Posts by NARCassist

1. 2018-08-08 at 12:24 PM UTC in Zanick-tier poll : Does any1 really considers fonaplants to be a spammer ???
   

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   Originally posted by benny vader it gives opportunities to people with interesting lives to have insights into how those who are less fortunate live their lives and understand them better.
   
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   i have zero interest in what you boring people do with your lives banny.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-08-08 at 12:22 PM UTC in Helpful shit that might help you niggas. List it here.
   

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   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson https://futurism.media/top-10-ways-to-survive-an-alien-invasion

   
   we'll be alright here coz we got spectral to advise us if that ever was to become a reality.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-08-08 at 12:19 PM UTC in Problem with lap if sophie, lanny or panny are free to help
   

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   Originally posted by Sophie You suck at enhancing an image.

   
   don he just?
   
   
   
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4. 2018-08-08 at 11:07 AM UTC in Holy fuck, I was an autist.
   

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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby but serioulsy just imagine op with his mom in his first grade school with his teacher acuser his mother of his son of being and "autist"
   
   and he says "I'm aartistic? mom?"

   
   what the fuck did you even say there? you fucking retard.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-08-08 at 10:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   Originally posted by stare rape I bought a bunch of memantine to get fucked up with but the more I read about it the more I think I should stop all the drugs and then try it therapeutically

   
   but there's no fun in doing it that way.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-08-08 at 8:41 AM UTC in The World is Transitioning to a "Hothouse" state
   

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   Originally posted by A College Professor I dunno I think people like to be doom and gloom. Okay so it's getting warmer and the Polar Bear will go extinct, that sucks

   
   lol, how is the polar bear gonna go extinct you idiot? they all went extinct during the medieval warm period.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-08-08 at 8:36 AM UTC in Day 7 no carb carnivore thing
   

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   you're gonna make yourself ill enter
   
   
   
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8. 2018-08-08 at 8:33 AM UTC in im still fat
   

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   Originally posted by D4NG0 hunting you down you dazzly nigga

   
   yeah how's that working out for ya?
   
   
   
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9. 2018-08-08 at 7:38 AM UTC in 9 year old Lemonaide Vendor"
   

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   Originally posted by S6x A person who responded to a text sent to the telephone number listed on the boy's business card said Tuesday that Mark was selling lemonade again Sunday at the community pool and collected $256 in donations alone.

   
   so the media figured it would be a good idea to tell all the other would be robbers that the kid now has $256 to rob off him?
   
   yeah, good call.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-08-08 at 7:31 AM UTC in "It was still there after all that time"
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby did they arrest you at the jail? seems like they'd take you to trial after being at your po office so you'd of had time to move your car so i think you're full of shit haha

    
    what would there be to have a trial about seeing as he was jailed for breaching his parole conditions?
    
    i'm sure he said he failed a drug test iirc
    
    
    
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11. 2018-08-08 at 7:29 AM UTC in nazis will always be in black and white. suck a dick
    

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    wrong
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2018-08-08 at 7:26 AM UTC in Which Bitch ??
    

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    Originally posted by POLECAT I dont like blown out pussy,
    I'm only packin 7 inches with moderate girth and I like to have to fight my way into the snatch not fall in

    
    when it just feels like punching smoke?
    
    
    
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13. 2018-08-08 at 7:22 AM UTC in Which Bitch ??
    

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    Originally posted by 🐿 She looks like a little boy though.

    
    that's a really stupid thing to say. apart from both having a general humanoid shape, you know like all humans, what the fuck is there about her that looks like a little boy? little boys don't have tits, they don't have pussies, they don't have the wide hips like women have, and only the really gay little boys have long blonde hair.
    
    at best you could possibly claim that there might be some(like a couple or so) little boys that look a little bit like her, but she definitely doesn't look anything like your average little boy.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-08-07 at 10:35 PM UTC in Which Bitch ??
    

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    Originally posted by POLECAT look at her pussy hangin out both sides of them cut offs,, that shit is prolly blown out,, hence the anal availability,, its prolly the only thing on her u can hit both sides at the same time

    
    you sound obsessed with pussies being blown out.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-08-07 at 10:31 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
    

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    Originally posted by Technologist I read the first page. I don’t picture a dog even wanting to do that. How do they make em do that? Doesn’t seem plausible.

    
    i dunno but at a guess i suppose they'd use the dogs natural reaction to the smell of estrogen.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-08-07 at 5:13 PM UTC in Which country you would like to visit or live?
    

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    south africa, brazil, russia.
    
    btw, you're all retards if you really think there are that many africans in europe that it makes any difference. the media are seriously over exaggerating, when the fuck are you gonna get that?
    
    
    
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17. 2018-08-07 at 12:22 PM UTC in A man is at his best when he wax on, but no whacks off.
    

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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian god hates fags

    
    god is a fag tho
    
    
    
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18. 2018-08-07 at 12:19 PM UTC in Fonaplats Titillating Tuesday
    

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    Originally posted by aldra he's going to be a fairly prolific serial killer one day, if he isn't already

    
    i've no doubt he'd try, but prolific i'm not so sure about. i'd be surprised if he even managed to get to vic number 3 before getting caught. unless he kills 3 people all at the same time but i suspect he wouldn't have it in him, not even if he used a semi auto pistol or summing. the other two would still prolly overpower him straight after he'd hit number one.
    
    
    
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19. 2018-08-07 at 12:13 PM UTC in Bikini Barristas.
    

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    Originally posted by Enterita It's a quote from elliot rawdger's diary.

    
    o i c, using quote could have saved the confusion then.
    
    so did you go to america in the end tho?
    
    
    
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20. 2018-08-07 at 11:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    Originally posted by DietPiano

    
    that's fucking retarded. if it was real then everyone in jail would look pretty much the same, but they don't. the fact is that you are not born a criminal or non criminal. crime is something that is committed by people, human beings who have got caught up in particular circumstances is all.
    
    
    
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