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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina this one of the worst english failure ive seen an englishman commit.

    Dikeye chavvy akoi

    That's english, did you understand it tho?


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny but where I used to live inland from the bay we had ravens and crows. Ravens are super fucking smart. the crows are saucy and will throw acorns and shit at you. they're real cunts. then start laughing at you.

    ravens have a better caw sound and its usually longer winded. very loud. crows just caw caw and its not real loud but the ravens you can feel in your chest when they get going. very beefy bird. 4 foot wingspan. they usually don't fly in numbers where crows fly in groups (murder)

    you have to have love for both species. crows are funny to watch fucking with your pets if you leave them outside on their own. you really got to watch what they're doing otherwise it just looks like a black bird landing in the yard and flying off. they will test your dog and try and get a reaction out of them.

    Yes Corvids are very intelligent, there are many observations that suggest they are very possibly more intelligent than both Dolphins and Chimpanzees. They are the only animal to be observed not just using tools to perform a task, but to use a tool to then either make or obtain another tool which can then be used to perform a task. This has not been observed in any other species and it shows another level of thinking, to do something which then enables you to do something else. There was also an experiment done at one of the big universities in the States where they wore realistic masks. Some of the wearers were good to the corvids(can't remember if Crows or Ravens) and some were deliberately belligerent towards them. it was clearly shown that the birds could recognize the wearers of the masks even when wearing different clothes. What was even more impressive tho was some years later not only did the birds still recognize and show fear and alarm towards the belligerent wearers, but the offspring that were not alive at the first stage also clearly showed fear towards them but not towards the wearers who showed kindness like feeding them. They still don't know how this is possible but suggests Corvids could have language way more complex than we previously knew of.

    Did you know the collective noun for Crows is a murder as you said, but for Ravens its an unkindness of Ravens? Comes from the middle ages or some shit, lol

    But yeah Corvids are awesome, very interesting species.


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I watched them once when a Hawk was circling high above and one of the Ravens went up and started tussling with it in mid air for quite a while. This was back in the spring so their fledgling was prolly real young then. Then the other Raven came across from nowhere and I guess the Hawk wasn't up for that and quickly flew off. Really cool to watch.


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    You guys forget bout this fred?

    Well I just bought y'all a Bumpitybumpface

    Yeah you welcome guys


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Well I'm gonna buy some

    OP hmu yo


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    "You weird"


    Who said that quote for 50 points?


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou what im thinking about

    I got my Kinkou acct back

    and its not yet banned by Kafka, maybe she will be my friend finally

    #MeToo

    Back to being NARCassist lol, with my "§m£ÂgØL's fat coach" Usertitle

    Remember when we used to hound §m£ÂgØL for being fat and he ended up fucking off crying? He always reminded me of Cartman "I'm not fat" lol


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    There's some similar footage in here

    20 Harriers and 1 Vulcan bomber cross the full length of the Atlantic and work from 2 Carriers to literally steal air superiority over 100 fighters from a country that has home range over the battlefield.

    Very much a test of the Harriers abilities





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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ner vegas the system 'works', it's just too complicated and prone to failure for it to be worthwhile… nobody deploys them outside of very small numbers

    They were extremely complicit to our re-invasion of the Falkland islands. Would have been way more difficult without the Harriers.

    And they done the job perfectly

    Was you even born back in 1982 alder?


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ^ I remember something very similar as a kid at an airshow I attended. The crowd formed a circle about 200ft in diameter (which was taped off) and a harrier came and landed in the middle of it with us all surrounding it. It blew my mind as as young-fella-me-lad.

    They'd never allow such a thing these days because of saftey regulations etc.

    Yes those damn safety regulations really ruined life huh?


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra OH that's actually an ejection, I wasn't paying attention before and assumed it was some sort of emergency protocol if the front jet fails

    to be fair VTOL's always been a problem even before the F35 program though

    RAF and Royal Navy were managing it fine 45 years ago





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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    When out this morning and no sign, then moments later all 3 arrived. The two parents have been nesting since spring, the offspring is so big now you can't tell which he is. So took some pix and quick vid for you guys(even tho you don't deserve it), I put some arrows so you can see where the nest is coz its not the best camera. On the video they start whaa wha'ing coz some Seagulls started circling which was perfect timing. Thought a couple of the gulls got in the vid but can't see them on playback.












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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ More so, if you were at eye level with the tits.

    Dunno bout you Speculum but my neck pivots, so do my eyeballs

    In fact being 6'2" I get an even better view down the cleavage


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I just got new tires. brand new ones.. also repairs. looks brand fucking new.

    bout to go on a little roadtrip soon. debating if I should risk riding my small motorcycle 340 miles then back. would have to go super early so I dont accidently get mowed down in heavy traffic going faster than speed limit

    Well I'll beep the horn when I chore it so you can wave it goodbye as a spin it off up the road


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Y'all sleep thru this or summing?


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Don't need to prove shit to you

    What car you got?


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm voting for Nigel

    What about you fine folkszxz?

    The cunt who got us through brexit then just run away like a scared kid when it come to the nitty gritty

    He ain't no superman who gonna sort this country out

    You need to Cross_theline when everyone else does


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    That Flight Facilities one is good tho. Good piece of art right there, working on multiple levels. You gotta watch it a few times at least to get it tho.


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