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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fake news

    huff raid




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just going thru my case papers and thought i'd post some. i said when i got out i would do this and some of you were interested in what happened, so i thought i'd do this now. names have been changed to protect the innocent. obviously i'm not gonna dox myself so i've crossed out any relevant names, times, dates, places etc. anything crossed out in blue is my name. black is used for any pigs names or numbers as well as times, places and reference/case numbers. the little rat fuck that set me up is in yellow and my pal that was in the house at the time and was also arrested is in red. there were a couple of names in grey that was a pal of mine who deposited a small amount of cash one time and the btc seller i had been using at the time. i'll go over it from my side now and then you can see what the police said. there is some very strange things in their account, i'll go over them later, see if you can figure them out for now.

    so that day, i had been out in the car that lunch time and just as i was driving back into town i saw a pal. his name is blanked out in red, so i'll refer to him here as red. i pulled up coz it looked like red was heading into town, but its a steep hill climb up to the town, so i offer red a lift. straight away he told me he'd just scored a bag(smack) so i asked if he'd get me one and we'll go to mine for a smoke. as i pulled off he made a call, but right at this moment i got a text, and so i turned the car round and went the back way into town so i come out on my road further up and can see that no pigs are hanging around there. the guy red called said he would drop it at mine in 10 minutes. there were no pigs in sight so i pulled up on the car park and we went inside. red already had his gear so i got the foil out the drawer and passed it to him. he starts to tear off a couple of sheets and there is a knock. 'he was quick' i thought and got a 10 ready and went to answer it. i told red to hide the foil in case it was someone else. when i get to the door i can see the outer door to the flats which is glass and i can see this lad who i'd met a week before with another pal i'll call X. this guy at the door is the rat and i'll refer to him as yellow. X came round mine with yellow about a week before, X bought some weed and they had a smoke for about an hour. this yellow was quiet but seemed ok at the time, just a normal youngish lad.

    so i go open the door and say come in, he follows me into my flat. i'm assuming he's wanting to buy weed. inside mine he starts asking if X is here, i say no, and he asks 'have you seen him? i was with him in town and he told me to meet him here. so i'm thinking that's a bit of a liberty arranging people to meet at my flat, but i leave it, i'm just thinking i want this cunt out quickish coz i don't want him or X here when the gear turns up. red is still sitting with the foil under his legs waiting to get on. so this lad then pulls out a bag of weed and asks if its ok to roll a spliff. so i said i got people coming round and its not a good time. he then pulls a little piece of weed out and asks if i got something to wrap it in. so just trying to get him the fuck out i open my drawer and pass him a baggie. now i'm doing this and reading shit on the laptop at the same time. then this yellow says 'can you give this to X for me?', and is holding out the bigger bag of weed. straight away i think if that weed is short this cunt is gonna try and blame it on to me, so i tell him to give it to X himself. with that he says 'my bus is here any minute, i gotta shoot'. and before i know it he's out the door and its closing. i look up just as he's closing the door then notice he's left the weed on the table. i said to red, 'look, who the fuck does that?'. red was starting to roll a tube and was hinting about taking some of the weed for himself. i wasn't letting that happen so i grabbed the weed and put it in the drawer next to me where all my personal shit is. i'm expecting X to turn up now.

    within a minute at most there's another knock at the door. i'm hoping its my gear but am wondering if this is X now. its starting to get a bit hectic all of a sudden, lol. as i go out my door i can see its yellow again, good i thought, he can take that fucking weed back. so i goes for the door about to give him an agg about it. as i open the door a fucking pig jumps out from just out of view beside the door. he sticks his foot in and reaches straight in and grabs at me. i'm totally taken by surprise here and this pig starts saying that he's just stopped this yellow and found him with weed and he's said he just bought it from me. another pig is behind him and they both cuff me in the hallway of the flats and say they are going to search the flat based on what this yellow just told them. i tell them 'i do not give consent for my property to be searched without a warrant', but they place me under arrest, which then legally gives them automatic 'right to search'. they walk me into the flat where red hasn't even had time to open his bag of gear, he didn't even realize what was going on and tries to slip it in his pocket quickly. after that they have me in one corner cuffed and i'm now not saying a word. they keep asking questions and i totally blank them. they are waiting for back up to arrive and while they do they search red and quickly find his gear, so now he's under arrest too. this is literally no more than 5 minutes after i got in the flat, that's how quick this all happened. so after that the back up arrives, we all get taken to the station after a short while and later that day was bailed while they had the drugs analyzed. pretty obvious to me that the rat fuck yellow had been sent in by the pigs to leave the weed in my flat, so that they could then work the scenario that resulted in them being able to search my flat without a warrant. tricky fucking bastards the pigs round there are. so here's some of the case papers showing the police statements and the shit they found. which was actually just my personal stuff. everything that was being sold was stashed away up the street.

    ask any questions and i'll answer as best i can. i also have a few more facts but i'll show them in due course.









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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-07T18:47:48.186510+00:00
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I cannot remember anything from that night. Lol.

    couldn't hear anything you said but you did look that way




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock ask your mother

    she said you couldn't get it up you cunt. hahaha


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Not even applicable.

    Fake news.

    didn't read




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she got not being a paki faggot going for her too.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kinkou's personality is having a vulva.

    then she already got a shit ton more going for her then you pal.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou

    I'm sick fml

    hmm, not sure whether to get some photoshop practice by shopping a cock onto your nose. i could use the practice.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou You can put me on there too, I'll admit it

    look i'm tryin to make cap'n failcon feel bad about himself here, you really are not helping with comments like that. i mean even i think you're better than everyone else here, but we don't need to make a song and dance about it chick.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, when I called you fucking trash. Only Kreepy is my bae now.

    lolmao



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I wasn't there

    Not worth it

    lol, i slipped in there the other night for about 30 seconds. you were there, Bill Krozby and POC, but the slow shitty internet connection meant all i could hear was ka kke kac ca ke kk kla kc ck ke kka. it looked boring anyway so i fucked off again. sorry i dint say hi, wasn't tryin to be rude or nothing.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I think you guys might need a woman in this thread to help you figure out what an orgasm is.

    go on and say it kinky




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/6s1paw/val_kilmer_describes_the_time_that_his_girlfriend/

    didn't read




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock maybe so but…does this give you an erection…

    haha why the fuck did you bother to edit out the spoiler from the quote?

    also..






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