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2017-09-18 at 8:26 PM UTC in how long do STDs take to show?most things can be cured these days tho.
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2017-09-18 at 7:35 PM UTC in Contest kontest kawn-tesst!!!!7
Originally posted by Captain Falcon 3.
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1.
Contact.
The cockpit lit up with the glare of a thousand tracer rounds, exploding in the darkness of the night sky.
"Bogey, 12 O'clock"
Redrum looked up from his instruments and stared at the back of his partner's head. Tux didn't respond for a moment, then nodded.
"We're being painted."
He looked up. Tux didn't move a muscle. His heart rate was stable on Redrum's screen.
"They have a lock."
Tux did nothing. A few seconds passed.
"Missile launched".
Redrum listened to the humming engine, which drowned out the radio.
"Incoming. 5."
Tux remained motionless.
"4."
Nothing.
"3."
The blip on the radar got evrr closer.
"2."
Tux nudged his stick forward just a hair, then back. The cockpit flashed as the enemy's burst flew overhead.
"1."
Tux slammed the throttle forward, fired two controlled bursts, and careened into a barrel roll. Redrum saw two red glares in the canopy, a small one followed by a large one, and two blips disappeared from his radar.
The radio lit up with whoops and cheers. Once again, they had gotten the first kill. Tux stared ahead, silent, and manoeuvred towards another hostile.
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Another night, another battle won. But celebrations were muted. Thunderbird and 5Speed had gone down, and once again, Tux had overshadowed the entire squadron. Redrum saw him sitting in the corner, toying with his salmon.
He walked over to his partner.
"You know it's not your fault, right?"
Tux said nothing.
"Every single person in this building is glad that you're in here. You did way more out there tonight than anyone else could in 5."
He regurgitate the fish into his bucket.
"And you couldn't have saved them."
Tux looked up. There was sadness in his eyes.
"Noot noot."
Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-09-18T06:56:15.054215+00:00
faggot
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2017-09-18 at 7:35 PM UTC in Contest kontest kawn-tesst!!!!7
Originally posted by Captain Falcon 3.
2.
1.
Contact.
The cockpit lit up with the glare of a thousand tracer rounds, exploding in the darkness of the night sky.
"Bogey, 12 O'clock"
Redrum looked up from his instruments and stared at the back of his partner's head. Tux didn't respond for a moment, then nodded.
"We're being painted."
He looked up. Tux didn't move a muscle. His heart rate was stable on Redrum's screen.
"They have a lock."
Tux did nothing. A few seconds passed.
"Missile launched".
Redrum listened to the humming engine, which drowned out the radio.
"Incoming. 5."
Tux remained motionless.
"4."
Nothing.
"3."
The blip on the radar got evrr closer.
"2."
Tux nudged his stick forward just a hair, then back. The cockpit flashed as the enemy's burst flew overhead.
"1."
Tux slammed the throttle forward, fired two controlled bursts, and careened into a barrel roll. Redrum saw two red glares in the canopy, a small one followed by a large one, and two blips disappeared from his radar.
The radio lit up with whoops and cheers. Once again, they had gotten the first kill. Tux stared ahead, silent, and manoeuvred towards another hostile.
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Another night, another battle won. But celebrations were muted. Thunderbird and 5Speed had gone down, and once again, Tux had overshadowed the entire squadron. Redrum saw him sitting in the corner, toying with his salmon.
He walked over to his partner.
"You know it's not your fault, right?"
Tux said nothing.
"Every single person in this building is glad that you're in here. You did way more out there tonight than anyone else could in 5."
He regurgitate the fish into his bucket.
"And you couldn't have saved them."
Tux looked up. There was sadness in his eyes.
"Noot noot."
Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-09-18T06:56:15.054215+00:00
didn't read
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2017-09-18 at 7:32 PM UTC in how long do STDs take to show?
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You could have YEAST infection. God only knows what people pay your girlfriend to stick in her. I suspect they are not good things.
alright i don't need a lecture, i know what she was doing. what STDs make you itch tho?
you went with hydro, you must know about these things.
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2017-09-18 at 6:34 PM UTC in Why doesn't it auto-subscribe to threads you've created?oh yeah, just noticed i'm not yet subbed to my new thread
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2017-09-18 at 6:32 PM UTC in Why doesn't it auto-subscribe to threads you've created?i've made shit loads of threads and never noticed it
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2017-09-18 at 6:29 PM UTC in Laaaanny
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2017-09-18 at 6:09 PM UTC in how long do STDs take to show?I dunno I could be paranoid but I been feeling a bit itchy round the end of my dick today. Anyone had anything, can give advice?
Obviously I knew the risks so whatever.
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2017-09-18 at 1:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-09-18 at 11:52 AM UTC in Was hanging out with a girl and she was on her phone the whole time.tragic, lol
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2017-09-18 at 9:48 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
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2017-09-18 at 9:13 AM UTC in Things you've put your dick inside
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2017-09-17 at 10:35 PM UTC in Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himself
Originally posted by Wick Sweat It would be awkward trying to gauge the level of giving a fuck you should appear to have. Cause if someone killed themselves then in a way, good for them? also I don't know them like that.
i never feel fuck all really when people have died except a very good friend when i was 22. i've seen other friends, gran, aunties and uncles etc, and felt barely a thing, certainly not any feeling of major loss or grief.
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2017-09-17 at 8:49 PM UTC in Deleting all side bitches off my phonelol, that do look rough
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2017-09-17 at 8:45 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
Originally posted by Wick Sweat I think yall niggas have a personal problem with the passage of time. In life, when years pass and shit, especially in your 20s, you should be changing, and hopefully for the better. Yall niggas stay the same and don't understand anything other than stayin the same. Specifically you and Acter and HTS and Bill Krozby n shit. Yeah I'm lumping all of you together. Feel bad about that.
you gotta admire this dude tho huh?
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2017-09-17 at 6:33 PM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsyeah
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2017-09-17 at 5:40 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick insideyeah cucumbers i'm cool with, for the ladies tho obviously. raw meat tho is just gross. i mean could you imagine your bits stinking of raw liver. smell like that ain't so easy to get off either.
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2017-09-17 at 5:37 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick insideoh ok, maybe i fucked his cousin or summing then, lol.
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2017-09-17 at 5:33 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick insideactually this just reminded me of something. before i went to jail i was seeing this american girl for a little while. she made this weird joke that i didn't really get. something about you'll just have to stick your dick into raw liver in a jar or something. then she was going 'that's what you guys do tho isn't it?'. is that a thing over that side of the pond? coz i'd never fucking heard of it, lol. she was from new york so i can't imagine she knew infinitryshock either.
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2017-09-17 at 4:51 PM UTC in Low Quality Pictures of our cats thread. High Quality Pictures Also Accepted.there's a really nice pussy in this pic
just a shame you can't fucking see it
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