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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It got me a date with a sweet girl who has a mutual interest in me. Not hitting up randoms at McDonald's doesn't mean you aren't putting yourself out there.

    i'm just trying to help enter out a bit. he seems to have gotten his mind in a twist when it comes to picking up chicks, which is obvious from his posts. it doesn't surprise me tho, considering how we live in a world where the media and the system literally shape your mind and opinion on things our whole lives. then force feed everyone these ridiculous ideals of the opposite sex one moment, then you get all this shit now about age of consents, when no means no and all manner of sexual misconducts being waved in front of our faces in such a way that guys feel guilty just have natural urges and desires for women. plus you got all this sexuality and gender shit being blurred to the extreme. its a confusing world out there now.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 No funny vibes, I'm serious. If you don't use discretion with who you hang out with, you're gonna end up getting shit on eventually. I'm sure I'd be knee deep in all sorts of drama if I had gotten with any of the fat or black bitches who keep hitting on me and I don't care enough about sex to put up with that. Flings don't interest me at all, I'd rather take it slow. I'm looking for wife material nigga.

    I mean it's kinda a shot in the dark when you're hitting up random people. They're always gonna put their best foot forward. In the words of Jean-Luc 'the panty dropper' Picard, "I prefer to be acquainted with the women that I kiss."

    what are you referring to exactly? come on spit it out little man.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, you'll be alrite. my mates gran did like 6 grams once.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its the same tho when you can't find something. you go pulling the room apart. you look in every conceivable place and its not there. yet you just had it and there's been no one else in the room. you go through all the draws, all the cupboards, look underneath everything in case it got dropped. even go in other rooms because you've searched everywhere like 3 times. then just as you give up and start believing in fairies, there it is right there on top of the fucking draws. it couldn't be more right in your field of vision at all times, lol. it was certainly in your field of vision when you went through the draws 3 fucking times. life glitches can do your nut right in sometimes.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader penises dont lie about their orientation.

    if their bent physically, then their also bent sexually.

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    hahah look at you trying so hard to try and give me some kind of complex about the shape of my dick, lol. how cute.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i know. one of the ways they go wrong is they get all their facts about drugs from other morons who don't know anymore than they do and often just say the first shit that they can dream up on the spot just to sound cool and give the appearance like they know their shit.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock if thats your best proposal you need to seriously work on your game. youre going to have to at least take me to dinner first

    wow, you really read too much into that huh? if there was any element of wishful thinking involved in that then jill is going to be one sad little jedi boy.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its people just like the op that fucks himself up by taking these things and not having an ounce of understanding of what he's doing, yet takes it anyway, which is what gives opiates such a bad name in the first place.

    i mean if he od'd on that today, the media would be all over it telling everyone how some shining light of the community was just sadly taken away because of this evil menace substance. they won't even mention anything about him being a complete fucking moron darwin victim. they'll happily use him to demonize a substance as being completely fucking evil. and all the other idiots will sigh and believe every fucking word.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu virgin

    fucking hell, did he ask a hooker to stick his phone in her twat so that he could also take a picture to prove to a bunch of sado's on the internet that he'd done the sex as well then?

    wow, that's a strange coincidence huh?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stop trying to justify your useless existence by making shit up and using words that you have no idea what mean. what you posted is wholly irrelevant to a dual-sex species biological imperative to procreate where all members of the species are designed to reproduce. to be clear: there is no relation in reproductive traits between actual, true eusocial organisms and humans. nature doesnt care if you make artwork or create…discover…or invent anything. its irrelevant to the function of perpetuating the species.

    no one cares what you or your butt-buddy thinks. go post your tit pics.

    are you by any chance a bodged up weasel based experiment gone horribly wrong?

    i mean anything is possible with you.

    i really have no idea what the fuck it even is.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie While i know for a fact all of that is the proper syntax.

    lol



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey narcy do you like any shoegaze stuff like my bloody valentine or swirlies?

    link some



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Put it away. You are not a chiseled statue.

    i'm a 9/10



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my cock is absolute perfect size, i wouldn't want it even an inch bigger. at 8 inches i can still get it all inside a pussy and chicks really dig it coz its just the right length to tap that A-spot. chicks always saying my cock hits the spot perfectly. i couldn't ask for a better cock. lol.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BRiCK NARCassist, share your stash of crazy shit to watch.

    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not linking it all to yt. i'll post some titles, you can go yt it yourself.

    just copy/pasta it to yt.

    the first two are trippy af. some of it's just some cool shit i like watching when i'm off my face. a few are just in there coz they funny as fuck, like the trump and pogo mashups and that.

    i need to get more really. also there might be two or three in there that aren't on yt, might need to try vimeo or search bing video or summing. i'm pretty sure porno for pyro's - pets isn't on yt, neither is placebo - protege moi coz its pretty fucking pornographic, lol.

