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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    we should join forces mmq, co-ordinate our attacks and shit.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah you know cacka



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Madman facebook is for fags

    it feels like there are more fags on this site than there are on fb lately.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and so do you, unfortunately.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who the fuck lets their 94 year old granma take the coach. why couldn't someone pick her up, or y'all take the coach to visit her. sounds like she'll be lucky if she's still alive by the time she gets home.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah some of the groups are pretty cool. i joined an LSD group a while back. there some really alright people in there. been getting pretty chatty with this slovakian chick from there that just started doing acid about a year ago. she already talking about meeting up.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    in my boredom i joined some fb groups. trollin some of them fuckers can be quite stimulating. yesterday i trolled a bunch of 'meat is murder' vegans and they went pretty nuts. computer was just going ding ding ding ding ding repeatedly, lol.

    oh yeah, and there was some feminazis i was winding up about sexual harassment last night was pretty dope.

    might try and find some hardcore antifa's later.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    for an extra five bucks i'll feed the eyeballs to sploo. he has an iq of 170 you know.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey. You're that dude that gouges out kids eyeballs with box cutters, aren't you?

    that's me yeah. you got any kids who's eyes you need gouging out? twenty five dollar?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    for real. i never would have said such a thing about totse or zoklet. but that's what this has become now, a fucking boring fagfest.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man you sound like a fucking bitch. Who the fuck doesn't have any house rules? Can I come over and shit in your sink?

    Never mind, I don't even know why I'm replying to you when literally all you do is be an incredibly shit troll in public posts, then PM me acting all nice and shit. Be real, my dude.

    also: didn't read(which is literally the shittiest troll post ever)



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man you sound like a fucking bitch. Who the fuck doesn't have any house rules? Can I come over and shit in your sink?

    of course you can't. that's just common respect and decency tho, its one of many things that just goes without saying so you wouldn't even need to put it on your list of rules that you prolly got posted on your fridge, lol. plus the fact that you'd feel the wrong end of my bat for doing it.

    also: you mad



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm not going to go into specifics but I'll speak in "terms":

    Part 1:

    - She did bad shit ABCDEFGHIJKL
    - I did horrible shit M
    - She did bad shit NOPQRSDTUVWXYZ
    - She lies about literally everything and blames it on being afraid of my reaction

    Part 2:

    - To make up for all the bad shit and to regain my trust, she has to fulfill [CONDITION] every month
    - Fulfilling [CONDITION] is "make up" work, it's not her actually fulfilling the responsibilities she should have
    - Part of fulfilling [CONDITION] is following a house rule: "don't bring [BLUE SOCKS] into my house"

    Part 3:

    - I'm rooting through a bathroom cabinet, I find [BLUE SOCKS]
    - Confront her, talk to her like an adult and tell her "[BLUE SOCKS] are not allowed in my house, that was part of us rebuilding trust"
    - Her response: "I'm fulfilling other parts of [CONDITION] therefore I don't need to abide by your house rule, and your house rule is simply in place to control me"
    - We argue, I tell her not to violate my rules again and that fulfilling [CONDITION] does not mean she can violate my house rules, we both apparently resolve it and she promises to fully fulfill [CONDITION]

    Part 4:

    - I bring home [PIZZA]
    - I can make [PIZZA] last for a week
    - Open up the fridge 1/2 of all the [PIZZA] is gone
    - Whatever; sit down with her, talk to her about not eating all the [PIZZA]
    - Get more [PIZZA], give her [SLICE] and say "this is your dinner for tonight. please leave the rest of the [PIZZA] for me"

    Note: My only issue is that she is selfishly inconveniencing me like some kind of [person with an eating disorder]. I don't care about the cost of the pizza, it's just not fair that I only ever get to eat one slice.

    Part 5:

    Happened as of yesterday

    - Motherfucking half my [PIZZA] is gone again
    - I talk to her, she straight up lies instantly, and a blatant and obvious lie that there is no way I do not see through.
    - Whatever, tell her not to eat [PIZZA]
    - Next morning, I find [BLUE SOCKS] hidden away again, but this time more cleverly
    - I confront her
    - Literally the exact same response and argument as last time
    - No apologies
    - No regret
    - Same exact answer as last time, which I can rationally and logically demonstrate to her is bullshit, yet she will not agree to my house rules again.

    Conclusion: GTFO

    My reasoning: I cannot trust her to change her ways. She already said she would, and used it as cover to step outside of her boundaries, and clearly does not give a fuck about making up for her mistakes, following my house rules etc. Any extra chances I give her will simply be used to transgress again. She is completely unapologetic, so there is no chance to salvage trust.

    Fuck, I still love her and care about her and shit, but I can't live my life with someone who doesn't respect all that I've put up with and done for them, and are willing to shit on my trust because they cannot resist the urge for [PIZZA] and [BLUE SOCKS]. My rules were simple and not difficult to adhere to, but ignored on basic impulse

    man you sound like a fucking control freak. who the fuck makes house rules and imposes them on their girlfriend?



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not really, one's a mouse, the others a captain faggot.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    didn't lol



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is now the real retarded fred



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    WOW, smooth^



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol u ever see a cute ass shorty who you like so much you fantasize about marrying her and having her meet your parents? Gal Gadot



    I'd wife her jedi ass

    reminds me of her





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    coz he's a faggot and prefers cock



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu nigger. dont stalk people who are trying to avoid you

    but its not stalking then.



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