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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock fuck yea.

    a/s/l/pic, bitch

    well we already know yours don't we...





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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock they're too expensive. a metal coat hanger is much cheaper…and reusable.

    Originally posted by infinityshock rent a jackhammer and use that to pound on her cervix until the fetal tissue spontaneously squirts out. wear glasses for eye protection…you don't want cooter juice in your eye.

    obviously you failed to understand there is a need for stealth in this situation. i guess i'm not surprized tho, i'm getting used to your lack of intelligence by now.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BULLDOZER I'm using google chrome and I saw a picture on a website and I want to see it again but its not on the website anymore.

    Chrome has to be a fagot and make it complicated, I went to the cache folder but it isn't image files its some bullshit in there. Like 10yrs ago on internet explorer it was straight up image files n stuff.

    lol, you shudda saved it while you had the chance



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien These things might give me something to talk about. Also, I think I should start taking up listening/watching/reading about some type of sport, just for conversations. Maybe football, or maybe multiple sports.

    There's still the challenge of my family though. What do I do when people ask about my family?

    just make shit up



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Esplender Of course it is. What did you think the wine at Church was?

    most likely some cheap cooking wine from tesco



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Benzodiazepines might help, just don't over do it.

    or just a little dab of speed



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny I've seen things you people wouldn't beleive

    yeah me too



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo how?

    because they get excited when they hear that jesus is coming



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck you



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS My breath smells like OE and burnt assholes, probably… but he hasn't said shit yet. :(

    no he tasted it tho



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    any tips in case the abortion pills don't work? its not impossible to get sold fakes on darknet.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't want children, can't stand em. she does tho, lol. so i'm not gonna tell her i don't want them. i shall just get some abortion pills off the darknet and put them in her food if necessary.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how many you had mate?



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Lol, what was that like?

    I'm imagining a bunch of stone-faced killers covered in tattoos finger painting a picture of the exercise yard

    it was fucking boring. i stopped going after a while coz sitting in my cell was more entertaining. i only signed up coz i knew a few lads on the wing that did art and would sell some of their work to other prisoners so i just robbed all the art shit i could and sold it to them. that was the only reason i signed up to the class. the teacher was pretty hot tho.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't even know what the trannyhouse gate is. does it lead you to a house full of traps?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    christians are gay



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyone ever thought it funny that the words heaven and heathen are so similar?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that shit's cray cray



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i did a two week art class in prison if that's of any help



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    scrawny, nobody wants to see you fucking HTS



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