Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-14 at 5:27 AM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   which is better?
2. 2016-04-14 at 5:04 AM UTC in Verse
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I was ten I raped a blind and deaf girl.
   Then I fed her to pigeons with rabies.
   She didn't know what they were.
   
   
   
   
3. 2016-04-14 at 4:40 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I think the difference is that even good doctors are expected to have some of their patients die. I don't think anyone working with customers can be said to be excelling when they slap customers and tell them to fuck off.

   
   This is a fair and true point. I retract my objection.
   
   Bill Krozby, you suck shit at life.
4. 2016-04-14 at 4:34 AM UTC in Pulled the trigger on a Learjet 85 lease today
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tell me what US states to masturbate in the airspace of first.
5. 2016-04-14 at 4:31 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I think that's another way of saying you fail at being a basic pizza delivery boy. Consider such similar euphemisms as "I'm excel at being a doctor it's just I have a way of killing all my patients" and "I excel at being a lawyer, it's just I have a way of literally spitting in some judges' faces so my clients end up in jail"

   
   
   To be fair, he said a minority couldn't handle it. You might as well say a doctor fails at being a doctor because a small minority of patients have died under his care.
   
   Although I am sure the truth is that Bill Krozby blows ass at even his bottom feeder job, I'm just pointing out the failure of your statement.
6. 2016-04-14 at 4:29 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Every time Bill Krozby tells a story, he is either being wronged or heroically deals someone his comeuppance. Methinks Bill Krozby is a lying desperate loser who gets shit on every day and comes here to tell us modified versions of the actual stories, in much the same way he thinks about "what I SHOULDA done was..." versions of events in the shower after being humiliated.
7. 2016-04-13 at 7:06 AM UTC in Does anyone here think I'm not autistic?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   may have ODD

   
   That's the friendliest way to say "I think you're a psychopath" I've ever seen.
   
8. 2016-04-13 at 5:37 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   people man,.. *reaches thru screen and hands Bill Krozby a cold 40oz*
9. 2016-04-13 at 5:19 AM UTC in Ah shit...right?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's how I feel...right, and all the time actually, in the background somewhat. "Ah, shit" where all you wanna do is just lay down chill
10. 2016-04-13 at 4:33 AM UTC in HTS getting his boy pussy blown out
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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11. 2016-04-13 at 4:30 AM UTC in I probably look more like a reptile to my cat than a fellow "mammal"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    thats why its so... combative - yet nice at the same time, you know?
12. 2016-04-13 at 4:26 AM UTC in why are we so reptile-like?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    look at your skin flakes and eyes...
13. 2016-04-13 at 4:06 AM UTC in I think i'm gonna lose some weight this year...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ...among a bunch of other shit thats gonna change...
    
    ... think i'm gonna kick back for now...
14. 2016-04-13 at 3:32 AM UTC in Lanny ......
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There once was a man named mmQ
    
    Who lived life without knowing what to do
    
    I must opine
    
    that that's just fine
    
    Since he looks like Mr Magoo
15. 2016-04-13 at 3:28 AM UTC in Does anyone here think I'm not autistic?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Autism would mean you have an excuse so no, you're just a stupid no life faggot who hasn't grasped the value of time. That's okay though, you're only 15 16 17 18 19 20 30 40... whoops, life slipped through your fingers and you're still a stupid no life faggot.
16. 2016-04-13 at 1:04 AM UTC in Does anyone here think I'm not autistic?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've been wondering recently, my day to day life consists of sleeping on the couch, waking up to go on the computer, then I play RuneScape and talk to people on facebook. Usually I'm on drugs so boredom isn't an issue. Why am I like this? What exactly caused me to end up spending 3 years in my house? Why don't I know people who know people and they all get along together? What mental disorder do I even have?
    
17. 2016-04-13 at 12:49 AM UTC in Whatever happened to bradley b?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol. theres a turtle here
18. 2016-04-13 at 12:15 AM UTC in Concerts you've been to this year
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea dude, im still sad about that shit. and yes i feel high off coffee, so?
19. 2016-04-12 at 8:24 PM UTC in Concerts you've been to this year
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol how many times are you gonna post about that wavves/best coast show? was it a turning point in your life?
20. 2016-04-12 at 7 PM UTC in Though I was bleeding out of my ass from drinking
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^dat jenkem doough, vEEP VEEP VEEP VEEP JENKEM ALEERT JENKEM ALERT VEEP VEEP VEEP JENKEM ALEERT JENKEM ALERT VEEP VEEP VEEP VEEp
    
    whats next fermented semen scraped off mental patients sheets you sicko fuckos VEEP VEEP VEEEP VEEEP VEEP!
    
    You know what they say "don't get high off your own supply" =)
    
    VEEP VEEP VEEP VEEP VEEP VEEEP VEEEP I"MA JEEP VEEP VEEP VEEP VEEP

    
    
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