Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-08-07 at 8:06 AM UTC in Val Kilmer drops an epic methpost, watch and learn Malus and Hydro
   

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   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Who the hell hangs out in /r/movies?

   
   captain fagcon apparently
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-08-07 at 8:03 AM UTC in making the pussy purr
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock you do realize that 99.9% of the posters on this site will never have the opportunity to try any of this out on a human female…right?

   
   don't try acting like your in the 0.1 percent bill.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-08-07 at 5:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

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   Originally posted by aldra yeah, up until he disappeared he was changing his username every week or so

   
   yeah he was a pretty mixed up kitty
   
   
   
   
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   Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-07T05:18:50.823595+00:00
4. 2017-08-07 at 5:15 AM UTC in TINYBLTC NIGGA, COME NOW
   

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   tc sucks
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-08-07 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

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   Originally posted by aldra because he's a totse legend: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HandOfZek
   
   tl;dr - he convinced some kid to kill herself, started doing heaps weird gay shit, abandoned his family (to another totse member, lol) and went cross-country to get a sex change.
   
   exponential hts

   
   oh yeah, that's elf omg isn't it.
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-08-07 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

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   Originally posted by aldra it's handofzek, I always thought it looked like a nightmarish kurt cobain.
   
   I think you might be being a little too generous with 'large bulge' though

   
   lol, how come he's got tits?
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-08-07 at 1:59 AM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
   

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   the jolly green giants cock
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-08-07 at 1:58 AM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.
   

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   i would make a list of users who think they are better than everyone else but you can't have a list with just one falco on it. one is not a list.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-08-07 at 1:56 AM UTC in Val Kilmer drops an epic methpost, watch and learn Malus and Hydro
   

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   yeah malice, the kilm's a ledge, you're just a freaking weirdo.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-08-07 at 12:37 AM UTC in Can you bust a nut on DPH?
    

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    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 DPH is garbage, a garbage drug. It's only good for allergies, sleep, and busting a potent nut. Otherwise its basically just dysphoria with uncomfortable body load, restlessness, and hallucinations.

    
    why everyone bangin on about it for then?
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-08-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in LANNY
    

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    https://niggasin.space/forum/25
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-08-06 at 11:02 PM UTC in Anyone here ever been raped?
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock now tell everyone about the countless niggers who have been jamming their cocks up your ass or down your craw since you were kicked out of your father and fathers house for not paying your fair share of rent and bills. and how every night before they threw you out, your daddies and their friends would read you bed time stories and do funny things to the parts of your body covered by a bathing suit, and when you were too sore down there after so many of them did those funny things they gave you a break by doing the same thing to your pretty tonsils.
    
    oh wait. nevermind…that wasnt rape. you enjoyed every gallon of it.

    
    i have this vision of you at your keyboard when you write all this shit laughing your fucking fat tits off to the point you're nearly falling off your chair, literally in fits of giggling histerics. while everyone else that reads them is just like...
    
    

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13. 2017-08-06 at 10:58 PM UTC in Can you bust a nut on DPH?
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Oh, nicely high? Shit out of luck M-8.

    
    what does that mean?
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-08-06 at 10:12 PM UTC in the photoshop fred
    

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    pretty sure this one was filmed at raindance in barking, if so then i'm somewhere in that crowd lol.
    
    
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-08-06 at 10:07 PM UTC in the photoshop fred
    

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16. 2017-08-06 at 10:01 PM UTC in the photoshop fred
    

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    then i shall leave you to your fate mate
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-08-06 at 10 PM UTC in Can you bust a nut on DPH?
    

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    what dosage to get high tho? like nicely high tho, not wrekt.
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-08-06 at 9:59 PM UTC in Can you bust a nut on DPH?
    

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    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 diphenhydramine/Benedryl

    
    ducky says that benadryl in the uk doesn't contain dph, however its the active ingrediant in nytol ona-a-night. i'm sure that shit is on the shelf in the pharmacy here. might try it out, lol.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-08-06 at 9:45 PM UTC in the photoshop fred
    

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    ok ok ok, lets get back to topic guys. so in photoshop, if i got a pic that is the wrong way round, how do i rotate?
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-08-06 at 9:10 PM UTC in the photoshop fred
    

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    naa, just retardate
    
    
    
    
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