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2015-06-27 at 2:57 PM UTC in smoking crackCan't imagine smoking crack from a lightbulb, I think it needs direct heat. A $20 should be about two good hits, duration of each depends on user but I wouldn't expect a 20 to last longer than like 30-40 minutes if that.
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2015-06-27 at 12:27 PM UTC in I like it hereHey Chronic, who are you?
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2015-06-27 at 12:19 PM UTC in I want to learn how to fuck bicyclesI get that this is the dickheads forum, wasn't sure if this would be a better fit in DIY or here, but what the hell.
Anyway, neither my ten-speed or my BMX are fuckable at the moment and I've realized that I've got very little clue how to fuck either one. So I want to learn how to fuck my bikes.
I'll obviously need some tools, and while I've got a some wrenches and condoms in both jumbo and standard sizes, I'm sure there are certain specialty tools that make pounding on bikes a lot easier.
Also, any good recommendations of learning resources? Bike porn or magazines, YouTube channels, websites, etc?
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2015-06-27 at 11:57 AM UTC in Idiosyncrasy and his hypocrisy about the Totse Spirit
You guys can say what you want about Idio and you guys can cry and beat against the walls like some spoiled kid and make it out to be everyone's fault but your own but in the end, it IS your fault. It's been your fault 3 times in a row. Are we gonna make it a fourth? Let's wait and see! Part of the reason why I keep coming back here is I like to sometimes watch you guys. Just watch. It's just so fascinating, you know? Like watching a bridge crumble slowly more and more.
Idio was one of the NICEST people I've ever met. If you guys drove him away, that was YOUR doing. And you can complain about him not having thick enough skin or not protecting his PI or whatever the hell you guys want. You guys just want the most perfect and exact admin though. And if he doesn't meet your specifications in any way, you guys just toss him aside and whine non-stop until another brave soul comes to you, thinking he's got it this time. It's also pretty insulting to Idio too when you consider that he had a family and good job going. He didn't have to waste his time on you guys. He didn't have to break away from Sanctuary and put his time, money, and resources into RDFRN. But he did. For you guys. And you guys just… That just wasn't good enough I guess. And it's not just the admins that suffer. The actually good community members are suffering too if they haven't already LEFT your crap behind for better waters. They're all just slowly leaving. Why? Because they're tired of it all. (not including outside problems, of course, like jail time)
But hey, I know what you guys are gonna do. You're gonna laugh at this post. Mock it. Debase it. I don't care. I liked writing it. And also, maybe, just MAYBE, some of you will actually listen before Lanny puts a bullet in his brain next because of your stupid crap.You guys can say what you want about Idio and you guys can cry and beat against the walls like some spoiled kid and make it out to be everyone's fault but your own but in the end, it IS your fault. It's been your fault 3 times in a row.
I dunno, man. Maybe it was your fault that one time (twice) where you got your asshole trolled by your SUPER NICE buddies who ended up betraying you to appeal to the cool kids? Maybe.Let's wait and see! Part of the reason why I keep coming back here is I like to sometimes watch you guys. Just watch. It's just so fascinating, you know? Like watching a bridge crumble slowly more and more.
It's probably like seeing you go in all in autism mode where you rock back and forth, tug your earlobes and make screeching sounds.
This is where he starts projecting like crazy, fantasizing about what a tragic hero he is.You guys just want the most perfect and exact admin though. And if he doesn't meet your specifications in any way, you guys just toss him aside and whine non-stop until another brave soul comes to you, thinking he's got it this time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......He didn't have to waste his time on you guys. He didn't have to break away from Sanctuary and put his time, money, and resources into RDFRN. But he did. For you guys.
No, he actually did it to get away from your incomptent mongo ass. He never respected you, just like the rest of us. He just didn't have enough spine to tell it to your face.And also, maybe, just MAYBE, some of you will actually listen before Lanny puts a bullet in his brain next because of your stupid crap.
Nobody has to listen to you, faggot. Lanny is cool and has nothing to worry. We don't hate "admins" (as if you were special kind of creatures) on principal. You and Idio just got what you deserved. Simple.But hey, I know what you guys are gonna do. You're gonna laugh at this post. Mock it. Debase it. [size=150]I don't care. I liked writing it.[/size]
And that's all that matters, Arnie. Now go and kill yourself. -
2015-06-27 at 11:26 AM UTC in Something's wrongWhen I'm logged in with my PS4. On my phone it seems to work.
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2015-06-27 at 11:24 AM UTC in Something's wrongYea, hahaha. Thanks. Oh, man.
The "Today's Psts" feature doesn't work at all for me. -
2015-06-27 at 10:56 AM UTC in Moving to different forum softwareI'd welcome a downgrade to 4 a lot. I don''t know how hard it is to fix this shit, though.
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2015-06-27 at 10:53 AM UTC in Something's wrongI just read the funniest Arnox post while taking a shit and now I want to make fun of it but I can't find it. This forum is weird.
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2015-06-27 at 9:01 AM UTC in Tree ThreadIt's 4am and you've all made me hungry
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2015-06-27 at 9 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?What would you do with my timeline, malice? I'd make you have an insatiable urge to kill. That'd be a fun watch.
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2015-06-27 at 8:58 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionOne of the greatest joys in life is having experiences people call bullshit on, my god does it make me laugh. I could do nothing short of post a porn video before you guys would believe me. Maybe we will.
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2015-06-27 at 8:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionWell, it did happen. Her husband rammed me from behind as I fucked her, at times our rhythm was like a hillbilly pendulum. It was hard deciding on what I wanted more, to push back against his cock or to plunge into her depths. Decisions, decisions. Anal sex really hurts at first without generating lubrication and massaging. She once fingered my asshole while sucking me off, with gloves on. I don't blame her on the gloves, my asshole is nasty.
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2015-06-27 at 8:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband
Oh the stories I have. Would you believe me if I said he fucked me in the ass or would you think I was trolling? -
2015-06-27 at 6:52 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?He needs to move away from his parents and do his own thing.
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2015-06-27 at 6:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband
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2015-06-27 at 6:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
This thread needs piss balloons
Im collecting all the piss jugs around the park -
2015-06-27 at 4:58 AM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?bitches don't know shit about my Big Bear.
real compton blood space niggas drink OE.
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2015-06-27 at 4:54 AM UTC in anybody have a fake facebook account i can use?I could have made one to message a girl to do molly with and probably eat her ass out and snort lines off her tits tonight but I'm literally too lazy to go through with the effort of registering a facebook account.
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2015-06-27 at 4:50 AM UTC in Tree Thread
Those are crappy trees, especially if they are black walnuts - fucking garbage all over the yard. If I had one, I'd cut that messy fucker down.
It's definitely an English walnut tree. I don't mind the crap on the lawn. At the same time every year my lawn is just plums and walnuts and everyone in the neighborhood knocks on my door and asks to take a bunch home, people even bring ladders over.OP you should try making candied walnuts while they're still young/unripe. My favorite sweet Armenian delicacy.
I can do that with those green pods in growth on the tree?. I'll do some research. I just wait for the green spiky things to fall on the ground and open them all up and roast all the walnuts on top of a wood stove. They are good with ice cream. -
2015-06-27 at 4:06 AM UTC in What are you reading?I'm currently reading "On the road" by Jack Kerouac. I've been taking my time with it, reading in 30 page intervals. It's good, but I feel I really need a taste for travel and adventure before I read it or I don't really appreciate the attitude of the book. Wish I read it before I went hitchhiking.