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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I tend to be a few years ahead of the curve in everything.

    The rest of society follows 5-10 years ahead of me.

    The future is gonna be lit.

    You don't even come close bro

    Couldn't tell you how many times I thought things and said em to a few peeps, only to hear everyone suddenly saying it 3 or 4 years later. Good ideas and concepts have a way of rising to the top.


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think you mean "birds in a nest"

    No bro, Toad in the hole

    Bit fucked up the other night and posted that as a vid lol. Here..






    Get a bit o' that down the old laughing gear Guv'nor


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and grandma is fucking hot with her big glasses and cozy lil delivery hole in the wall joint I would love nothing more but to order a full breakfast and eat her old british nanny meemaw ass for desert, fuck the cookies. But also I would like a box of cookies after gifting her my seed all over the kitchen floor

    You just reminded me, you know what else is good? Toad in the fucking hole, fucking bit a nice mash and some broccoli and carrots or some shay, maybe some peas but some fucking nice thick dark gravy all over it, fuck me Scron you haven't lived bro, trust me.

    I just come hard in my pants thinking of that

    Ya get me?





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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny why doesn't someone use a weed wacker and clean up the sidewalk?

    cobble stone streets are super neat but weeds everywhere. nothing but row houses in the UK it seems. Im guessing owning a lot with a detatched is a serious premium upgrade for those people

    No that's just up north, they poor up there


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    You can't beat a full English brekkie in the morning

    That guy reminds me of Peter Kay

    You ever watch Phoenix nights Scron?


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    This would be a disaster if people were not able to step aCross_theline soon


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The so-called "conservatives" are far-left WEF globalist traitors, too. Either one you vote for you get the tyrannical New World Order.

    Is why I don't vote, I contribute in very different ways


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny
    AMP stands for Accelerated Mobile Pages, 
    an open source HTML framework that allows website
    owners to create web pages that load quickly on
    mobile browsers. AMP pages are cached versions
    of the original page that live on Google's servers,
    and can also be cached by other CDNs like Microsoft Bing or Cloudflare's AMP caches


    how do you guys internet off such a small screen? I have farsighted vision and can't see shit without reading glasses

    We use laptop with Linux like all smart people


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I ain't watching that Alder is too long, and I'd have to pause vlc which means clicking on the vlc tab and all that bollocks

    Fuck that


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    A Labour win is going to make every Brit step aCross_theline

    Having those useless lefty fucktards in power is best thing that xould happen for Ctl

    I almost registered to vote just to go vote retard labour in lololl


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Won't matter once everybody steps aCross_theline anyway


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I just need the will power, because if chronic fatigue is preventing me from going to vote for my human rights I'm better off dying now.

    lol thinks the party she voted for gives a single fuck about her human rights or will even do what they pledge hahahahahaahh


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Next time I do acid with peeps am gonna grow my beard a bit and do that. Will have em in bits laying by them doing that hahlol


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Guess I'm not as blocked as we thought lol


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I fuck Black pudding for sport


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    This is now a sausage fred


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    You can't beat a good ole bit o' sausage


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny You jedi fro looking penis

    Are you Issue313?


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Did you know: LISTEN and SILENT contain exactly the same letters?




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    btw, America was just our little backwater bitch paying us all their dough up until 1776

    Wars in Europe were way more important to us than your silly little revolution. Hell even India was more important to us than you were back then. Where you think all that tea came from, not to mention da opium?


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