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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, it's says your mental illness is thoroughly entertaining

    Yes I keep feeling bad for her tbph, but then she goes and shit posts again and you literally cannot help trolling her coz of the crap she posts. I've tried to stop i really have but its very addictive.

    I'm gonna have to go rehab coz of her soon
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pretty good, I had a minor accident a couple of weeks ago, dude rear ended me and did minimal damage (a few scratches to my bumper paintwork)…his insurance just called to say they're sending me a check for $770 and do I accept the offer?, fuck yeah I do..fucking lol.

    I'll 'ave that me old mucker.

    Don't care about the scratches, It's an old piece of shit as it is and I'm getting rid of this car soon anyway and buying a new one before I move to Kansas…It's done near 190,000 miles so I was thinking of selling it for $500 or even giving it away to someone I know that might need a car just to get rid of it.

    Anyone else want to rear end me for $770? "OOOH MATRON!"

    So you drive around in shit heaps then?


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ True. The suicide rate is extremely high among millionaires. Money cannot buy you happiness. In fact, it makes things worse.

    The best way to inherit the millions that you have coming now is to fake a suicide tho


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Look at him…



    Ha ha lokks like a right pussy

    Couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag

    Conscription will prolly be the best thing that ever happened to him, they'll make a man out of him

    Or a really butch trans woman


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Jul 3, 2024 - It may seem like neither side of the bed is the right side to wake up on, Virgo. The only solution you might be able to come up with today is to go back to bed. Focus on your heart because it's trying to tell you that it needs some attention. Emotions may be running quite high, so be extra careful of how you treat yourself and others.

    Like putting half the userbase on a block list so you're then even more unaware of what is going on around you

    Not the best idea ever

    If somebody talking shit around me I wanna hear that more than anything else lol


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Hey Brad, you good?


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I like the sound of crows on a cold winters day as you walk through the woods on your way to Grandma's house.

    And when your walking through a farmers field just after they sowed and there's a murder of about 300 Crows all crowing like mad

    I love that an all

    Proper in the country feel, ya get me?


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The best user is the one who doesn't contribute…and the worst user is the one who contributes too much.

    Can I get your vote for best and worst user Jiggy?

    You know you hate some of my posts and love others too(Yeah I noticed ur thx ). That should qualify just on that basis alone


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'm just gonna make up a load of pasta in sauce, gonna chop up some hot dog sausages to chuck in, and when its done and nice and hot gonna chuck in some slices of red leicester cheese and after a minute two give it a good stir so all that melted cheese mixes in nice with the sauce to give it that nice cheese and tomato flavor. Also a good squirt of brown sauce to give it a little spicy tang.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yeah think I was just reading it wrong lol

    Anyway can I be best user? On This is my original NARCassist account and I am definitely without a doubt 100% the best user on nis Barr none

    So put me as best user

    And put my Narc account as worst user coz on that account I am definitely without doubt 100% the worst user on nis Barr none

    I totally best and worst user on nis


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yeah what he^ said


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash who



    Originally posted by mashlehash is



    Originally posted by mashlehash mashlehash

    Didn't you used to call yourself "Mashlessmash" on zocklet, or was I just always reading your name wrong?

    I think I was just reading it wrong


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I wouldn't even sell a single wing. You either buy 10 wings or get lost.

    So if say a Dove with a missing wing came in, hopped in lol, and asked you for just 1 wing you'd seriously tell him he buys 10 or he fucks off? You heartless bastard Speckles


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Um Ungry, what would you cook for me right now Chef Jigaboo Johnson?


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Yep.. it looked like a demon monkey. didnt you see the update I added to yours

    Yeah course, that's how I knew

    I'll talk to you about royalties in the pm I send you later


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Is Charlie suppose to be Sophie or someone like Vinny?

    Obvious Pedo vinny aka Benny Vadar is obvious


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny OK I was wrong about San Francisco.. they have 32.5 degree grade on 22nd and Church

    40* grade on Lombard but that snakes back and forth so it doesn't count

    Jones has 29 and there is one in the Deboce Triangle that is super steep.

    but anyways this is a rant moment. I just had 2 large Mtn Dews and 3 edible mints… buzzing right now

    22nd Street: Between Vicksburg and Church Street, this one-way street also has a 31.5% grade
    Jones Street: Between Union and Filbert, this street has a 29% grade
    Duboce Street: Between Buena Vista and Alpine, this street has a 27.9% grade
    Lombard Street: This famous street has a 40-degree incline and a zigzag pattern
    Hyde Street: This hill on the cable car system has a 21% grade

    Did you make your new avatar from my Ravens nest?


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Do you think she even realizes that she's her own worst enemy here, that she just makes herself so open to being trolled to fuck? I almost feel bad, I messaged her yesterday asking does this really bother you so bad? But she never replied so fuck her then
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag My dream is coming back to me now. It was pretty long but I'll skip to the end. LiLi was with me, we were looting a store. Outside I had ginger hair, was in my underwear and it was raining. Idk if I wanna remember more it wouldn't make any sense. Then when I woke up today the first things I read were another article about how self-help is bad, the message was that you shouldn't try to improve yourself. That disturbed me a bit. The next thing I read was about the supreme court killing democracy. That put me in a weird mood. After that I showered, got off, made breakfast and sat with Akira outside. Then we had a cat nap, well she did while I listened to hypnosis. Added a few more names to the block user posts on this site, watched an educational YT video then learned hacking for a bit. I felt like going outside just to see if there are any hotties around since I kind of let misanthropy assume there is no one here deserving of me. So I people-watched for a bit and there were French and American tourists and what I assume were refugees. I scuttled off before it started to rain. Then I made dinner. For the past few hours I've been learning hacking with an interval of going to the shop for snacks. Rn I feel a bit restless because of the Monster. I also feel like I have PMS which is strange. My period only lasted one day and isn't PMS supposed to happen before your period?


    Think about it right, if she puts you on a block, she'll have absolutely no idea what were saying about her and what she posts. She be posting her shit and we could be ripping her to fuck and she'll be completely oblivious to it, lol. Be like trolling the hell outta someone without them even knowing.

    This could be the most epic troll ever about to play out here. Get her to block you if you want in.

    Imagine she got to the point where she'd blocked every poster on site? Think she'd keep posting completely oblivious to everybody else here? Think we could pull that off?


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like something the lovely DTE would say.

    Yeah mate, my lovely golden April shower

    That girl is mustard


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