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2017-09-19 at 9:07 PM UTC in Scron and HTS in TC right now
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 These phrases change routinely as new generations of teenagers come and go. Who uses words like 'fam'? Teenagers. Nobody said this stuff when I was in highschool because these phrases didn't exist. Now they do and you've got people who are older using them because… why? You want to fit in with highschoolers or something? Why are you adopting the vocabulary of teenagers?
lol, my chick was a teenager only 3 years ago.
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2017-09-19 at 8:53 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick inside
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2017-09-19 at 8:50 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick inside
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Speaking of pregnant, my girlfriend was cooking the other day and preparing) defrosting this whole chicken for roasting, and then she screamed and came into my room, shaking.
She tells me she's been spooked by this chicken, because it was pregnant, she'd never seen a chicken with undeveloped eggs inside it's body. They looked like orange pickled lemons or something, or loquats. I went and cleaned them out for her.
The chicken itself ended up being the weirdest, toughest chicken I have ever eaten. This was not your average chicken. This chicken wasn't kept on a trust fund all it's life. This chicken had been to Shawshank and had been lifting weights daily, getting ripped. This chicken had probably shanked somebody in its lifetime. This chicken was probably a member
a of the Aryan brotherhood This chicken was born in Inglewood and raised in the Bronx by a single mother, because she divorced it's father and moved after it was born. This chicken paid taxes and lived a hard life.
In Pakistan they have something called "desi murghi" i.e. wild or non-poultry farmed chicken. It tastes kind of different but it is bloody delicious and it's slightly tougher, but not unpleasantly so. This is initially what I thought this chicken was.
Nope.
Usually when I carve a roasted chicken, I am a fucking champ and I can easily use a paring knife + form to carve one up in 3-5 minutes flat, and beautiful with no rips too. My usual tactic is to star by taking off the wings, then the legs, the make an incision through the center of its chest and up it's neckbone, then saw through its ribs, up to its shoulder socket, and sever it right through, which bisects the breast.
Not this chicken. It seemed that even in death, it tried to protect its young. If the zombie uprising is coming, this fucking chicken will be the final boss. It had 10/10 durability rating. Every joint was surrounded by knotted, twisted sinew and had a weird bony overhang that made it impossible to wriggle my knife into its ball sockets and easily sever any joint.
Finally, I resorted to cutting to the joints from either side, and just ripping the socket it with brute force and twisting. Motherfucker, I swear this chicken was doing BJJ with me. It took me a good ten minutes to twist each limb off. And finally, when I was done… Fuck, the chicken's flesh itself was tough as nails. The only part that was remotely edible for normal people imo was the breast… But I took this chicken as a motherfucking challenge and devoured every last, leather-like bite.
#dirtybulk
so what you saying, you put your dick inside it?
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2017-09-19 at 8:46 PM UTC in My Friend Is Definitely Offtell him all about the new world order for lulz
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2017-09-19 at 7:08 PM UTC in Business Idea: Tinder for Amputeeshow about tinder for lesbians suffering with post natal depression?
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2017-09-19 at 6:53 PM UTC in Business Idea: Tinder for Amputeestinder for aids patientics
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2017-09-19 at 6:51 PM UTC in My Friend Is Definitely Off
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2017-09-19 at 5:06 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick inside
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2017-09-19 at 4:23 PM UTC in how long do STDs take to show?
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2017-09-19 at 1:26 PM UTC in My Friend Is Definitely Off
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2017-09-19 at 1:21 PM UTC in the chinese are by far the ugliest people
Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut They are absolutely disgusting to look at. I thank god every day I wake up that I am not chinese
but you're absolutely disgusting to look at anyway, so it really makes little difference if you were chinese or you. plus i've seen some pretty hot chinky bitches that way outclass you in the looks department.
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2017-09-19 at 10:12 AM UTC in Intermittent fastingman you are such a fucking faggot
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2017-09-19 at 10:06 AM UTC in 'Nazism' Used as Pretext for Free-Speech Crackdownsthe threat that the powers that be propose from nazi's is everyone having to live under the conditions similar to germany in the 1930s.
obviously like.
but keep paying your taxes and doing what you are told and hopefully that will never happen, lol.
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2017-09-19 at 9:16 AM UTC in Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himself
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2017-09-19 at 9:14 AM UTC in 'Nazism' Used as Pretext for Free-Speech Crackdownslike i keep saying, they control a mass population by fear-mongering with 'threats' that are beyond any one persons control. then 'offer' protection from the very threats they exaggerated in the first place.
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2017-09-19 at 8:09 AM UTC in how long do STDs take to show?yeah its alright this morning.
um yay or summing
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2017-09-19 at 1:22 AM UTC in how long do STDs take to show?no your alright §m£ÂgØL, its all good now anyway, itching gone, crisis over, back to normal.
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2017-09-19 at 1:17 AM UTC in Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himself...a nice smelly wet pussy
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2017-09-19 at 1:16 AM UTC in Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himself
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2017-09-19 at 1:15 AM UTC in 20 tips for having sex with dogs
