously (r/antinatalism is not a good representation of this. One of my strongest beliefs is that anti-natalist theory and what it leads to, what stems from it, is one of the most valuable truths/insights in the entire field of philosophy, with genuinely profound practical potential effects on the lives of individuals and the world.). Anti-natalism is one of the most profound truths of existence, the creation of life the most immoral and selfish act you can commit. Any biological desires and emotions that arise do not matter. You need to see through what's driving them, gain mastery over yourself, and cast them aside, overcome them, and hold firm to your values. You cannot go half way on being a parent, it is not something you compromise on or should ever do if either you or your partner are on the fence. I swear to god I'm so concerned you're goingto end up with a woman, who have an immensely high chance of eventually desiring children (Even adopting has too harmful of an effect to your life, ethics aside.), especially if you make the incredibly foolish mistake of marrying her (Do not get married either, it is nothing but a legal contract and there is no need for it to validate your relationship. Look at the rates of long-term cohabitation in the Nordic region, this is the ideal cultural shift. So many critiques of this idiotic act.). Unfortunately we don't have schools on love, the most important aspect of most people's lives, and almost no one researches it in depth, the biological, particularly neurological and endocrine, underpinnings. The implications of the gene centric view of evolution, how it drives you to behavior harmful to yourself and others, unethical actions. Human psychology, profound cognitive biases, the evolutionary roots of man, society and culture etc. Then again, considering the kind of women you may be drawn to, how spineless and cowardly you could well be, at least at this point of your life and level of personal development, along with your fear of ending up alone, likely being unable to leave someone when necessary, and potentially avoiding a serious discussion on this subject and analysis of who they are, their views/justifications, to gauge whether they're likely to change their minds or at a high risk of doing so, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it did end up happening, and I guarantee you will regret it for the rest of your life.
*Slaps the shit out of you! One god strike across the face sending you flying across the room and to the ground, on the verge of breaking your cheek bone.*
GET A VASECTOMY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, YOU HAVE TO MUCH POTENTIAL TO RISK WASTING IT, RUINING IT, OVER THIS. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER FIND OUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN I'LL TRACK DOWN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AND DRUG HER WITH AN ABORTIFACIENT. I FEEL LIKE CHANNELING MY INNER EXTREMELY ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC FATHER AND STRANGLING YOU IF YOU'RE EVEN CONSIDERING THIS!!!
i didn't read this 3 times
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2017-08-01 at 6:10 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsi play with it lots :D
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2017-08-01 at 6:09 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingspic took like 10 minutes, so what? i have seen a cock before, like loads of times. i actually have one.
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2017-08-01 at 6:06 AM UTC in i want to see your drawings
Originally posted by aldra how long did you have to look at pictures of dicks to make that
anyhow, I've always wanted to learn to draw but I find it difficult and never seem to allocate enough time to do it properly
it was on the second row in duck images
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jerking+off&t=hb&iar=images&iax=1&ia=images
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2017-08-01 at 5:59 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsi don't draw coz i'm shit at it, but i do photoshop pretty well. so thought i'd make a little contribution for you.
so here's my tribute to ganga plant..
edit: feel free to use it as your avatar if you want.
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2017-08-01 at 5:07 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
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2017-08-01 at 4:26 AM UTC in Tard out test / iq test
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2017-07-31 at 11:15 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youi have no doubt that had he been a personal bodyguard to arch duke franz ferdinand, that he would have jumped in front and taken the bullet and avoided catastraphe.
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