Posts by NARCassist

2018-01-01 at 12:46 AM UTC in I'm still gettin a blowjob

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unless you think you have tastebuds on your dick?

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2018-01-01 at 12:46 AM UTC in I'm still gettin a blowjob

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Originally posted by infinityshock let me know how my dick tastes because there's no way she had a chance to brush her teeth…much less purge herself of the several-gallons of nutt-butter she swallowed.

i think you're seriously misunderstanding what a blowjob consists of

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2018-01-01 at 12:43 AM UTC in Therophy

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Originally posted by Lanny He's trying to convince you he's a sociopath.

socially pathetic more like.

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2018-01-01 at 12:42 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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Originally posted by mmQ Well, Jill didn't come through as expected. What a big fat phoney!

er excuse me, big fat jedi phoney! ..if you don't mind. don't be so fucking racist.

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2018-01-01 at 12:40 AM UTC in PNAC and Iraq War

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before i die, did jill the jedi jar post pix yet?

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2018-01-01 at 12:39 AM UTC in PNAC and Iraq War

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somebody invading england right now, there's firefights going on everywhere, shell fire, the lot. dunno if its russian, US faggots, iran or china or what. shits hitting the fan hard right now. these motherfuckers just walked into the lions dens, fucking fools.

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2018-01-01 at 12:36 AM UTC in Yo Pierre you wanna come out here?

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fuck pierre, russian jets just carpet bombed my garden, its fucked.

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2018-01-01 at 12:35 AM UTC in Therophy

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Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Every old person says this

no they don't. most of them say 'grow up you idiot'.

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2018-01-01 at 12:34 AM UTC in Therophy

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Originally posted by SBTlauien Well it's not me. I have a job, a car, and I don't use drugs and don't have a drinking problem. I exercise and my weight is within my BMI range. I've never been diagnose with a mental disorder and I have a clean criminal record. I have no enemies and no debts. It's just that people don't like me. People have something against me and exclude me from society. I just keep to myself and pick up new hobbies. I don't cause problems. People just don't like me.

maybe you're just an asshole then

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2018-01-01 at 12:29 AM UTC in Attention: Nerds

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happy nude rear faggot

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2018-01-01 at 12:27 AM UTC in Not only could I not save any drugs for new years...

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i still got some gear on the foil but dunno if i got time to finish it. we're under attack here, multiple shots being fired right outside my house.

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2018-01-01 at 12:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

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shit i'm under attack. gunfire everywhere. i proly won't survive this

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2017-12-31 at 8:20 PM UTC in Jesus Christ...DO NOT Post Pics of Your Pussy With A Sprog Coming Out

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Originally posted by benny vader i dont remember anything to do with birth in that film.

i heard some new born baby gets raped in it. very surprised you didn't remember that. i would have thought that sort of sick shit would be right up your twisted street.

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2017-12-31 at 8:15 PM UTC in what's your new years resolution

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Originally posted by benny vader f'x.

speak for yourself you fucking sick pedo scum

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2017-12-31 at 7:33 PM UTC in What type of phone should i buy in the 200-300 range?

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Originally posted by Kolokol-1 How I wish that were true here. Iphones have never had SD card slots. If more people demanded them, they wouldn't be disappearing.

People here just buy whatever phone the rest of their friends have/want

when i first came out of jail i bought a £15 phone from argos that has an sd card slot. i'm convinced that phone was prolly way better than any gaiphone.

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2017-12-31 at 7:31 PM UTC in Jesus Christ...DO NOT Post Pics of Your Pussy With A Sprog Coming Out

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what kind of faggot gets grossed out by nature tho?

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2017-12-31 at 7:29 PM UTC in what's your new years resolution

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in the new year gonna try find me a tasty little 17 yo, or, maybe even a sweet 16 if i'm really lucky. :P

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2017-12-31 at 7:27 PM UTC in What type of phone should i buy in the 200-300 range?

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that's some pretty shallow pussy that would be repelled by the type of phone you got. shallow chicks are easily unrepelled by showing them some cold hard cash or just bullshitting that you are some kind of music producer or work in the fashion industry or some shit like that.

failing that just make out you're a drug dealer, works everytime.

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2017-12-31 at 7:16 PM UTC in What type of phone should i buy in the 200-300 range?

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Originally posted by bling bling buy like 6 ulefone tigers badboy phone

i been hearing good things about those phones. they look pretty cool too.

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2017-12-31 at 7:13 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again

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Originally posted by infinityshock i have several times. there is even a gimp box in my basement just for him that he wouldnt even have to share with any of the other gimps.

so jill, will you be getting out of the synagogue in time tonight to finish that todo list of yours? there's only a few hours left now you know.

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