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2018-02-09 at 4:01 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?lol, youtube are fucking dicks
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2018-02-09 at 3:59 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by RestStop Has anyone been able to get on dream? Last I checked maybe a little less than a week ago all the alternative links were dead ends
i haven't been able to get on there for about 3 weeks altho i not really been trying much this week coz i been busy with them two college sluts.
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2018-02-09 at 3:50 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?faggots can dream, i guess. i don't blame you faggots wanting a piece of my awesome D. just remember its just a dream and always will be tho jill, and that way you won't be so heart-broken when it never fucking happens you silly jedi gaydoll you.
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2018-02-09 at 3:46 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Malice How in the fuck is letting a dog fuck you worse than molesting children?
your trolling is of a really poor quality today. if you want to deceive and hoodwink people then you have to have a good memory malice. you have to remember everything you've said previously so that nothing contradicts itself and then reveals the troll. for instance only last week you were revelling in the screams of children burning alive and calling it art. so you obviously don't give a shit about children so would not hold such an opinion. see where you went wrong now?
the art of deception is not as easy as you might think you jellied eel brained flying monkey faggot dickedhead suckerfucker, you. i dunno, what we gonna do with you heh?
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2018-02-09 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Is there any one else here that's extremely misanthropic and suicidal/willing to die and would be down to meet up eventually to go on a tag team killing spree?
Not that I'm actually planning on, I'm just curious if there's anyone like this here. I have a plan that would be guaranteed to blow the global high score out of the water and cement us in history forever.
i think that lieutenantfuckfacepigcopcuntofthefbiorsumminglikethat dude was looking to hook up with someone to do that. i'm guessing he'll likely contact you in the next few days to hook up.
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2018-02-09 at 3:12 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?you know you really do need to go away and work on some new material. its what comedians do after telling the same gags for a little while, for not even a 1/100th of the time you've been telling the same 3 jokes just recycled and recycled to fucking shittery.
go away, you're fucking boring.
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2018-02-09 at 3:08 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...they eat shit, lick their asses and will eat just about anything, even the most rotted meat with nasty stinking maggots in it. and do you ever see a dog brush its teeth? the closest a dog comes to washing most days is that bit when it licks its own ass. and they just go round all day licking everything, like they don't give a fuck what it is or where its been, they just go round licking it. i mean who the fuck just goes round licking shit all day?
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2018-02-09 at 3:03 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?do you think this is coz my dick is so big that all the blood when i get erections is getting somehow trapped or is building up too much pressure in that area of my body?
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2018-02-09 at 3:02 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
Originally posted by mmQ With that logic than k guess your balls are meant to bleed since blood is coming out of them .
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
but your balls don't bleed naturally without any sort of injury or by cutting etc. your nose does, i used to get nosebleeds as a kid, still do but very very rarely now. that shit just comes out for nothing. i don't even touch my nose and it can start gushing blood.
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2018-02-09 at 2:37 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
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2018-02-09 at 2:29 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Xlite So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?
Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.
Its a no brainer.
tbh i'd prefer my bitch wasn't fucking anyone or anything other than me and other chicks. but if she was to fuck something else with a dick i'd rather it be fucking human than a dirty fucking dog. i would murder any bitch in the fucking head if i found out she was fucking a dog while fucking me.
there is no fucking way you people ain't trolling here. this shit is worse than scat and pedophillia combined, and i fucking hate both of them
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2018-02-09 at 2:23 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
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2018-02-09 at 2:21 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
Originally posted by Daily Jesus fucking christ what the fuck go to a hospital
wtf? sure i'm walking into a fucking hospital, getting my balls out and saying, can you sort out this tiny little bleeding spot on my balls coz i can't deal with it.
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2018-02-09 at 2:20 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU CUNT. FUCKOFF MMMMMQ
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2018-02-09 at 2:17 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?does anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?
this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy
this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.
here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls
all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.
i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.
does this shit even have a name or what.
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS
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2018-02-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.i don't get it. how could you not want to stick your cock into that?
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2018-02-09 at 1:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-09 at 1:39 AM UTC in Holy shitwtf is a 'little girl lover logo'? sounds like some pedo type shit, lol.
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2018-02-09 at 1:24 AM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fatsorry, you fucking fat retard.
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2018-02-09 at 1:24 AM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fat
