Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-29 at 3:17 AM UTC in Caitlyn Jenner?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He wasn't even a good looking guy, he had sunken eyes, a broad chin and old man wrinkle skin and now everyone is all "DAMN WHO'S DAT QT I WANNA BLOW THAT PUSSY OUT!."
   
   
   oh yeah so sexy I wanna stick it in so bad.
   
   
2. 2015-06-28 at 11:55 PM UTC in Is amphetamine better with or without SSRIs?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No matter what you mix it with it just doesn't have enough methyls to be a good drug to get high on. Get pure uncut amphetamine sulfate if you wanna do speed or just do meth. Anything else is just fumbling with your dick in your hands.
3. 2015-06-28 at 11:53 PM UTC in smoking crack
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
4. 2015-06-28 at 3:42 PM UTC in ATTN: Niggas in Space.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Science and Chemistry, changing the world with ground breaking illegal research that nobody else has the balls to do.
5. 2015-06-28 at 6:51 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   haha §m£ÂgØL was addicted to a potent neurotoxin

   Excellent! I only used it for about a month. I switched syncans a lot, I think the only one's I bought more than once were mam-2201 (lol)and akb-48
6. 2015-06-28 at 3:16 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Slip the doctor a $20 to kill her by accident
7. 2015-06-28 at 2:27 AM UTC in What're you doing the 4th of july?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm probably also gonna get buzzed, so the fireworks/rowdyness isn't as annoying.
8. 2015-06-28 at 2:24 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *art
   
   They're just...dumb imo.
   
   
9. 2015-06-28 at 2:23 AM UTC in I like it here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good enough
10. 2015-06-28 at 2:18 AM UTC in Ya know, if I'd never been in any trouble before...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, actually I would just find some legal ways to get extra money.
11. 2015-06-28 at 1:59 AM UTC in Ya know, if I'd never been in any trouble before...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or...maybe I wouldn't.
12. 2015-06-28 at 1:35 AM UTC in Ya know, if I'd never been in any trouble before...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ...and I had enough money in the bank/some income from a shitty job or something and I could take care of the fine, etc myself...I would probably do some occasional shoplifting & petty theft.
13. 2015-06-28 at 1:29 AM UTC in What're you doing the 4th of july?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm gonna just do some small bottle rockets.
14. 2015-06-28 at 12:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    That feeling when I'm stimed up and having a bunch of great thoughts and ideas, opening tabs left and right for each thing so I don't forget it. That's a good feeling.
    
    
    
    Good idea, sent you your new pass count

    
    This made me lol. I thought it was the obvious answer to check his IP and that you probably couldn't do it for whatever reason. I honestly had no clue.
    
    10/10 would ask questions again.
15. 2015-06-27 at 7:41 PM UTC in What are you reading?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    §m£ÂgØL, how'd hitchhiking change your reception of On the Road?

    
    I don't know, when the author talks about the fun times, the rush and thrill of it all, I can remember that tingly sensation in my hands. When he talks about the shit times, the feeling alone, it's kind of brushed over- but I remember those times too. I remember them well. Hitchhiking is like a rollercoaster, there are highs and lows and taking a ride definitely isn't for everybody. A lot of the romance of hitchhiking has been lost on me after experiencing the utter lows of being lost and trapped and wondering why the fuck you got yourself into that mess.
    
    But at the same time, the highs are really, really fucking high.
16. 2015-06-27 at 7:31 PM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've got a different perspective than most. I enjoy having dick up my ass, but I wouldn't enjoy fucking somebody in the ass because asses are gross. If somebody wants to dirty up their dick in my ass that's all fine by me, I love the stimulation, assuming my other end is getting it's fun too. I really have no interest in sticking anything in other people's poopers though. I'd probably wear a condom if I did and then scrub my dick with a metal brush in the shower.
    
    I cannot imagine rimjobs. Giving one anyway. Fuck that.
17. 2015-06-27 at 7:28 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can't you check his IP?
18. 2015-06-27 at 5:07 PM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Every girl I've ever been with I've talked into anal, I have some kind of obsession with buttsex. At first we have normal people sex and then when fucking them from behind I get really turned on looking at their butthole so I will spread their ass and play with it, which they become more curious about. Then I give them ass massages every night and keep playing with their butt a while longer and before I know it they are begging me to rub their ass, spank them, stick my fingers in, rub my dick against the hole. Eventually I end up shoving my tongue in there and licking and biting their butts, sticking my dick in there until they become anal loving sluts.
    
    They get pretty into it to so they keep pretty clean back there and only will do anal stuff when they know they are clean, sometimes the girl is just too horny and you take a chance and nasty things can happen but it's not as gross as you think it would be. I've never had shit on my dick before and I've stuck it in girls poopers many times without them anal douching beforehand, maybe I'm just lucky.
    
    I turn sweet normal girls into hedonistic drug abusing sex addicts.
    
19. 2015-06-27 at 4:56 PM UTC in Where do you stand on the Palestinian Israeli confict?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just drop a nuke on Tel Aviv and this "jedi vs Arab" problem goes away. They are both in the wrong for existing.
20. 2015-06-27 at 3:29 PM UTC in smoking crack
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    2 grams barely lasts friday to sunday night so $20 worth might be good for like a single hoot.