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2018-02-09 at 1:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.if you don't like tits then you're a poo-head
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2018-02-09 at 1:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-09 at 1:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Just get good with a stapler fire staples into peoples eyes and foreheads staple their nuts to their leg from afar legal all 50 states legal all country no license legal CCW no problem imagine the fear you will inspire as stapler man thugs are found dead on the street with their balls stapled inexplicably to their nips people start finding niggers stapled to rafters of warehouses boys start turning up with their eyelids stapled to their forehead some will say you are just an urban legend and the guys stapled themselves on drugs but slowly people will become aware of you they will begin to fear and respect stapler man the community might think he is a vigilante who deserves to be caught or an angel of justice who should be lauded as a hero every time some unexpected hoodlum will try to rob and old lady he will do so in fear the fear that every shuffle or skittle he hears could be that sound the sound that will make him shit his pants when he finally hears it
"chk-CHIK!"
Charles Bronson in Dewalt Wish III
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2018-02-09 at 1:03 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
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2018-02-09 at 1:01 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...that shit would worry me more than HIV to be honest. if q fever was an std known to be generally carried by humans, i would seriously consider using a condom a bit more often than i do now.
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2018-02-09 at 12:57 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Xlite All right then, assuming there's no diseases involved.
but there are tho.
Originally posted by Malice His argument is perfectly reasonable. What percent of dogs are even infected by the Q fever bacterium? The counterargument to that is that having sex with human males, as opposed to animals, is far more likely to lead to STDs. Do you know how common herpes is? Do you want to deal that for the rest of your life, assuming no cure is found?
what a fucking stupid thing to say.
are you seriously arguing that you'd prefer to catch this..Biological warfare[edit]
C burnetii(Q Fever) has been developed as a biological weapon.[25] The United States investigated it as a potential biological warfare agent in the 1950s, with eventual standardization as agent OU. At Fort Detrick and Dugway Proving Ground, human trials were conducted on Whitecoat volunteers to determine the median infective dose (18 MICLD50/person i.h.) and course of infection. The Deseret Test Center dispensed biological Agent OU with ships and aircraft, during Project 112 and Project SHAD.[26] As a standardized biological, it was manufactured in large quantities at Pine Bluff Arsenal, with 5,098 gallons in the arsenal in bulk at the time of demilitarization in 1970. C. burnetii is currently ranked as a "category B" bioterrorism agent by the CDC.[27] It can be contagious, and is very stable in aerosols in a wide range of temperatures. Q fever microorganisms may survive on surfaces up to 60 days. It is considered a good agent in part because its ID50 (number of bacilli needed to infect 50% of individuals) is considered to be one, making it the lowest known.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_fever#Biological_warfare
..to herpes? which despite your claims isn't that common. i've been having sex with fuck knows how many women for over 30 years, and haven't used a condom in even 5% of those, and have never caught anything worse than thrush. herpes isn't as bad as people think. you'll have a sore itchy cock for a couple of weeks with the initial infection, where it will then clear up and in most cases you'll have maybe 2 or 3 more outbreaks during your lifetime, which get less severe with each outbreak. it won't kill you, in fact that's about all it does do. apart from making you a 'bit of a cunt' every time you go and pass it on to other women. but in most of those cases you can just act surprised when they call to inform you that they've been diagnosed, and have been told to inform any of their previous sexual partners. most won't even figure out for sure that it was you that infected them.
i mean seriously, what a stupid argument you just made there.
idiot.
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2018-02-08 at 9:32 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...no way you ain't trolling tho
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2018-02-08 at 9:29 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Xlite So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?
Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.
Its a no brainer.
https://niggasin.space/post/340962
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2018-02-08 at 9:21 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...i'll leave this right here
Q fever
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Q fever is a disease caused by infection with Coxiella burnetii,[1] a bacterium that affects humans and other animals. This organism is uncommon, but may be found in cattle, sheep, goats, and other domestic mammals, including cats and dogs. The infection results from inhalation of a spore-like small-cell variant, and from contact with the milk, urine, feces, vaginal mucus, or semen of infected animals. Rarely, the disease is tick-borne.[2] The incubation period is 9–40 days. Humans are vulnerable to Q fever, and infection can result from even a few organisms.[3] The bacterium is an obligate intracellular pathogenic parasite.
Signs and symptoms[edit]
Incubation period is usually two to three weeks.[4] The most common manifestation is flu-like symptoms with abrupt onset of fever, malaise, profuse perspiration, severe headache, muscle pain, joint pain, loss of appetite, upper respiratory problems, dry cough, pleuritic pain, chills, confusion, and gastrointestinal symptoms, such as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. About half of infected individuals exhibit no symptoms.[4]
During its course, the disease can progress to an atypical pneumonia, which can result in a life-threatening acute respiratory distress syndrome, whereby such symptoms usually occur during the first four to five days of infection.[citation needed]
Less often, Q fever causes (granulomatous) hepatitis, which may be asymptomatic or becomes symptomatic with malaise, fever, liver enlargement, and pain in the right upper quadrant of the abdomen. Whereas transaminase values are often elevated, jaundice is uncommon. Retinal vasculitis is a rare manifestation of Q fever.[5]
The chronic form of Q fever is virtually identical to inflammation of the inner lining of the heart (endocarditis),[6] which can occur months or decades following the infection. It is usually fatal if untreated. However, with appropriate treatment, the mortality falls to around 10%.
good luck getting a condom on fido
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2018-02-08 at 9:15 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...the bitch in that video said 'you can't catch std's', fucking lol. come tell me that when you caught q fever you silly bitch. give me fucking herpes any day.
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2018-02-08 at 9:09 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...yeah its different, dogs take disgusting to a whole other level. i don't claim to be the cleanest motherfucker, but wtf?
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2018-02-08 at 9:01 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...i'll be honest, i'm not entirely comfortable with the idea that any chick i fuck has had another dudes dick up her, prolly many. but i can still live with that. but to think a nasty dirty dog had been up there before me, i don't even care if it was years ago, no fucking way.
i can't get my head round most of y'all calling me out for the pee thing i got, yet you're cool with this?
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2018-02-08 at 8:48 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...that same lad with the two dogs, one evening we were hanging about in this older guys yard, there were about 6 of us. his daughter was upstairs and she was a right little cow. she threw a tutd which just missed some of us, literally landed by our feet. his dog immediately dived in and gobbled it down in like 1 gulp. we were fucking heaving.
i think i told you guys that story before.
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2018-02-08 at 8:22 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Sophie Lol same.
i had a friend when i was a teenager who had two little dogs, like jack russell things. if you went back to his house with him the dogs would run straight up to him as soon as he was in the door and he'd crouch down and let them lick his face, his mouth and everything. i used to think 'you're a disgusting cunt', lol.
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2018-02-08 at 8 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
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2018-02-08 at 7:39 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...i don't even get how people let a dog lick their face. that grosses me out so bad. you ever go in someones house and their dog comes up to you and starts sniffing then licks you? i hate that, if the person isn't in the room i'll give the dog evil eyes and growl at it and tell it to fuck off just to keep it away from me.
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2018-02-08 at 7:32 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
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2018-02-08 at 7:30 PM UTC in i just sunk to a whole new lowit certainly do sweetheart
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2018-02-08 at 6:43 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by A College Professor chicks that fuck dogs r chill, fam
ps nearly half of women have at least tried this , dare to take the redpill fam?
not a single fucking reason in there that wasn't easily argued.
i swear a bitch telling me she'd done this after i'd fucked her is about the only reason i'd full on punch a chick repeatedly to the head.
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2018-02-08 at 6:37 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
