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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 In terms of military history the best you can say for the Brits is that they never tried invading Russia in the winter.

    ya thunk?





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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    of course, what do you think you go there for?



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking tragic



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter well, at least we have legal prostitution and gambling here.

    your country makes it piss easy for you and yet you still can't manage to get laid.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter this place is great. every other forum on the internet resorts to groupthink; like they'll act like everyone else in an attempt to "fit in". but here, everyone is a wacky character of individual personality.



    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 This is why I couldn't leave if i wanted to. The rest of the internet world is boring, sheltered, and sensitive.

    I shit on Lanny all the time (when he deserves it) but I'd give him a handjob if i ever met him, because he helped keep this community alive. There's nowhere else quite like it.

    you soppy pair of cunts



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 What a plot twist. I thought Narc was going to report some more cultural enrichment

    i don't get it



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice At the very least that bomber jacket and those jeans look bomb as fuck. What's wrong with the punk artstyle?

    my bomber jacket is way better than your bomber jacket.





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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean YEAH, I was taking it because I was severely depressed. It worked wonders, and I lost weight without trying. It was peculiar but great.

    they give prozac to premature jacks. did you notice any difference in that department when you were taking it?



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien To me it's my internet connection, which means it's my television, and it's my mobile computer.

    yeah i tether to my laptop atm. but this £15 phone does that perfectly fine.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Some fucked up shit happened and I had to move in with my dad. Spoke to him for the first time in 9 years.

    I'm with the entire family in North Carolina right now, which I thought I'd hate because the area seems boring as fuck, but it's been pretty chill. At least they have Netflix, a TV that can stream it, and fast internet.

    Could definitely go for some weed to treat my insomnia. Flying back to SoCal on the 8th and the first thing I'm gonna do is get my hands on some recreational marijuana. Jealous?

    why can't you get weed in NC?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    tbh a phone for me is mostly just something to make/receive calls/texts. fucked if i'm wasting any more money on one than i need to.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra i dont like to answer gorilla slave like you cuz . I am cushite worior and i wasn't anslaved like you black ass . This is why i hate buntu monkeys cuz Yall like to live under white mens foots . Did you know we die every day and dont scary by the death but you think this is hero you totaly wrong cuz the real man is somali man who came to your land and take over all of your bisneses cowards and live in your countery like a king that is who i am

    lol, bling, how you get aldra's password?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 Sad. When Germans took British lines during their offensives they often encountered massive stashes of booze, tobacco and other bribes for the pampered British army. In 1918 hangovers did more to stop the German final offensive than the Britcuck soldiers did.

    that's nothing more than conjecture and simply fails to take into account that the british soldiers would most likely be just as, if not more, intoxicated than the germans.

    i don't even get your point tbh. quality fighters cost, that superior aggression doesn't come for free. in fact not 'pampering'(if that's the term you want to use) is more likely to demoralize your fighting men producing an inferior result. one thing about the british, they've been doing war for over a millennia, like them or not you can't deny they've become pretty expert at conducting it.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i've lost 2 stone now in just over 2 months by cutting out sugar completely and most days all i'd eat was a bowl of cornflakes for breakfast and then either a chicken or king prawn stir-fry for a meal in the evening. some days i would have one ham sandwich as well, but most days would just get by on the cornflakes and stir-fry. plus 2 to 3 hours a day in the gym. it really wasn't that hard, just a case of exercising self-control is all.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 wow. such dedication. much no life. wow.

    yep, that is totally 100% all my life consists of is putting some nbs and stops after my posts. i do absolutely fuck all else 24/7 because typing that at the end of each post takes up so much of my time, literally all of it.

    jesus dargo, what a fucking retarded thing to say huh?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Do you manually add the additional spaces and . at the end of your posts?

    yeah, i been doing it since zoklet



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 A real man would get loaded, take off all his clothes and charge the invaders.

    its all over man. no invasion of this country is ever gonna be successful to be fair. it was pretty much over before it begun, lasted like 20 minutes tops. the only battle going on now is the pisshead just outside my door. and fuck am i dumb enough to get involved with that stupid shit, lol.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lmaololol, the drunken fool is still at it. looks like there'll be a spare room here tomorrow. how can anybody argue that alcohol is a better recreational drug of choice over any of the currently prohibited drugs?





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Is there any evidence for the "cannabis improves sleep quality" hypothesis? I've heard the contrary (studies find it reduces REM sleep, although legalization media as spun that into a good thing somehow) and obviously it can help you get to sleep but I'm doubtful it's a net win.

    when i smoked a lot i got to the point i couldn't sleep without it.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, was a fight on the landing outside my door just now. i went to grab my phone to catch it but then missed it by seconds, just caught a few seconds where the security guy and staff woman were taking this drunken idiot off downstairs while he was making shitty threats. you cant see it but he got blood running down his face. the guy at the top of the stairs just standing there like 'whatever', lol.





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