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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Panthrax i didnt sign up for this!

    I think you did



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Panthrax u fuccing wot m8

    You fucking dimlo chavvy



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock banging a chick that short blows. chicks that small cant get the whole dick in…which sucks.

    You're not trying hard enough



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Panthrax made sense to me

    It would do coz you're fucking dimlo



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I think you need sexually harassing
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader thats just less than 2hours. some people goes to work further than that everyday.

    What a fucking stupid thing to say



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Getting acid for the first tiiiiiiime

    you'll love it/ it might even smash that faggotry shit right out of you.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader dont be surprised when all those drugs finally left her body and without the the influence of druggs, she finally begin to see you for what you really are and leave you.

    druggs, or the lack of it changes people.

    yep, way ahead of you on that one.

    the rehab have cancelled my visit because they found out where I am living and know its rife with drugs here. I'm seriously pissed off about this atm. not only that I got told Tuesday that my place that I applied for months ago has come up. I'm moving today, 70 fucking miles away. feel like my whole life has been picked up and smashed into the floor right now. its typical uh? I wanted to move there before I met her. now I want to stay but can't, I have no choice in it.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Ask her if shes sick, how shes feeling. Maybe instead bring her some valiums and xanax or something. Tell her if she wants to score when she gets out, fine. But your mind can tempt your periodcally and make you act irrationally. Shes put all this time and effort into improving her life.

    I spent a good 20 years of my life studying the Bible believe it or not, so certain things have stuck in my mind. When i have someone in my life that I care about that wants be to get them something i know is no good for them, I tell them something along the lines of "Ask me three times. You know youre going to completely fuck up your life and sobriety if you do this, but youre an adult, and Im not going to be able to protect you from yourself. So….?"

    "Can you get me some ___?"

    "No."

    And at this point a lot of times the wheels start turning. They see how desperate theyre sounding.

    "Come on. I just need something for a couple of days until I can see a doctor for my back…"

    "No, dude"

    "Come on. I swear Ill never call you for anything again"

    "So thats what you want? You know youre on probation. You know youre throwing away sobriety. You know youre fucking up chances of getting to see your kids again. You remember how bad you felt when you were deep in it, when you wanted to die, and you wouldve given anything just to go back to the way things were before? Knowing all that….you still want it?"

    "Yeah…just for this weekend, until I can see my…"

    "Fine. There."




    Tell her to call you and ask you three days in a row. If its just a junkie whim, shell drop it. But let her know what it means.

    what? she was only asking for coffee man. they only allow decaf in there for some reason and she was asking me to get her some normal coffee in, lol.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Yah I know. :(

    its what prostitutes were invented for you idiot. go have some fun you fool.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It'll still be annoying having a bottle between my legs.

    be hilarious if you crashed and got took to the hospital unconscious for them to find a bottle of piss when they got you ready for surgury, lol.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling u know wen u first got ur skins theres a fake paper in there with no glue i can acually skin up with that most ppl throw it away but the rizla plant wud go outstink if everyone did that

    we did that in jail all the time. even used plain paper to roll cigarettes if you had to. just stick two small rizla together bling, you don't need kingsize mate. there always a way round these things pal.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i guess we're stuck with em tho, what can you do? i remember the old notes tho, they were cool.



    those were the days. i remember at school when they would fold the note like this so it looked like she was sucking a cock, lol.





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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't like em, been getting the 10s out the machine all week. you can't fold them up properly, you fold it up small and neat ready to do a deal and by the time your man gets there its all started to open up in your hand and gets all in a mess and makes shit awkward af.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ok i don't like this, i'm getting out of here now.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter how the fuck am i supposed to calm down knowing that girls dont like me

    what was that about your pal being way more desperate than you?

    you're just a total fuckup really ain't ya? i bet chicks see that literally oozing from your pores whenever you get within 5 feet of them. i bet they can't wait to get away from you.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Time to die



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    go collect some, i'm sure there's loads where you live





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 are heroes gummies or chocolates?

    assorted chocolate, like mini candy bars.





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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 are heroes gummies or chocolates?

    assorted chocolate, like mini candy bars.



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