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2018-01-30 at 6:53 PM UTC in shoplifting older than 19
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2018-01-30 at 5:57 PM UTC in man is born crying
Originally posted by mrhustle bling is a nigger from the old zoklet forum. We never really seen eye to eye then and probably wont see eye to eye now. Most of the time bling is off the wall with some crazy ass idea on how hes going to do this or that but in reality he does nothing and never will. He is a sort of cancer to these forums as he is not here to contribute, but to be the clown everyone gets a laugh out of. We all wonder why the old totse will never be reborn it is because there is no intelligent communication and discussion about why something is a good idea or not. Or what the problem with an idea is. every post here, and on zoklet turns into a joke and gets off topic. normally by people who are just here trolling.
man totse is over, just revel in the fact you were part of it and move on with your dull existence.
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2018-01-30 at 5:44 PM UTC in shoplifting older than 19
Originally posted by greenplastic breh why are you risking prison time again for a candy bar? I mean it’s your life, I’m not trying to tell you what to do, but that just seems retarded to me. If you weren’t in any sort of trouble, I could see someone doing it, since you could always have plausible deniability that you put it in your pocket and intended to take it out and pay for it at the register but forgot.
most local supermarkets rarely prosecute if its for goods under £10, they'll tell you to fuck off and ban you from store.
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2018-01-30 at 5:41 PM UTC in man is born crying
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2018-01-30 at 5:04 PM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money
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2018-01-30 at 4:40 PM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you moneytfw, you click a new reply in a topic then just as the page goes to load you see it, the last poster was infinityshock.
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2018-01-30 at 4:27 PM UTC in I'm new here, so let me introduce myself.markers need love too you know
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2018-01-30 at 4:24 PM UTC in man is born cryingSHABBA
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2018-01-30 at 4 PM UTC in shoplifting older than 19
Originally posted by mrhustle I agree.
Customers who are not up to anything have no reason to look for cameras, they also dont pace around the store.
The ABSOLUTE WORST thing you can do if your lifting is to buy anything. You get in, you get out. Just because your buying something will not make LP think your not stealing.
Also dont pick up and dump. Contrary to popular belief its best to not even conceal. As any act between you entering the store and leaving gives LP seconds to minutes more to prepare a stop.
i don't shoplift to make money like i used to but i do slip the odd treat into my pocket in the local supermarket. i mean its so easy how can you not? but i'm going in as a shopper, and i'm buying things. i'm very good now at not looking at cameras, i am browsing around like shoppers do. i know if they follow you on the cam for so long and don't see anything suspicious then they move on. usually i'll be the guy who is buying five or six items and doesn't bother with a basket. so by the time i get to the checkout i got arms full of different items. either just before i get to the check out or if there's a long line, while i'm queuing a few items just seem to magically fall into my pockets. i can literally do it like a magician in front of peoples face right next to them and i notice them not notice a thing. its like david blaine shit tho, its hilarious, i got my technique so down its like none of that rumaging around opening my coat or putting hands in pockets. i just let things literally fall out of my hands so they land in a nice deep coat pocket. one moment its just one of the many things i'm holding, the next moment its just disappeared from existence, like so quick it doesn't even register in anyone's mind.
i did fuck up with a rookie mistake the other week tho. slipped a jar of expensive coffee away thinking i was all cool, walked out the door and got lit up on the scanner, beep beep beep. just kept walking, didn't look back. i've avoided that shop like the plague since then, lol. am still on license from prison tho so that did worry me a bit.
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2018-01-30 at 3:41 PM UTC in man is born cryingbling is robert smith level theologian. that is not quite morrisey level but is proficiently above billy corrigan level theology. trust me, that's quite a level to achieve. i don't see any of the rest of you clowns achieving even as high as brittney spears level, so shut up you numbnuts.
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2018-01-30 at 3:27 PM UTC in I'm new here, so let me introduce myself.scron you've done this before pal, i'm sure of it.
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2018-01-30 at 3:21 PM UTC in shoplifting older than 19
Originally posted by mrhustle biggest key to shoplifting is being quick. Knowing loss prevention methods and company policy on shop lifting. Which can all be found online. Also you cant be nervous, the first sign of being nervous is posting online for advice. If you want something you go in, and like having tunnel vision you head to the item and head to the door. Once you conceal your giving loss prevention a reason to stop you, just walk out with it in your hand and if someone ask you for a receipt or to stop you just keep on walking like nothing was ever said to you. It really requires no more thought than taking a shit. You know you have to take a shit so you go to your bathroom and take a ship wipe your ass and leave. you want this item you go to the store take the item and leave.
i have a good pal who was an LPO for quite a few years for a big shopping mall. he told me the people who walk into a store and glance straight up at the camera would get watched like a hawk. peoples guilt makes them do things like that without even realizing it. he reckons most of those people would always be up to something.
there is a real art to appearing like your not up to something that most criminals just don't get.
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2018-01-30 at 3:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-30 at 1:10 PM UTC in Let us edit the fuckin' titles.
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2018-01-30 at 11:39 AM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
Originally posted by infinityshock keep it up the next pic i take of my phone in your hooker mothers snatch is going to have your pic on it and a telephone pole in the background up her back door.
do you not understand that the whole point of fronting is to make threats that sound believable, so they get taken at least some what seriously? as in you threaten to do something that could actually happen.
i mean look at what you just said, its ridiculous. i know its never gonna happen, you know its never gonna happen, everyone on this site knows full well it will never happen. you just make yourself out to be the biggest clown by even suggesting it in such a fashion.
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2018-01-30 at 10:15 AM UTC in yeast infection in my vagina
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2018-01-30 at 9:51 AM UTC in List of bad things that can happen if you chase women:
Originally posted by Enter You're right, I can't handle rejection. It is the absolute worst thing a whore can do to me – rejecting me. ME! I will not put myself through that humiliating defeat ever again. They're essentially saying, "I consider you a subpar human being who doesn't deserve to be with someone as good as me; you are not good enough". It is traumatizing. How can a human being not be "good enough" for another human being. Fucking horrific.
that's why you dump them first, you mong
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2018-01-30 at 9:37 AM UTC in Women are a drug. Stay away.but pussy feels so good
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2018-01-29 at 11:52 PM UTC in Will 1gram of any kind of fent kill you?here
https://www.drugs.com/dosage/fentanyl.html
there are so many trustable resources for this stuff. only a fool would take a dose of drug based solely on what someone on nigga's told him.
that was the point of my first post btw.
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2018-01-29 at 11:50 PM UTC in Will 1gram of any kind of fent kill you?
