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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Joe Kane ………dont fred on me

    sweet



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien There's only one sandle. It must have been a robbery.

    that doesn't prove murder. the victim could have been so distraught over the loss of the sandal that she committed suicide.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.

    I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.

    sorry wot?

    https://www.facebook.com/jakhiya.thestarr/videos/pcb.1439504332771690/1439504069438383/?type=3&theater

    https://www.facebook.com/jakhiya.thestarr/videos/pcb.1439504332771690/1439504082771715/?type=3&theater



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Joe Kane 75x75 REAL NIGGA PIXEL SIZES

    what's your avatar say? too small to read proply



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hand job maybe



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Tfw you buy some sktchy ass beans from a dude in the bathroom at a bar, and you get home and take a look at em and are like "That faggot just sold me some fucking baby aspirin that he scratched the markings off of. This looks like someone pressed their pill between their fucking asscheeks. Oh well…I paid for it..might as well…."

    *45 minuit later

    "HOLY FUCK. OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh. HooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK!!!" *sweat dripping from your face*

    did a similar thing with acid years ago. then took one 4 hours before i had to be at work just to prove to myself they were dud. then had to go to work tripping balls. was a lot of fun had at work that night lol, even if my boss didn't think so.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    where the rope they were hanging from? and what about a gunshot to the head would cause a hanging body to fall to the floor suddenly?



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    explain?



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by arthur treacher fuck mark 311

    I am glad he died, and I hope he burns in hell

    If he were alive, I would tell him that to his face, too.

    so if he was alive you'd tell him you were glad he was dead? hmm, seems legit.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Sploo doesn't smoke weed.

    well dur, he wouldn't have an iq of 170 if he did.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why the fuck not?





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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    are you sploo? i keep losing track of all his fucking alts ffs. this fred don't seem very splooish, but i thought you were sploo alt.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah i'm good thanks



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop

    i think its funny how that dudes boxer shorts are the exact same color as the other guys tracksuit which makes it look like two dudes in the same pair of jeans, lol.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie He probably thought it'd be mighty funny to put a whimsical little swirl on his face while raping kids.

    i think its funny that he was too dumb to just simply use the paintbrush to cover his face.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock i never made it optional





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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-09-16T18:13:30.645027+00:00
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that's^ not normal



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she never posted any that i know of



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