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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL People in the EU should start cancelling their ISP subscriptions en-mass. Once the crony capitalists start losing hundreds of billions, these clowns at the switch won't stand a chance.

    They wont. Most people are destined to the slaughter of their monthly dues rising higher
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock stuffs lanny right in his pooper and he likes it im going to start my own study of vaginas

    everyone send me pics of your vagina along with some tidbits of trivia about yourself.

    its for research purposes

    definitely not for fap material purposes

    r u bill?
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox

    What if your nose fell off

  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I always liked that line at the end of Hellraiser



    I never could figure out whether he meant that jesus wept because of the awful things that existed, or that jesus was a bitch considering how much worse his tortures were

    He (Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ) wept when he decended into Hell and left his body behind. He went to tell the Devil his days were numbered for 2 days.

    It was only his body and human mind lacking his soul that stated this. and he (Jesus Body) died shortly afterwards. To then accend to Heaven after the angels rolled his tomb stone open. and Mary got to see him prior to accention.

    so I think he might be saying "I've given up.. end it now"??
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Yeah.. I can't find it either. but here is an awesome photo of goats fucking with gravity

  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala

    that's not the one I was thinking of.. but it's funny. The Marriott has numerous paintings ilke this. or print art.

    The ones you see in different rooms but will see over and over if you stay at different ones (at some point) are one of a goat on the side of a building like the Chrystler in NYC. One of the guy balancing himself on a bunch of stacked furniture on top of the crystler or empire state building. A bunch of goats in a fig tree. and even a few Dali looking prints.

    I think it's on the edge of the Eagles Facade

  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano THAT'S IT!!!!!





    The sanctity of the hotel sheets! I wonder if hotel managers care if they see the same hooker coming over all the time. Wouldn't it be nice to have someone change your sheets and clean your living spaces everyday?

    I always walk into the hallway knowing there is always a Hotel Maid somewhere with a cart, ask her if I can grab an extra towel and usually grab extra coffees too. and knowing that towel should be fresh and sanitised (smell it as see if it has a bleach smell) use it on top of the pillows if I forget to bring my own. pillow tunnels at home is fun, pillow tunnels at hotel = flesh peachtree dish
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    It's only 2-3 hours from where I live. I went there as a kid with parents. never been back. Just can't understand why. it's a hikers paradise. about the same distance as Yosemite but Yosemites takes twice as long to to than this park because Yosemite has the high mountain switchbacks and slow drivers.

    yet it has some breath taking trails. if you come to California, rent a car and go here. bring extra water in a backpack or a water filtration when you get to Bear Gulch at the top of the peaks is a giant lake of fresh water.

    they film a lot of westerns and shit in this park.
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    fucking kids today bundy'n it on cold meds. this is why the once over the counter.. and still a non Rx has to be placed in locked cabenits or on the pharmacist side of the counter for sell in the good ol USA. at least in Nanny State California. now it's embarassing to ask for real psudofed because they'll look at you like you're going to make meth. especially white with some facial hair it seems.
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make us have to burn down your Whitehouse again.

    That's OK.. most redcoats were shot in the back, running away!

    come at it. we'll just rebuild it again.
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    a green chromascreen suit. you can't see me!
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Fish, Rice and Squash.

    half slice of cheese bread (chinese bread with small amount of cheese baked in)

    some trail mix for dessert
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity What about 0?

    is an Eye
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist pizza and heroin ftw tho.



    i added a shit load of grated cheddar and sliced chorizo.

    #howaniggalive



    .

    Dude. real chorizo is bull nuts
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity Also, notice how crooked that picture is.

    Its clearly a set_up.

    U.S. government…

    Optical illusion

    messure it with fingers both sides are equal.

    it's just at an angular perspective throwing your eyes off.
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I guess it is blue blue and purple

  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I think this dude is using the wrong colors but maybe it's blue and purple

  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Nope. I was surprised that something this cheap is as good as it though, really the only thing putting it under a Marriott is the mattress quality.

    I've stayed at a lot of different kinds of Marriotts and some of the cheaper aquisitioned ones like "Courtyard" are not even good. Then there's some like the downtown DC one I stayed at which had the best mattress I have ever felt. That was the best 2 nights sleep of my life, but they wanted over 2 grand for the mattress out of the catalog.

    Oh, and that particular hotel room also had a painting in the bathroom of a goat standing on a tower and I was just fascinated by it. I've been looking and looking for that painting online, but have all but given up hope..

    Was the goat standing on a chair balanced on other pieces of furniture or was the goat standing on the ledge of the tower.. like part of the facade? I think I've seen that one as well. anyways this thing looks a lot like the older Marriott. perhaps they just borrowed Marriots basic design.

    also.. if you ask front desk if they have a blue felt (sharpie pens) and a red felt and some scotch tape. you can layer tape 3 times.. I think it's tape then blue, then tape then blue then tape then red over the lens of your phone. or maybe it's red, red and then blue.

    then turn non your camera, turn the lights out and make sure the camera has the LED flashlight on. it works just like a black light and can see all the DNA stains everywhere.
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Rape

    well.. no, but I guess this could apply towards you.
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Are you fucking kidding me? it's a sacrafice.

    Like most American farmers.. ringing a chickens neck is 1 hour to din din time
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