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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never been a shampoo.

    no you're a anti-balding treatment, lol.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i got grey hair



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you're gonna live your life avoiding anything that has been reported to cause cancer then you'd never do anything. the way i see it is living can cause cancer, you're either unlucky or you're not. i'm certainly not giving up summing as sweet as eating pussy just coz some faggots claim it causes cancer. besides its fucking laughable anyway.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I met a nice petite brunette once and we went out and had a good time, but then she started bugging me for cash for cocaine, so I said no. But she kept on asking, so I said, OK, I'll give you a hundred bucks, but that's the last I want to see of you. So she took the cash and left, but then the next day I got a message through a friend that she was sorry and wanted to see me again, and I told the friend to tell her no. So a couple of days later the same friend comes and tells me she said if I don't see her again she's going to cut all her hair off. So I told my friend to just ignore her. About a week later, I was walking by a restaurant and I looked in and she was sitting alone at a table, and she was completely bald. Then she saw me and looked at me with this really sad look, and I just paused and then kept walking.

    so didn't you even give her a bottle of your spectral DNC?





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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean its like this, if what you know about a drug came from media sources like tv or newspapers etc, then you don't know anything about that drug, period. so you really shouldn't be discussing it like you think you know about it.

    and that very much applies to all y'all on here who keep going on at me about heroin when you clearly don't know wtf you're talking about.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    basically, if you're smart, then you won't get your drug information from the media who have an alternative agenda when reporting anything drug related.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is what the media do with drugs, they take the very worst isolated case they can find then report it like that is common place with the drug. they always conveniently forget to mention any other factors that are/were involved also.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you don't eat pussy then you are a pussy.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    That's what they got porn for.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you guys ever make your own mayo? its fucking dank stuff.

    I find it pretty off putting when I've seen how much oil has gone into that shit tho.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    What a dumb song.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wine and cheese selection


    Stilton – Tawny Port or an aged LBV
    Gorgonzola Dolce – Marsala
    Roquefort – Sauternes

    And if you are feeling a little frisky

    Cooked blue cheese – White Crozes-Hermitage

    are you gay? sorry its just that you sounded really gay there.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Or shooting heroin

    I can’t think of a single “social occasion” where that is considered the norm

    that's due to prohibition tho. but then having a 'session' with other people is still a social occasion.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by EllariaSand It’s an excuse for loser who can’t handle reality

    Starts out as an escape…..eventually it permanently cripples you by destroying your brain

    destroys your brain ?? wtf you on about?



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't see the point to saving change.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    What's to say they do have big noses and lips? you could just as easily ask why do whites have small noses and lips.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box looks like there's a bunch of fags around here

    sick fucks are everywhere now, like its fucking trendy to suck cock. i'd love to go back to the 80s or summing when gay people would keep their faggotry hidden away and do it in private. just like most normal people keep the details of their sex life private.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre just jealous that you have to share my cock with Bill Krozby and youre never going to get the taste of his colon out of your mouth

    give me one good reason why anyone would be interested in that



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I never really wanted to have kids, still don't. When I was younger and all my pals were having them I always thought that I'd want to be financially secure and at least own my own house without mortgage or anything. I'm so glad now that I never ended up buying my own house and having any.

    See if things had worked out with that kitty last year, that hooker chick I told you all about, that could have been a bit of a problem as she was saying how much she really wanted them. I would have given them to her an all, and just made do with it.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'd lol if she had a baby with §m£ÂgØL coz then his next book would be called 'datehotelhiked into conception'.




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