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2017-10-15 at 3:55 PM UTC in At what age did you learnt of butt secks ....
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2017-10-15 at 12:35 PM UTC in Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?
Originally posted by Grimace Back in like, 2003, there was a husband and wife tag-team Jehovah's Witness couple that would religiously come to my door every Saturday morning at like 9am to spread their cult message. I had BEEN warding them off with excuses like, "My parents aren't home right now, maybe you should come back when they're here". That would usually be enough to make them feel uneasy and leave. There was one expection. They were a persistent couple who was HELLBENT on converting us or something. The last actual conversation I held with them, I told them to never come back. This one particular morning, I was smoking meth out of a modified lightbulb and recognized their car pulling down my driveway. I was so fucking pissed. I realized they weren't going to stop. They actually thought they had a change at our residence. So I stripped down totally naked except for my socks and answered the door that way when they knocked. The wife goes, "OHHHH MY!" and turned her head, covering her face, and the husband looked at me, looked down at my SHIT, looked back at me with a BEWILDERED look on his face and struggled to keep eye contact with me without breaking to get another glance at my shriveled and swinging boy-penis. I then told them to never come back to our house again and they never did.
you just reminded me, when i was at school there was this JW kid called paul paxman. i used to deliver the local paper and had to collect something like 10p for it. i knocked at their house one friday evening and his mom answered but just stuck her head round the door but i could clearly see she had no top on. then i caught a glimpse into the front room and saw the family were all sitting there naked, lol. funny enough the whole school seemed to know about their private naturism within a few days, not sure how they found out tho, hahah.
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2017-10-15 at 10:54 AM UTC in Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?
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2017-10-15 at 10:19 AM UTC in Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?but there still isn't a single shred of actual evidence for it. god is nothing more than a wild theory, nothing more.
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2017-10-15 at 9:10 AM UTC in Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?they believe in a make believe man in the sky, therefore they're all retarded.
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2017-10-15 at 8:16 AM UTC in Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?after i got busted i started hanging with this smack dealer i became sort of friends with. coz the cops kept turning up at my flat on almost a daily basis i stayed at his quite often. then when i lost my flat i stayed at his quite a lot. after a while he started going on about how i should move into an old trailer on some land his family had. he seemed a bit too keen so i was suspicious at first. i thought he was gonna try getting me to start shotting for him in return. after a while tho i agreed. the day i was going over there his mom asked me if i believe in god, to which i said no. she asked why not and i told her its just not my thing. once we got to the land, which was in the middle of nowhere, she started right on about it, turned out they were all JWs, even the drug dealing/addict son. the next morning i was gone, she was coming out with the most retarded shit to prove her 'god' existed and shit. she even said to me 'we'll get you to talk to some people in a few days, they'll show you the truth and get you off of that shit', lolmfao. they didn't see me for dust the next morning.
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2017-10-15 at 8:05 AM UTC in Zoklet used to have way more personal attacksi know, its fucking boring innit?
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2017-10-15 at 8:04 AM UTC in Anyone want to troll some jehovas witnesses?
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2017-10-15 at 8:02 AM UTC in At what age did you learnt of butt secks ....'eeeeeerrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh THAT'S DIRTY'
who said also said that when they found out?
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2017-10-14 at 11:46 PM UTC in What would you do if you had a virtual time machine?i'd go to the future and watch myself die
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2017-10-14 at 11:04 PM UTC in What would you do if you had a virtual time machine?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The machine uses vast data gathering techniques to reconstruct the past exactly as it happened in a virtual environment, including every single hole human being to ever live, and simulate them down to the atom.
I.e. none of your actions will fuck anything up IRL, you can save or reset your changes like a video game, but otherwise it is exactly like a "real" time machine in accuracy. You can also program anything into this virtual reality, so you can give yourself infinite gold etc.
WWYD?
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My first action would be to go and interview historical figures. For example Mohammed, whatever rabbi Jesus is based on, Hitler, Stalin, Aunt Jemima, Einstein, Tesla etc.
My second action would be to go on an unstoppable virtual rape spree and fuck every famous broad in history. I'd try to rape Joan of Arc, that would be a challenge.
Third, I'd probably go fight in some famous battles, this would be the ultimate video game. Maybe one time with historically accurate equipment, one time with a revolver + basically infinite ammo, one time with full automatic weapons etc.
I'd like to die a bunch of different ways too. I'd like to have a groundhog day-esque series of fights against Miyamoto Musashi until I could defeat him for example. Or be killed by one of the aotmic bombs dropped on Japan, or the Tsar Bombs.
you know what? if you hadn't put that first one in then i wouldn't be calling you a fucking faggot right now, you fucking faggot.
the other ones were great, but that first one still let through your flagrant faggotry, especially if you're gonna do that first. fucking homo.
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2017-10-14 at 10:50 PM UTC in Growing Mushroomshow you make them BFR cake things?
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2017-10-14 at 10:15 PM UTC in I just likcked out my girlfriend.
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2017-10-14 at 10:14 PM UTC in Growing Mushroomsbeen looking into this myself on shroomery but a lot of it is a bit confusing. most seem to assume you have some knowledge already in their tutes.
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2017-10-14 at 10:07 PM UTC in Which of You Ball-less Uber-bottoms Have Ever Fallen Out of an Airplanebut they don't let disgusting obese fat fucks do parachute jumps anyway.
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2017-10-14 at 2:39 PM UTC in I just likcked out my girlfriend.
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2017-10-14 at 1:49 PM UTC in Just picked out my girlfriendfind anything interesting in there?
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2017-10-14 at 10:28 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionby the way mdma won't cancel out an opiate withdraw. it would just probably make for the worst ecstasy trip ever.
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2017-10-14 at 9:54 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editiondid you get addicted? the reason i am asking is because once you've had a habit you get one back a lot quicker then it took to get you first addicted.
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2017-10-14 at 9:14 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionHow long you been using bling? Have you ever had a habit before?
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