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  1. Pretty good, I had a minor accident a couple of weeks ago, dude rear ended me and did minimal damage (a few scratches to my bumper paintwork)...his insurance just called to say they're sending me a check for $770 and do I accept the offer?, fuck yeah I do..fucking lol.

    I'll 'ave that me old mucker.

    Don't care about the scratches, It's an old piece of shit as it is and I'm getting rid of this car soon anyway and buying a new one before I move to Kansas...It's done near 190,000 miles so I was thinking of selling it for $500 or even giving it away to someone I know that might need a car just to get rid of it.

    Anyone else want to rear end me for $770? "OOOH MATRON!"
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ True. The suicide rate is extremely high among millionaires. Money cannot buy you happiness. In fact, it makes things worse.

    The best way to inherit the millions that you have coming now is to fake a suicide tho


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pretty good, I had a minor accident a couple of weeks ago, dude rear ended me and did minimal damage (a few scratches to my bumper paintwork)…his insurance just called to say they're sending me a check for $770 and do I accept the offer?, fuck yeah I do..fucking lol.

    I'll 'ave that me old mucker.

    Don't care about the scratches, It's an old piece of shit as it is and I'm getting rid of this car soon anyway and buying a new one before I move to Kansas…It's done near 190,000 miles so I was thinking of selling it for $500 or even giving it away to someone I know that might need a car just to get rid of it.

    Anyone else want to rear end me for $770? "OOOH MATRON!"

    So you drive around in shit heaps then?


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, it's says your mental illness is thoroughly entertaining

    Yes I keep feeling bad for her tbph, but then she goes and shit posts again and you literally cannot help trolling her coz of the crap she posts. I've tried to stop i really have but its very addictive.

    I'm gonna have to go rehab coz of her soon
  5. Originally posted by NARCassist So you drive around in shit heaps then?


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    Well it was new once. Usually I buy a car and drive it into the ground before I get a new one.

    ...except when I bought a red camero for midlife crisis purposes but sold it because it sucked for commuting in.

    I bought the current shit pile brand new in 2014
  6. 10yrs and 180k+...its time to move on before the repairs get expensive
  7. Originally posted by NARCassist Yes I keep feeling bad for her tbph, but then she goes and shit posts again and you literally cannot help trolling her coz of the crap she posts. I've tried to stop i really have but its very addictive.

    I'm gonna have to go rehab coz of her soon

    Exactly
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson dude rear ended me
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Nice one Scron, I missed that lolmao


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  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Anyone else want to rear end me for $770? "OOOH MATRON!"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!


  11. 776 coincidence??...almost 1776 the day before 4th of July...THANKS JESUS.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    11 hours after waking I'm only feeling awake now.
  13. Originally posted by Dirtbag 11 hours after waking I'm only feeling awake now.

    Sounds like a great time to knock one out...
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Doing nothing today has made me more depressed. It's hard to go to sleep knowing I wasted the day. I ran out of research chemicals yesterday and think that's why I couldn't function today. Ig I'll try making a plan for tomorrow and listen to an audiobook or something.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just want the day to be over there's nothing worse than an unproductive zombie day that never ends.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Too tired to do anything and can't sleep, it's limbo.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag 11 hours after wanking I'm only feeling awake now.

    That's^ how I read that lolol


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Anyone else get the feeling Kafka's gonna be the next nis user to die?

    Might take bets on how she goes

    Suicide gonna be 2/9 odds tho


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not like she can see this now lol


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