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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when you correlate the data between UFO sightings and the release of hollywood movies that involve UFOs and aliens there is a very definitive pattern to be seen. the very same thing happens after bigfoot and ghost and horror movies get released, reports of yeti and ghost sightings go up. the reason this happens is because of how our brains work using association. if your brain cannot understand something that you are looking at, like its a bit unusual or you just can't see it properly, then it will often 'fill in the blanks' with what it expects to see based on previous experience and association. often the line between reality and fantasy can get blurred. we use suspension of disbelief when we watch those sorts of movies for the sake of enjoying a story that we know in reality is unrealistic. the brain can sometimes confuse the memories that it calls on when filling in those blanks, especially whilst experiencing fright or panic that would usually coincide with just such an experience.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader do you like … live is black neighborhood ????

    where i live i've never seen people, humans do ape shit like that.

    i've seen 3yo picked up his shit on the floor and threw it into the toilet bowl cos he couldnt climb up the toilet bowl himself and feel badd leaving his shit behind.

    not really, just a run of the mill UK council estate.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well, i was 11 at the time.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    to be fair, i'm surprised it took this long for the kiddie diddlers to start posting in this fred.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i fucked a 12 year old once




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic yea but you sold drugs and went to prison lol

    but i'm my own man. i make my own decisions and take directions from nobody that i don't choose to. i make my own mistakes too, but i don't follow no crowds blindly and i question everything.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote OI CHAPS WE'RE HAVIN A WEE IN THE LOO, THEN OFF TO STOW THE ALUMINIUM IN THE BONNET AND TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE STIG INNIT

    is that norwegian?
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ M8. YOU love him now. Talk with him about photo shooping. It's clear you both love it.

    i do like the novelty that i am prolly the first and only poster that has gotten him to post something normal and partake in a proper discussion. i didn't actually think it was possible, but i proved myself wrong. ha




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie I am aware (n_n")

    with your current username you prolly would have made it onto the next list too

    Users who pretend to be women

    Zoklet doesn't exactly attract the upper echelon of society, resulting in many 40 year old virgins pretending to be women to fulfil their repressed desires for sexual male attention.

    WAN: An acronym for "weiner and nuts". Has posted numerous threads about wanting his Bulgarian assistant manager's cock.
    Silverfuck: Robinhoody's troll account.
    Daily: Seduced Vizier over msn under the guise of being a teenage girl, resulting in him buying a plane ticket to go and meet "her" in England.
    Lanny: Actually went to the effort of creating a fake Facebook account of the girl he was pretending to be. Dresses in drag IRL and regularly faps with a belt around his neck. Molests children and is an all-round sick fuck.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Haha. M8. There aren't any lines. You like Jill's photography. You are in the circle of faggotry now, unless you have the means to escape.

    i laugh at his posts coz i know he posts that shit thinking i'm bothered or something.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Agreed, but only because i was but a lowly mud farmer on Totse.

    at least you got mentioned on ed

    https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Zoklet#Quality_Moderators

    Psychomanthis: Excels at copying and pasting drug information directly off of wikipedia. Mods Better Living Through Chemistry.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    read between the lines pal




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote pretty sure theres ALOT of free drugs, money, booze, pussy, etc to be had in parties once everyone gets fucked up into oblivion… i would think that the people are too drunk/high/asleep/drugged to notice or even care if you pocket bags of weed, money, and whatever else. leave at a random point during the late hours of the party like everyone else and youd be in the clear

    have you ever even been to a party? 1/2 the drunks are literally itching for a reason to fight somebody.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hmm, you guys just don't get good comedy do ya? that's exactly what micky says in the video.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish I was handicapped

    am waiting now to see what reply we get to that from jill the bowl of peas




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    we should crank up the pressure lads, i think we got malice real close to tarding out now.





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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think mickey might be talking about you hydro






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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Come to Tinychat baby daddy baby come to daddy com e to tinydaddychat daddychat tinydaddy tinychat

    i might come in there just to laugh at you




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    certified faggot




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I hate them. I do like, though, the standard British accent. Not even slang, just your accent. I like the word WIF, and ALROIGHT. Also I love saying m8. M8.






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