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2017-12-30 at 5:37 PM UTC in any of u on methadone
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2017-12-30 at 5:36 PM UTC in any of u on methadone
Originally posted by Something Squirrel No, beverages are beverages.
Next you're gonna tell me soda pop and tea are also drugs, or sparkling water and cranberry juice.
The reason Tobacco, alcohol and coffee are accepted and allowed is because they are mass produced agricultural goods with a long history of human use going back thousands of years.
coffee contains caffeine, caffeine is a drug, a stimulant drug similar to amphetamines and cocaine to be exact. soda and tea also contain caffeine, in fact tea contains more caffeine than coffee but people commonly misconceive this as they associate the words caffeine and coffee, although the word similarity is actually only coincidental. the word caffeine was not derived from the word coffee nor visa versa.
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2017-12-30 at 5:31 PM UTC in any of u on methadone
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2017-12-30 at 5:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-30 at 5:02 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again
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2017-12-30 at 4:55 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!but isn't that what tinders for?
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2017-12-30 at 4:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't remember that whatsoever, you retarded limey. The lack of vitamin C has caused a defect in your recall.
I said I was planning on buying a fishing vessel (not a fancy yacht or whatever) and I posted a picture from a listing on the internet as one I was considering, and asked for advice on what boat to buy for such a trip. I explicitly remember you looking like a fool for this specific reason.
Nice try though, kid.
yeah a boat, that's what i said, never mentioned a fancy yacht, it was a big blue and white thing. and you specifically told us you'd bought it already. and i also specifically remember i didn't get an image result until i horizontally flipped the image which showed you took measures to try and prevent anyone finding it.
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2017-12-30 at 4:01 PM UTC in So, what's your daily STACK look like?
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Marijuana is medical too.
obbe, i just posted this
Originally posted by Something Squirrel I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
he's clearly trolling.
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2017-12-30 at 2:43 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.
Originally posted by I'm big on principle. If someone is so cowardly and inept at BBS social functions that they really need to resort to backstabbing tactics and playing with their little mod buttons, that person should be fully exposed for what they really are. I mean, why not? Nobody needs to be playing with their little mod buttons. But don't worry. I always get even with these types of people.
i always thought you were trolling with this shtick. but there's no way that anybody could troll on for this long without getting bored of it. plus after this long the troll would have fuckeried to the n'th and would have nowhere more to go. so this could only mean that you really are actually this boring.
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2017-12-30 at 2:37 PM UTC in Your state my state
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2017-12-30 at 2:34 PM UTC in Well, guys and girls (and fags)
Originally posted by D4NG0 This is why you are a 30 year old man working in a shitty beat up old college joint that takes selfies in the decrepit bathroom.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Bill Krozby do you feel good about yourself and your life and where you are in the world? At 30? Because I sure fucking wouldn't.
Originally posted by D4NG0 Like hydro, I don't think he cares.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 This is the attitude of people who have stagnated and are trying to rationalize their stagnation. Stagnation isn't equal to progress.
omg i totally fucking know this one..
A. things a mindless sheep would say.
..do i win a jeopardy prize?
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2017-12-30 at 2:24 PM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money
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2017-12-30 at 2:01 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-12-30 at 1:52 PM UTC in So, what's your daily STACK look like?
Originally posted by Kolokol-1
Originally posted by Something Squirrel I don't take drugs.
Really?
So you don't take Tylenol, ibuprofen, or any caffeine-containing beverage?
but:
Originally posted by Something Squirrel I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
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2017-12-30 at 1:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!here falco, remember that time on zoklet when you bullshitted everyone that you were buying this big boat and started asking users if they wanted to come sail round the world with you, and then i tineyed the image and showed everyone you were full of shit? good times eh, lol?
i can't imagine why a rich person would do such a thing tho. seems to me more like something some one who was trying to pretend they were rich would do.
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2017-12-30 at 1:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm gonna be straight up, I do lie a lot. It's just fun to me. I literally lie all the time, it's like creative writing to me. Someone will ask me a mundane, boring ass question and my brain instantly goes to "well I COULD just say 'fine' but I could also construct a story about how I saw a homeless guy hanging from the back of a bus, projectile pissing his way down the whole boulevard."
Idk if that is an actual mental illness, but it very well could be. I love just fibbing. I never tell big or harmful lies. But I will lie about shit just for fun literally all the time. If someone says "have you ever played XYZ game?" and I haven't, my response is usually something like "yeah I refunded it in steam the day I bought it because I couldn't stand the load times. Should I buy it again? Is it worth the load screens?" The alternative is saying "no", and starting the conversation over and over until you find common ground, or get annoyed and stop. My reply turns it into a conversation. And then we have essentially the same conversation, but they're not trying to explain boring shit to me, like game mechanics I don't give a fuck about.
This has been a pretty valuable skill in my professional life, funnily enough. It's amazing for networking, courting clients, appeasing customers, and so on. It's also great for picking up chicks. No matter who you are, I will almost always have common ground with you, or so it seems.
you are what we call in the trade 'a bullshitter'
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2017-12-30 at 1:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-30 at 12:39 PM UTC in randy from that 70s show is the worst character of all timei mean, am i supposed to have this randy dude from some shitty tv series from like 5 years ago in my memory still?
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2017-12-30 at 12:37 PM UTC in randy from that 70s show is the worst character of all timei dunno, maybe it would help this fred if the op had posted vid or at least pix.
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2017-12-30 at 12:31 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't gaf whether you think I'm gay because it's "fashionable" (are you retarded, by the way?) But all of what I said is true. You are weak.
wot, you telling me you haven't noticed the media buzz surrounding faggotry in recent years? most of these young faggots are only faggots coz they think its how they should be if they want to fit in with all the other little faggots. its fucking tragic, lol.
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