    Blackbird Blackbird - PURE (official music video)
    Aïsha Devi _Mazdâ_ - Official Music Video
    Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
    Aphex Twin - Rubber Johnny music video
    Ayahuasca DMT- Drug Trip Sequence [HD]
    BANKS - Fuck With Myself
    Beans - Mutescreamer
    BEWITCHED WITCHY MIX
    Hermione Mix Pogo Jeesh
    björk notget
    Breach - Jack
    Trumpular Pogo
    Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More
    Busta Rhymes - Woo Hah__ (Got You All In Check)
    Butthole surfers - Something
    CHVRCHES - Gun
    CONTACT THE STAR PEOPLE
    Crystal Castles 'BAPTISM' __official video
    Crystal Castles - Kept
    CUT COPY - Corner Of The Sky [Music Video]
    CYCLE.mp4
    Delorean - “Crystal” (Official Music Video)
    Devil's Tuning Fork (v1.0)
    Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (Explicit Version)
    Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom
    Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky
    DIFFUSION.mp4
    DIPLO - Butters Theme ft Gent Jawns [ENHANCED]
    daaam Pogo
    DOCTOR ILLUSION.mp4
    Donald Trump And Barack Obama Singing Barbie Girl By Aqua
    Empire Of The Sun - High And Low
    Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream
    Fergie - M.I.L.F. $
    FRACTAL - 4k StormLapse
    Getter - Head Splitter (Official Music Video)
    Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
    Gorgon City - Zoom Zoom ft. Wyclef Jean
    Grand Temple of Nature
    Greenie Beanies _ Thriftworks _
    Grimes - Genesis
    HYPER-REALITY.mp4
    Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016
    JPTR - Transformers
    Judas Priest - Painkiller
    Kali Uchis -_Loner
    Kill The Noise Feed Me - I Do Coke
    Kool Keith X MF Doom - “SuperHero”
    Kyla La Grange - Cut Your Teeth
    Ladytron - Seventeen (The Droyds Remix) The Neon Demon
    LFO - Freak
    LITTLE BIG - HATEFUL LOVE
    LVDF - ELEMENTS
    Major Lazer - Bubble Butt (feat. Bruno Mars 2 Chainz Tyga Mystic)
    Marilyn Manson - Deep Six (Explicit)
    Marilyn Manson - (s)AINT (Explicit)
    Marilyn Manson - The Dope Show
    Megadeth - Holy Wars…The Punishment Due
    Metallica - Hardwired
    Metallica - Spit Out the Bone
    Mr. Oizo - Ham
    Neon Indian - Slumlord Rising (Music Video) (1)
    Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box
    Nirvana - Milk It (Official Music Video)
    Nirvana - Negative Creep (Music video)
    Nirvana - Rape Me (Official Music Video)
    Nirvana - Very Ape (music video)
    Nova Zef - FireFlies
    Nova Zef ft. Noelia Fernandez - I Am
    Nova Zef with Pendulum People - UnKind
    Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away
    Petite Meller - The Flute
    Placebo - Pure Morning
    Placebo - Protege Moi(Explicit)
    porno for pyros - pets
    Potion Seller.mp4
    Pouff - Grocery Trip
    Primal Scream - Miss Lucifer
    PVRIS - Fire
    Ra Djan - Alyan Vaala (psy art)
    Robyn - Cobrastyle
    Röyksopp Robyn Monument
    Secret Friend - Any Day Now
    SEVDALIZA - HUMAN
    SEVDALIZA - MARILYN MONROE
    Shamir - On The Regular
    Shift K3Y - Touch
    Siouxsie And The Banshees - Happy House
    Siouxsie And The Banshees - Spellbound
    Skunk Anansie - Hedonism
    Skunk Anansie - Twisted (Everyday Hurts)
    SKY LAND.mp4
    Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
    Squarepusher - Come On My Selector
    Superflow - Viusic Piece 11 - Happyday
    System Of A Down - Chop Suey_
    Tame Impala - Elephant (Official Video)
    Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better
    The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
    The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be
    The Prodigy - 'Breathe'
    The Prodigy - Everybody In The Place
    The Prodigy - Firestarter
    The Prodigy - Out Of Space
    The Prodigy - Poison
    The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Official Video)
    The Rubberbandits Bag of Glue (Official Video) HD
    The Rubberbandits Dads Best Friend
    The Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock
    THE TRIPLE REVOLING TELEPATHIC CIRCUS
    THIS IS NOT A PHASE.mp4
    Tiga - “Bugatti”
    Tropical Bleyage - Mala
    Valentino Khan - Deep Down Low
    VANLIFE.mp4
    will.i.am - Feelin' Myself ft. Miley Cyrus_ Wiz Khalifa_ French Montana
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    some of its old btw. there is newer stuff, but no point expecting a load of shitty rap or anything. this is some proper mindfuckery type shit and just stuff with cool visuals for doing acid to.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BRiCK NARCassist, share your stash of crazy shit to watch.

    i'm not linking it all to yt. i'll post some titles, you can go yt it yourself.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 A cleaver way of enhancementing it to say what you think.

    but ok. knowing film star phone photos on facebook and zoo animals are more important than leading up to 9/11

    why do you go smoke your tar heroin to death you filthy reason to take up space on this planet.

    do you resent the fact that you work for fuck all, all day as an uber driver then still struggle to pay the bills. have never used much drugs, pretty much followed the rules your whole life and got no where. yet here i am, a heroin user living a better life than you are, having just been released from prison for selling drugs barely a year ago?

    i guess i can see why you'd be frothy about that, but its no good blaming me for your poor life decisions.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i laugh at everyone



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i like the night best myself. i like the calm and that sort of eerie atmosphere you get in the early hours when most people are sleeping and just the weirdo's are out and about. been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately tho so been spending a lot of nights just listening to tunes and fucking about online. gotta be really calm soothing shit late at night tho. older music usually, maybe some cranberries or UB40. or maybe some classic ballads and stuff or even some classical music if i'm in the right mood. then again if i'm in the right mood i will put on a load of the really weird trippy music videos i've collected and just chill with a spliff and trip out a bit watching them. i got some really crazy shit to watch now.



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