Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-05-11 at 2:02 PM UTC in NUTMEG PILLS for chronic boredom, allergies, itchy eyes, coffee, anxiety
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   [SIZE=18px]HOW TO GET HIGH ON / OFF NUTMEG [/SIZE]
   AKA
   
   NUDMEDD UGGHHHH HEHEHEBDHS
   1. Mix with chocolate malk
   2. Chug and wash
   3. Peanut butter gets rid of the taste
   
   Real niggas get whole nutmeg and chew until burns and wash with CM (CHCOLATE malk)
   
   You can also smoke the nuddmeddd
   
   Only fresh rasped whole nutmegs or extremely fresh ground can be used.
   
   Sprinkle like meth very fine not much on a bong bowl (small chunks of whole meg work best) and ligjtly roast/ vaporize and inhale the zmoke
   
   Instant delerium
   Also mixes well with ttobacco
   
   
2. 2016-05-11 at 1:56 PM UTC in NUTMEG PILLS for chronic boredom, allergies, itchy eyes, coffee, anxiety
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   [SIZE=36px]+NuTmEG UpDaTe+[/SIZE] "NUT DATE"
   
   
   THE NUTMEG BOX HAS PICTURE OF SPOON SO I FOLLOWED THE PICTURE
   
   
   *SPLOO* - The sound of eating nnutmegged
   
   I found two bottles of nutmeg a few hours ago while raiding my dads girlfriends shit. Club house and mckormic brand. 42 gram for clubhouse and I ate the fucker whole and gagged like yo mama
   
   The second bottle was 100X more fresh and 70grams
   
3. 2016-05-11 at 1:47 PM UTC in what race has the tightes pussy?
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   8 year olds[SIZE=24px] *posts a graphic picture clearly depicting sexual abuse*[/SIZE]
4. 2016-05-11 at 1:46 PM UTC in Anyone here play guitar?
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   Its few known that I actually want to be a cowboy country west musician. I gots an acoustic named ol berth from perth she likes whiskey and cocaine southern comfert style
5. 2016-05-11 at 1:45 PM UTC in Beating off
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   Man the job I applied at had 500 other people fuck it I don't want to shovel dirt that bad
6. 2016-05-11 at 1:44 PM UTC in My global axis of functioning is like 0
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   Romjarode ∆ the triangle of zinthor Google that
7. 2016-05-11 at 1:43 PM UTC in Addictions fuckin SUCK!!!!!!!!!!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm addigded do dudmegg AGH HACK HACK COUGH SPLOOOOO SPLOO *SPLOO* (SPLOO is the noise you make when you swallow a tablespoon 10g dose of nutmeg)
8. 2016-05-11 at 1:42 PM UTC in sup
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   well besides the shrooms? and weed ? and bundy (recreationally.. eeehhhhhhh)

   
   
   WHAY ABIUTDMSKWK NDNEJKS [SIZE=26px]MUSHROOMS[/SIZE][SIZE=48px]![/SIZE]
9. 2016-05-11 at 1:40 PM UTC in ban the spammers
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   Fuck you its capitalism free market comrade don't like it move back to China, Castro
10. 2016-05-11 at 1:38 PM UTC in I still desire to interact with you people
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    Reeeee[SIZE=16px]meeeemb[SIZE=22px]E[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=22px]EEEer[/SIZE] the chat box ∆
11. 2016-05-11 at 1:37 PM UTC in This site needs more traffic
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    If we had serbers in spess it would be the first forum ever that does it. Space chat box just imagine
12. 2016-05-11 at 1:29 PM UTC in Police: Driver slams into grocery store to help shoplifter escape
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    Holy shit I spent all day yesterday thinking about crazy schemes to steal bundy and beedrill like duct taping my boxer shorts at the leg and stuffing the shit down my pants or getting my buddy with a van to wait in the parking lot while I dodgy Dave it up like a sketchy mofo but these Mexicans steal TIDE and shrimp and make the news.. Same age as me too.
    
    I am small potato's/white
    
13. 2016-05-11 at 1:26 PM UTC in Why the fuck am I so paranoid about dying from drugs
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    Quit being a fuckijg pussy I just ate morning glory seeds with the toxic coating on them∆
14. 2016-05-11 at 1:25 PM UTC in My blanket is darker where I put my head from the grease.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yowough a greasa mothafucka
15. 2016-05-11 at 1:22 PM UTC in The hangovers from alcohol make drinking no longer worth it for me.
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    The hungegg from nutmoger makes me head spinymny spidjenw sjskakwkak dcoca COCA DOODLEEEDLE DOOOO you fucking cunt nigger
16. 2016-05-11 at 1:56 AM UTC in The hangovers from alcohol make drinking no longer worth it for me.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Even a half pint of premium vodka mixed with good orange juice still gave a me headache the next day. I'm pretty much done with booze if/when I do drink for now on it'll just be one tall boy of 5% beer w/xanax.
17. 2016-05-11 at 12:15 AM UTC in Beating off
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    how can I fudge that on my resume as a skill?
18. 2016-05-11 at 12:01 AM UTC in ban the spammers
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    they're...spamming. @lanny
19. 2016-05-10 at 11:57 PM UTC in My blanket is darker where I put my head from the grease.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm not a greasball tho lol, I just go long stretches w/o washing my blanket and always my my head on the same spot.
20. 2016-05-10 at 11:54 PM UTC in Police: Driver slams into grocery store to help shoplifter escape
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=16px]SANTA FE, N.M. (KRQE) – Santa Fe Police are looking for a getaway driver who helped a suspected shoplifter escape. [/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=16px]The incident happened around 11 a.m. Sunday. Police say a driver rammed his van into the Smith’s near St. Michael’s Drive and Pacheco Street to help 22-year-old Raeann Tapia escape.[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=16px]According to the police report, Tapia tried to make off with a cart full of shrimp and detergent when an employee confronted her. That’s when police say she punched the employee in the neck.[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=16px]The employee told police that Tapia was calling out, “Babe,” when a van rammed into the doors of the grocery store.[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=16px]Police say Tapia left with nothing and was later arrested. However, police are still searching for the driver.[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=16px]No injuries were reported.[/SIZE][/FONT]

    
    http://krqe.com/2016/05/10/police-driver-slams-into-grocery-store-to-help-shoplifter-escape/