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2017-12-29 at 10:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-29 at 10:06 AM UTC in I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You reek of desperation and an unfulfilled desire for affection.
Maybe that's why my homosex bothers you so much; you really want to snuggle my cock with your ass cheeks and can't admit it.
Baby be the pita to my kebab let me squirt tzatziki inside you make you juicy slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp
i think you're just a faggot coz recently its become "trendy" to be a faggot. i think you're taking cock in a desperate attempt to be "popular". that is seriously sad, lol.
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2017-12-29 at 9:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-29 at 9:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † The psychward? I did. I'm just fly for a high guy so I can leave whenever I want. I actually checked out today for good. Or at least until I got some work related stuff down. Then I go back. It's pretty chilled. I had Lama therapy. They are pretty boring.
its only a game
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2017-12-29 at 9:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-29 at 9:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-29 at 9:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-29 at 9:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † I have also reached Synhalla. The Beyond.
After vaping syncans non-stop for the past 6 months(?) I don't ever come down again. There is no up either, though. I'm moving between straight planes. No, they move around me. It's hard to tell from where I'm at, y'know.
Aww man, I'm soooo bored.
its only a game
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2017-12-29 at 9:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † Even their support is down. I can't even send them hatemail. If I don't get some kind of compensation for the shit I lost I'll go Newjack on them.
its only a game
I'm in physical pain right now. If this isn't world wide and I got fucked out of weekend champions I'll murder someone.
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2017-12-29 at 9:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-29 at 9:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † I give up. I can't ennoy anything else. I've tried kost things that come to mind. I have lived a lot. All nice and good but I'd much rather just get high on all the drugs and play video games that actually fucking work.
I have detoxed Benzos for THIS??.. Like I'm actually sober so I'm supposed to feel better about shit but fuck. What the fuck. This is bullshit. Dogshit. It's shit.
If someone ever suggests to you to not do whatever the fuck you want punt the nigger in the sack. Don't listen to them. They don't know. They have never spent an entire week watching the sunrise every day, reloading on their favorite uppers, downers and inbetweeners. They don't know. They just don't know.
its only a game
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2017-12-29 at 9:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † What does a fucking server even do that's so hard? Why do I need a fucking server in my game? You fucking nigger.
I can't play a fucking mobile game offline anymore. Whuwhuwha what is this shit? I'm fucking losing it. Why? We used to have great fucking times without shit like this. Why did you have to change. I don't even know you anymore and to be honest I'm not even sure if I want to at this point.
"Yea, that's why I retro game… just bought this used Amiga for 3 grand"… why are fucking SNES games so fucking expensive now? "Collectables" "mint condition" "deadstock"… I want to smash a crowbar right through your cranium you piece of shit.
its only a game
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2017-12-29 at 9:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † Dear EA, Electronic Arts…..
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Fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck everything you are. Fuck your network protection and fuck the damn cunts trying to fry your servers. I was in a qualifying match and had a couple hundred bucks in trades going on that are all fucked now. What's your goddamn problem, nigga? I swear I wish you nothing but the worst you rotten fucking cunts. Fuck you.
How am I supposed to fake making a living playing vidya when your shit don't work? Fuck you. Fuck the hole you crawled out of. Fuck the hole you crawl back into with that gigantic sack full of cash. I hope it suffocates you. I hope it's cursed money. Hahahaha….
I hope for an afterlife because I know you'll have it worse than me. Please, one of the powers that move the worlds, I'm begging you, serve them justice. Make right again all that has been defiled by those unworthy swine. Fucking nigger tits. I can't even..fucking…
Seriously, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck. You. Pieces of shit.
its only a game
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2017-12-29 at 9:32 AM UTC in I'm pregnant againcaptain faggot, why you such a faggot tho?
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2017-12-29 at 1:16 AM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you moneyi reckon if you set up another backpage profile on the same section and with the same name as her. and on the profile post a load of stuff saying you was a punter of hers and you've put this page up to warn everyone that she gave you the herp. then charge her a few hundred bucks plus one free night to take it down, that could work. point out to her that the longer its up the more damage it will do to her reputation, adding a sense of urgency. this will put pressure on her to make a decision quick so she won't have too much time to think of an alternative solution.
i mean she's unlikely to go to the pigs but you prolly want to target the true independent girls(if there are any) and be ready to deal with an angry and possibly armed pimp tho.
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2017-12-29 at 1:08 AM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money
Originally posted by nonarky i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.
will this work?
only if she just so happens to have been actually selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school. if she hasn't then she'd have to be dumber than you to fall for it.
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2017-12-29 at 1:03 AM UTC in NAZI TRUMPS FUCK OFF!wtf are you on about Bill Krozby?
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2017-12-28 at 5:55 PM UTC in animals are retarded
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2017-12-28 at 5:54 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!finny won't post a pic coz he doesn't want us to see he's a jedi.
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2017-12-28 at 5:51 PM UTC in So, what's your daily STACK look like?it wouldn't be worth anybody selling on the markets anything much less than a grands worth at a time minimum.
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