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    nonarky Houston
    i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.

    will this work?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    absolutely. it's a brilliant plan. go for it
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by nonarky i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.

    will this work?


    You're stupid
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by nonarky i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.

    will this work?

    only if she just so happens to have been actually selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school. if she hasn't then she'd have to be dumber than you to fall for it.



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i reckon if you set up another backpage profile on the same section and with the same name as her. and on the profile post a load of stuff saying you was a punter of hers and you've put this page up to warn everyone that she gave you the herp. then charge her a few hundred bucks plus one free night to take it down, that could work. point out to her that the longer its up the more damage it will do to her reputation, adding a sense of urgency. this will put pressure on her to make a decision quick so she won't have too much time to think of an alternative solution.

    i mean she's unlikely to go to the pigs but you prolly want to target the true independent girls(if there are any) and be ready to deal with an angry and possibly armed pimp tho.



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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by NARCassist only if she just so happens to have been actually selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school. if she hasn't then she'd have to be dumber than you to fall for it.



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    That's what I meant when I said he was stupid. I just couldn't be assed to type it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why not just pedobait adults with jobs and families?
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    Originally posted by NARCassist only if she just so happens to have been actually selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school. if she hasn't then she'd have to be dumber than you to fall for it.



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    Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.
    They're smarter than you and unlike you they've been laid.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.

    lolwut? where the fuck you get that idea from? there are plenty of very smart working girls about.



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    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.

    Because smart people aspire to become wagecucks.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Issue313 Because smart people aspire to become wagecucks.

    Do you even earn?
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.

    t. Popcorn Guy

    You just jelly you can't sell your body.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's what I meant when I said he was stupid. I just couldn't be assed to type it.

    but you bothered to post TWICE over it ???

    be honest, you dont know how to articulate it.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They're smarter than you and unlike you they've been laid.



    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut? where the fuck you get that idea from? there are plenty of very smart working girls about.



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    Originally posted by Issue313 Because smart people aspire to become wagecucks.



    Originally posted by HTS t. Popcorn Guy

    You just jelly you can't sell your body.

    I expected my bait to be taken, but not four times in a row.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I expected my bait to be taken, but not four times in a row.

    uh ahh, that's not faiiir.



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  17. #17
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I expected my bait to be taken, but not four times in a row.

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    I've already expressed my real opinion about this on here before. I generally think most people are intelligent. Prostitutes included.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by HTS t. Popcorn Guy

    You just jelly you can't sell your body.

    You have fat knees
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have fat knees

    yo, so you're not scron then?

    or was that just an elaborate reverse psychology thing?



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