Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-12-31 at 7:08 PM UTC in mr bean is awesome
   

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   Originally posted by Grimace Mr. Bean is funny forever. If you don't think so, you're a hardcore queer.

   
   i dunno why you yanks can't get clever well thought out comedy. it all has to be slapstick or toilet humor with you guys.
   
   
   
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2. 2017-12-31 at 3:11 PM UTC in life is horrific
   

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   Originally posted by Grimace Were you living under a rock?

   
   no, he was living in a car, lol.
   
   
   
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3. 2017-12-31 at 3:04 PM UTC in Lose weight with one simple trick
   

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   Originally posted by Grimace Fuck. I meant to thank this and ended up quoting it. Goddamnit.

   
   but you dint have to click submit tho
   
   
   
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4. 2017-12-31 at 3:02 PM UTC in Therophy
   

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   yeah but in my head i'm still 21. you're just a boring old fart, lol.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-12-31 at 2:37 PM UTC in mr bean is awesome
   

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   only funny the first time tho. watch it again and its proper shit.
   
   
   
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6. 2017-12-31 at 2:35 PM UTC in Therophy
   

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   Originally posted by -SpectraL 30 or 40 years isn't that long. I can wait.

   
   am i likely to be as boring as you in 30 years time? if so i might just kill myself soon.
   
   
   
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7. 2017-12-31 at 2:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

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   Originally posted by Grimace Why doesn't anyone just "smoke weed" anymore? Like, no one "smokes joints" or "smokes bowls". They smoke "dabs" and "wax" and all this fancy shit. I guess it's a "back in my day!" post. :(

   
   i'm old school too, i only smoke hash really, in spliffs. none of that bong shite, that's for faggots.
   
   
   
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8. 2017-12-31 at 8:52 AM UTC in any of u on methadone
   

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   Originally posted by HTS I'm on metha-daddy's dick.~ UwU

   
   so your answer to the op is a yes then?
   
   
   
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9. 2017-12-31 at 6:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Edgy

   
   look, can you just stop embarrassing our community?
   
   
   
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10. 2017-12-31 at 6:44 AM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.
    

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    Originally posted by  You don't scare me, son.

    
    don't make me laugh, even a few poxy little tiny germs and bacteria scare you, lol.
    
    
    
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11. 2017-12-31 at 6:18 AM UTC in I guess it would be nice
    

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    well i know all the games you play, mmq
    
    ..coz i played them too
    
    
    
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12. 2017-12-31 at 6:02 AM UTC in Jesus Christ...DO NOT Post Pics of Your Pussy With A Sprog Coming Out
    

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    i wouldn't mind so much if it was of hot chicks, but they're always pics of such fat pigs all the time.
    
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-12-31 at 5:55 AM UTC in Jesus Christ...DO NOT Post Pics of Your Pussy With A Sprog Coming Out
    

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    it not that bad
    
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-12-31 at 5:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

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15. 2017-12-31 at 5:37 AM UTC in any of u on methadone
    

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    Originally posted by greenplastic Methadone half life is way longer since it's meant to be taken once daily, which extends the withdrawals for like a month or some shit. I've never withdrew from methadone though so I don't really know but that's what I've heard, and generally I think half life of the drug corresponds to the length of withdrawal. Withdrawing off a couple months of doing an OC 80 5 days a week for a couple months only took me two or three days to get over the bulk of it, but poppy seed tea w/d after 5 or 6 weeks of daily use sticks around for like almost a week.

    
    they way over-prescribe that shit by giving it out daily. methadone will last you a good 2 1/2 - 3 days. when you take the second dose on the second day you are still under the effects of the dose from the day before. then on the third day you are still under the effects of yesterdays and even the first days shit. and they wonder why people find it so hard to get off methadone, lol. they're just making peoples habits worse by doing that shit.
    
    
    
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16. 2017-12-31 at 5:33 AM UTC in any of u on methadone
    

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    Originally posted by Issue313
    Um ackshually yes it was.
    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/caffeine

    
    ackshually no it doesn't
    
    
    
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17. 2017-12-31 at 5:30 AM UTC in shoud we do our suicides at the same time exact or the same hour local
    

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    maybe you weren't dreaming tho
    
    
    
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18. 2017-12-31 at 5:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

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    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick It's offialy NYE. Drinking an $8 bottle of champagne.

    
    what kind of shitty champagne you drinking that only costs $8, lol?
    
    
    
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19. 2017-12-31 at 5:16 AM UTC in shoud we do our suicides at the same time exact or the same hour local
    

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    i clicked to watch the last user who an hero'd on cam but i couldn't fucking see it, could i. i was cumming so hard my glasses fell off.
    
    
    
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20. 2017-12-31 at 5:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ??? Did you finally snap and lose your mind?

    
    i lost my mind long before you were even born son
    
    
    
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