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2017-09-30 at 7:03 PM UTC in Hiding stuff between your butt cheeks.

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also using those nappy bags is best because they repel odour better than plain polythene bags. plain polythene can give the drugs a bit of a shitty odour after they come out, lol.

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2017-09-30 at 7 PM UTC in Hiding stuff between your butt cheeks.

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Originally posted by Hotrocks Thats pretty much how I did it.

that's standard way, way stronger than condoms.

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2017-09-30 at 6:56 PM UTC in Ban scron forever

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Originally posted by mashlehash That nigga straight camouflaged gay

he's so gay that when the army told him to blow up a jeep he burnt his lips on the exhaust.

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2017-09-30 at 6:30 PM UTC in Hiding stuff between your butt cheeks.

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use polythene bags, wrap it round the package then twist up the excess until you can tie a knot in it. then cut off the excess and seal the knot with a lighter and knife blade. to be extra sure wrap the package in some sarin first and then double up the polythene by wrapping in a second lot and tying and sealing that too.

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2017-09-30 at 5:59 PM UTC in Hiding stuff between your butt cheeks.

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Originally posted by Hotrocks Thats why swallowing it is the way to go. South Americans usually do this with cocaine.

that is more ideal altho it could be a day or two before you get it back again. if it really was only a small amount, like <1gram, then i'd prolly seal up in plastic and keep it in my mouth. if i got pulled aside and was looking like i would get searched then i'd swallow discretely.

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2017-09-30 at 5:23 PM UTC in Hiding stuff between your butt cheeks.

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Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Say your being pulled over or going thru customs and have a little bit of drugs, does it really have to go "up" your ass or is between your butt cheeks good enough?

Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-09-29T02:44:40.102728+00:00

well think of it like this, if they suspect you then they can strip search you, and that will involve them looking up your ass. they'll either tell you to bend over and pull your ass cheeks apart, or they'll get you to crouch which causes your ass cheeks to open, causing anything being held between them to fall out. so if your ok with keeping drugs between your ass cheeks, with that in mind, then carry on. if you would rather not take that risk then plug it.

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2017-09-30 at 5:18 PM UTC in Ban scron forever

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my number 1 choice for permaban would be infaggotryhard

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2017-09-30 at 4:01 PM UTC in Can't draw a fucking shot

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some one asked me the other day how do you deal with an ex saying they've been told to call you up to tell you they tested positive for HIV. i said the trick, i find, is to always act surprised.

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2017-09-30 at 3:58 PM UTC in its not fucking fair. its not fucking fair...

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Originally posted by Enter im literally a failure as a human organism designed to mate

why don't you just stop fucking about and do what you gotta do pal

http://www.adultwork.com/Home.asp

just get on it man, there nothing wrong with it.

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2017-09-30 at 3:53 PM UTC in Ban scron forever

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i think he's ok. this place would be even more boring without his shenanigans.

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2017-09-30 at 3:48 PM UTC in Passing a piss test

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Originally posted by -SpectraL Like Narc said. Get clean piss, keep it refrigerated, sneak it into the test container. Works every time. Nobody is going to want to stare at your dick.

you need to get it as close to 37c as you can and keep it snuggly down your balls to maintain as close to that temp as poss. a lot of those test cups have a thermometer strip on them.

also freeze it if its more than a day before your test. then you defrost by standing the bottle in hot water(not boiling if its a glass bottle) before you go to your test. might be best to get it to about 60c before you leave the house as it will cool considerably on the way to the test site and while you're in the waiting room.

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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-09-30T15:51:02.750832+00:00

2017-09-30 at 3:45 PM UTC in people

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i wish

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2017-09-30 at 3:44 PM UTC in my anus is bleeding

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have you been sticking things up there bling?

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2017-09-30 at 2:56 PM UTC in i joined an athiest group on facebook

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i'll do what i fucking like

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2017-09-30 at 2:54 PM UTC in Passing a piss test

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unless you can get some clean piss in a little bottle and keep down your pants. then just put that in the cup instead of pissing into it. depends tho, some places they stand right next to you and others will just give you the cup and wait outside the bathroom.

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2017-09-30 at 2:52 PM UTC in Passing a piss test

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you're fucked

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2017-09-30 at 1:26 PM UTC in its not fucking fair. its not fucking fair...

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Originally posted by Enter how the fuck did he do it tho.

at a fucking party and she literally fucked him twice. :( he's not better looking than me, and in fact my personality is way better.

why do women hate me so much

women can sense desperation a mile away dude, and its a big turn off for them.

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2017-09-30 at 1:24 PM UTC in How do I look at cached images?

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Originally posted by mashlehash Watcha lookin at

i posted one of the nudes i got of my girl the other day then deleted it a couple of minutes later, lol.

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2017-09-30 at 1:14 PM UTC in its not fucking fair. its not fucking fair...

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i'm seeing my girl on friday

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2017-09-30 at 1:13 PM UTC in its not fucking fair. its not fucking fair...

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cheer up jellyfish

haha

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