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2018-02-11 at 8:40 AM UTC in Are Traps Gay?
Originally posted by Issue313
Would you fuck this person?
well i'm guessing its gonna be a trap, otherwise you'd not have posted and said that. but then again maybe you going for the double bluff, considering what i just said, and that could well be a tomboyish looking girl too. obviously there are traps that look so girl like that its impossible to say without seeing the genitals. but the op question just says are traps gay? traps have cocks so are clearly gay, which is what my answer was assuming.
that looks like a young ariel rebel, with that sexy tomboyish look. if she got a pussy then i would bang till the cows came home. but if it was a trap then definitely not, because that would be gay.
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2018-02-11 at 12:31 AM UTC in Are Traps Gay?well they are definitely 100% not straight, that's for certain.
i mean i really dunno how some of you have such a hard time figuring if something is gay or straight. i mean there's something wrong with you if you are unable to determine some shit that is so fucking simple.
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2018-02-11 at 12:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Imagine carrying out Eric's master plan, except you didn't make the idiotic mistake of using instructions from the Anarchist Cookbook and fucked up the bombs.
the way to do it is to start a fire in the school and then wait until the whole school is bunched together at the emergency rendezvous point, usually the car park or school playing fields. all bunched up in a group, perfect target prey for heavy machine gun fire. you just plot up nearby and at the right moment let rip.
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2018-02-11 at 12:05 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.you talk about the columbine killers earlier, why do you think they did that shooting? ..because they were relentlessly bullied. you're going to be in an environment of thousands of pretty dumb and arrogant teenagers. you think many of them are going to think 'oh shit, don't target him, he looks like he'd snap and kill us'? especially when they got that mob mentality thing going on.
you're a fucking idiot malice and this isn't going to end well. please document your spiral into fuckdoomery for our enjoyment tho, please.
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2018-02-10 at 11:57 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice "We're going to kick-start a revolution," Eric said. "I declared war on the human race and war is what it is."
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/apr/25/dave-cullen-columbine
I call for a global jihad against mankind.
and you see talking like that is just going to have even the most sympathetic least bullying natured types thinking 'fuck him'.
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2018-02-10 at 11:54 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice I want those people to be repelled and stay away from me. I'm not the kind of person that gets bullied.
It's those that are drawn to it that are the most interesting.
dude when its just you against hundreds, everyone would get bullied under those odds. you can't just choose not to get bullied when hundreds of bullies have made a target out of you. it don't work like that.
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2018-02-10 at 11:37 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice But I think memeing IRL is fun. Why the fuck would I want to be normal? You honestly don't see it as unbearably boring, a life not even worth living?
do you not get that the vast majority of the college alumni at the school where you go to, any school for that matter, are gonna be very judgmental, highly superficial and seriously pretentious idiots, as well as most having differing levels of bullying tendencies and immaturities. they will jump all over any fool who goes there trying to be different in too much of a weird way. they'll use it, because putting somebody else down, somebody who is clearly different from them, will re-enforce their own senses of self-inadequacies and make themselves feel just a little bit better about their own sad little lives being super-sheep to a sick society. plus it re-enforces their social bonds to do it, makes them all feel like they 'belong', when there is somebody else who clearly doesn't belong way more than they do. just constantly pointing that out will make them feel better.
and you thought this community was full of sado's. you ain't seen nothing yet pal.
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2018-02-10 at 11:11 PM UTC in Whatever happened to Tachosomoza?i remember him coming out as a fag
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2018-02-10 at 8:35 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?maybe its coz americans speak more nasally so sound more like they're singing when they talk.
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2018-02-10 at 8:34 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
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2018-02-10 at 8:33 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
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2018-02-10 at 7:56 PM UTC in I love Valentine's daylast year on valentines day i was released from prison
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2018-02-10 at 7:29 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?
Originally posted by A College Professor we Americans also call blood blister a blood blister. britons are so backwards and have a very fucked up take on the language, just like Indians
Yet we can understand Americans perfectly, yet Americans have trouble understanding us. So who has the advantage??
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2018-02-10 at 7:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice In philosophy class I’m flat out going to tell everyone I want to dedicate my life to helping bring about the end of all life in existence by advancing anti-natalist and pro-mortalist philophy, as well as helping to advance AI if I have the ability, and that one of my dreams is to personally witness the end of the human race.
A later joke I thought of is that I never got past my chuunibyou phase, which may have sone truth to it.
Also, if anyone ever asks if I date I’m going to respond, “You have nothing to worry about, I’m a lolicon, everyone here is too old for me.
You are going to have such a hard time at college.
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2018-02-10 at 6:19 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?I know, lol.
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2018-02-10 at 4:33 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?And it feel good to knead ma balls man
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2018-02-10 at 4:31 PM UTC in He blew his mind out in a car.
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2018-02-10 at 4:28 PM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?Na you don't get it, I knead my balls man.
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2018-02-10 at 3:10 PM UTC in sometimesits the broken heart that decides
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2018-02-10 at 2:27 PM UTC in Only just got back from fiji and I'm already fucking pissed.
