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Which of You Ball-less Uber-bottoms Have Ever Fallen Out of an Airplane
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2017-10-14 at 8:23 PM UTCWhen omar clearly had the larger omar
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2017-10-14 at 8:25 PM UTC
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2017-10-14 at 8:25 PM UTCI have over 9,000 solo jumps on record and never once had to use my backup chute.
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2017-10-14 at 8:40 PM UTCIts $250 to skydive, with an instructor.
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2017-10-14 at 9:09 PM UTC
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2017-10-14 at 9:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby notice how he mentioned he "doesn't give a fuck" that people mention / log how many times they have jumped out of plane then proceeds to tell us he's "been jumping out of planes before those people were born"
It took jill like at least 9 months to learn how to post images and when you bring that up, he will blame his failure on the site and go onto say "I've been posting images online before you were born!"
i have literally been posting images online since before you were born. -
2017-10-14 at 9:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats the real kicker about it since he's not current he probably has to get his flabby ass strapped to a young black jedi skydiver instructor, Omar with a bigger penis, so he ent up making a scene.
false.
as a matter of fact...i didnt think of it at the time...but i dont recall seeing a single nigger. -
2017-10-14 at 9:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Panthrax ITT, jillian the kitty cat spent all his money on a gopro and now hes CRYING LIKE AN INFANT cause he only has 50 jumps and hasn't been current since BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
For some reason they don't want him wrapping up his lines on his nifty little camcorder and burning into the earfth in front of all their tandem customers.
DOTARD!!!!
i dont own a gopro.
i dont have 50 jumps.
gravity hasnt changed. im completely current. -
2017-10-14 at 9:16 PM UTC
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2017-10-14 at 9:22 PM UTC
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2017-10-14 at 9:38 PM UTC
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2017-10-14 at 9:53 PM UTChow would you know how many jumps you got if you don't keep a log
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2017-10-14 at 9:57 PM UTC
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2017-10-14 at 10:07 PM UTCbut they don't let disgusting obese fat fucks do parachute jumps anyway.
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