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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep If cloning was available to the everyday citizen, I wouldn't be cloning myself to use for sex. I'd rather clone some really ridiculously good looking like Leonardo DiCaprio or if I was a straight guy or some kind of gay the girl would be Alicia Silverstone.

    I'd also clone your mom.

    good choice, she fit.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo you procrastinate, i motivate

    about the only thing you motivate is infinity's cock




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you smell of infaggotry's cock




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, you smell




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote the little sister of a classmate who lived above me in the apartment complex did that, except she took literally EVERYTHING in the cabinet… every fucking thing, including her parents prescriptions for various shit (and her mother was recovering from a brain aneurysm). probably some laxatives and whatnot. she got pumped pretty quickly but that mustve sucked turbo ass

    an ex of mine was quite badly bipolar, one of the times she od'd she took a whole fortnights worth of her meds which was about 28 zopiclone and another 28 venlafaxin and some other shit i can't remember, may have been some co-codamol or something. so i called an ambulance, but when she was in that state she was always very uncooperative with medical staff. she point blank refused to go to hospital and the ambulance guys just calmly started to leave. so i'm like 'where the fuck you going, you can't just leave her'. but they just said she hadn't taken enough to really kill herself but would prolly be asleep for a good day or two and then left, lol.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER If it could give thanks, id have hooked you up for this one. Classic junkie story.

    be nice if sum1 did, i spent over half hour typing that out.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    get this fred back on track, we've really started to procrastinate here.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    right, can everyone just stop fucking tateing




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and a couple gay guys started screaming about how i "just hit a girl" even though i was minding my own business.

    shoulda said 'i'll hit a couple more girls if you don't stfu'




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Sorry, this code doesn't work. Also, just assign your list in your array, why would you assign vars then define an array?


    list = [item, item_two, item_three]


    Also connect your vars. Doing, `yada yada yada` will just throw a name error "yada is not defined". Also what's the else statement doing there?

    i fucking knew you was gonna do that

    i bet you tried to run it as python tho? its meme+ so wouldn't work in python.




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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-06T20:04:13.308051+00:00
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what is DPH?




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wonder if you could legally rape your clone




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats the bummer with coming out. you cant ever go back in if you change your mind once everyone knows youre gay.

    yep, i did



    i walked right into that one.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    a little while after i started using silk road i opened my btc wallet and there was £30 in there from fuck knows where. i know i certainly never put it in there. i'm guessing by shere stroke of luck somebody mistyped out the address and put mine instead. so ordered myself a little treat, lol.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    now its a motherfucking list muffafukka




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach

    nis user that is not trash 1 = NARCassist
    nis user that is not trash 2 = scrawny
    nis user that is not trash 3 = sploo
    nis user that is not trash 4 = Bill Krozby
    nis user that is not trash 5 = infinityshock

    list = [nis user that is not trash 1, nis user that is not trash 2, nis user that is not trash 3, nis user that is not trash 4, nis user that is not trash 5]
    print(list)
    else(user = trash)
    print(trash)





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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    some people abstinate.


    owkaaay, i'll go and rinse my mouth out with soap right now.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when i was about 19 i was at one of those big legal raves, the type with the huge circus tents and about 100,000 people. it was just getting light and a lot of people had left so it wasn't so packed. i was still pilled off my face, and if any of you been to a do like that, by the end of the night there is litter everywhere including lots of zip lock baggies that people discarded after doing the contents. when you're high on e you often look at the floor and for a moment think there is something or other in them. but then realize you're just tripping out. so i notice this fairly large baggie and i'm tripping as usual coz its looking like theres a load of powder in it. so i'm just ignoring it. but i keep noticing it for ages and it always looks like theres some white shit in it. so after a while i think i ought to check this. so i picks it up and wtf it definitely has got powder in it, quite a lot. a good 5 or 6 grams easy of what is obviously speed. at raves in them days you wouldn't find people doing anything other than e, speed, acid, coke or hash/weed. so i take a dab to see how good this speed is but it tastes not so bitter as i'd expect. next thing i know my tongue is numbing up, fuck me its charlie. me and a few pals were snorting it like there was no tomorrow, rolling spliffs of it and that. did the lot in about 15 minutes lol. i think i was so high on e still tho that i barely felt much from it tbh, the excitement of what i'd just found prolly had me buzzing more than anything.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think them licenses only given to pigs. i don't even think judges are allowed to view that shit. sounds like a really fair trial, lol.




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