Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-25 at 11:50 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2. 2015-06-25 at 10:40 AM UTC in What typa domain is .space anyway?
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   its for space posting
3. 2015-06-25 at 10:32 AM UTC in Your most memorable drug experiences?
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   rolling for the first time on MDMA as the fern shut down before my eyes.
4. 2015-06-25 at 10:28 AM UTC in I fucking love space
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   SPACE MUSIC!!!!!
   
   
5. 2015-06-25 at 8:24 AM UTC in I fucking love space
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   Wuts going on in dis thread guise
6. 2015-06-25 at 7:58 AM UTC in ATTN:OGbloodcomptonnigga
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   fanglekai is a victim, for starters. Thank you.

   
   where did you go man? TC is dead now.
7. 2015-06-25 at 7:56 AM UTC in Idiosyncrasy and his hypocrisy about the Totse Spirit
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   Tinychat is an entirety different crowd than forum posters lol. Most people don't post, well, didn't post on rdfrn.
8. 2015-06-25 at 7:52 AM UTC in Update on my dick piercing
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   "This guy eats noodles, he can't have a dick piercing!" Glad to see you made it over too Kevin.
9. 2015-06-25 at 7:49 AM UTC in I fucking love space
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   I'm collecting space music for you nigga!
   
   
10. 2015-06-25 at 7:48 AM UTC in There are currently 11 users online. 9 members and 2 guests.
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    space niggas never sleep
11. 2015-06-25 at 7:37 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    §m£ÂgØL can construct proper sentences.
12. 2015-06-25 at 7:14 AM UTC in Real Life Poltergeist/Ghost Experiences
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    Dude, I would totally sprint at it full speed and poke it with a stick. Maybe just throw the stick at it in case it can vaporize anything connected to/in contact with the stick. It wouldn't surprise me if they were just a type of large firefly with their luminescence augmented by fog/moisture or "swamp gas". It is rural Florida after all.

    It'd get away I bet. It was behind trees, moving fairly fast. And no, there's no way it was a bug. They were huge, and also there are no fireflies in florida. I know what fog does to light, there were at times, horror movie like fogs there. Not this night. The edges on these orbs were clear as day. I know what I saw.
13. 2015-06-25 at 7:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I wonder who else will make the jump. I hope blah shows up.
14. 2015-06-25 at 7:08 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
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    *bites lip* *glasses fog*
15. 2015-06-25 at 6:05 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
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    §m£ÂgØL, you're in no position to tell me what to do with my posting. Your own posting on Sanctuary, BESIDES POSTING YOUR DICK TO THE FRONT PAGE, was utter garbage.
    
    Proof of you being a faggot on the front page
    
    http://imgur.com/hQq1INU

    
    First off, you posted my dick, not me. I begged you for months to do it, and finally you did it. I win.
    
    You're goddamned right my posts were shit. But I'm not giving advice on shitposting. Lanny is vastly more qualified than you are for this, technically speaking. He literally does this shit for a living.
    
    If you don't shut your dragon mouth I am going to jam my 500 year old cock down your firey throat. Is that what you want?
    
    Because it's what I want.
    
    I really, really want it.
16. 2015-06-25 at 6:02 AM UTC in Real Life Poltergeist/Ghost Experiences
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    I did not believe in anything paranormal till this year. I have for years held a "I don't believe it till I see it" attitude. But my god did I fucking see it, oh boy did I fucking see it. Clear as fucking day. Now, for the record, I hallucinate things, I understand that anything I see is subject to scrutiny. This all started once I moved into a house with people who had told me it was haunted, I was skeptical.
    
    Some possible hallucinations/weird happenings/things that can probably be explained
    
    -Things moving to places they shouldn't be or couldn't be
    -lights turning on by themselves
    -strange knockings and I do mean knockings
    -things moving by themselves in plain sight
    -weird shit in the sky that shouldn't be
    
    Now, there is one instance that cannot be explained. I will preface it with a similar experience, which could have been explained, but I now believe to be a true phenomenon.
    
    Instance 1- I was sitting in a truck, minding my own business. Admittedly, I was stoned. It was late at night. I was looking back at the house. There was this bug zapper that hung under the porch, big bluish white light. I was just kinda chilling out, waiting for everyone to be ready to go back to the house. Suddenly, I see lights. Maybe about 3-5 lights at a time, about a foot around, shaped like an orb, deep blue in color. They just swirled and circled around the bug zapper, I was mesmerized, I couldn't look away, i was stuck staring. I was the only one who was looking, I was the only one who saw them. I chocked it up to a hallucination, you know? I couldn't prove it was real, strange sure, but I had no way to prove it.
    
    Instance 2- I was walking down the road with my er, baby mama. For an idea of the scene, it was a dirt road, forest all around, some cow fields in the distance, dark as fuck. It was a quiet night, beautiful weather, I was enjoying the walk. I spotted a white orb out from behind the treeline. What the fuck? I looked, nothing. Okay, that was weird. I saw it again, more this time, they were maybe only 2-4 trees behind the tree line. 3 of them were just circling around, just like the other orbs I had seen. They were jumping up about 8 feet, then going down to the ground, stuff that only a human with a fancy orb light and a really quiet pogo stick could do. It was fucking bizzare. My baby mama turned to see what I was looking at, she saw them too. What the actual fuck? For the duration of the walk, we'd keep seeing them behind us, to the side in the forest. They moved just like I had seen them on the bug zapper.
    
    Now, I had been previously told of these orbs. But as it turns out, her father had seen orbs in the same place, and been just as mesmerized and drawn in as I was. I was never told of that till I mentioned my experience. White, blue and red orbs had been spotted (I only saw blue and white, on these two occasions). I'd chock it all up to hallucinations if my baby mama had not seen it. I just have ZERO explanation for this. I cannot for the fucking life of me figure it out. I am a skeptical person. I believe only in what I can see and prove. But this experience has led me to the belief that there is something unexplainable out there. I don't know what the fuck it is, I don't know if a ghost or poltergeist is the right word for it, but it's fucking SOMETHING and I believe it to be real.
    
17. 2015-06-25 at 5:42 AM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
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    Does everyone have to have their prostate checked out after (the first time) they have sex?

    
    Are you planning on getting fucked in the ass like a faggot?
    
    Because if you are, you might wanna have yours checked. Though, I never did after I got fucked in the ass and so far I'm fine.
    
18. 2015-06-25 at 5:40 AM UTC in Welcome Faggots (rules and updates on site features)
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    Don't worry blood, I got chu

    
    
19. 2015-06-25 at 5:38 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
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    Arnox, you're in no position to tell Lanny what to do with his forum. Your administration of Sanctuary, BESIDES POSTING MY DICK TO THE FRONT PAGE, was utter garbage.
    
    Proof of my dick being on the front page
    
    http://imgur.com/hQq1INU
20. 2015-06-25 at 5:35 AM UTC in There are currently 11 users online. 9 members and 2 guests.
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    Mash, did you take your medicine this morning?