Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-13 at 1:55 AM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Of course I am the real deal, just as SpectraL is. We are the last of the true templars, and the only thing holding back the wave of kiddiots to try to make way for what used to be a great thing to become great once again. Since it seems we are struggling with a losing battle I am not sure how much longer it will make sense to keep up the fight. With shitposters like the rodent running rampant all over the place it is nearly impossible to find quality content.

   
2. 2015-08-13 at 1:42 AM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I'd say the same with a face like this.

   With face like that I wouldn't say shit if I had a toothless mouthful of fertilizer.
3. 2015-08-13 at 12:59 AM UTC in "Name Whiskers"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Judge not, lest you judge yourself.

   Open your mouth close yours eyrs say aah and judge this haplless toothless fossil who wanted to be and yet never was.
4. 2015-08-13 at 12:15 AM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You don't frighten me.

   
   Do things frighten you on the internet? If so you are doing it wrong.
5. 2015-08-12 at 10:56 PM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike(Or anyone that wants to make a simple game)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I was going to make a 'shitposting' game, with the characters as users that we all know and love, and the different areas as different sites, like LLZ and redfern, and the admins would be bosses. I was going to have an awesome HC45 character.
   
   But then when I saw that I would have to put some effort into it, I thought to myself 'what the fuck am I doing? this is utterly pathetic and retarded', and came to my senses.

   
   fuck dude... now that I saw this I am going to do it.
   
   FOR THE KEKS!
6. 2015-08-12 at 10:54 PM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
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   hey! Who's side are you on anyways!??

   
   HA! Look at this guy talking about SIDES! I come here exclusively for shitposting. I could give two shits about taking sides in petty arguments on internet forums. Actually I couldn't give two shits. Im pretty backed up right now. Anyone got any X-Lax?
7. 2015-08-12 at 10:25 PM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I actually think everyone on this site (including myself) is fake and gay. But the fakest and gayest are Darth and Spec. Their little bicker battles is extremely fake and gay.
8. 2015-08-12 at 10:23 PM UTC in sentience within conciusness
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Has anyone found out the URL to arnies new site? I'd love to organize a raid on that shit
9. 2015-08-12 at 6:59 PM UTC in Walmart wises up, now selling men's stretch pants that fit the fat American physique
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   well im not fat but that looks comfortable as fuck. i may just have to buy a similar pair
10. 2015-08-12 at 6:58 PM UTC in I fucking love sauerkraut
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    kim chi is the shit man. my gf is korean and makes hella korean food all the time with kim chi in it. spicy kimchi soup with pork belly is amazing. so is fried kim chi with eggs and rice.
    
    also, kim chi pancakes. its like a potato pancake (not really sweet) with kim chi and onion in it, then make a sauce with like 40% vinegar and 60% soy sauce and dip it in that.
    
    also i just made your recipe again and ate it again because it was delicious (although i just cooked it in a pan for like 20 minutes instead of a slow cooker) and when i was at the store buying sauerkraut i asked my gf if she knows what it is and she said its like kim chi for white people, lol
11. 2015-08-12 at 4:56 PM UTC in I think I'm going to get vanned tomorrow.
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    I'm not sure which is more pathetic, if he actually keeps sending this shit to girls who clearly don't even care enough to respond, or if he made it all up to impress us.
12. 2015-08-12 at 4:54 PM UTC in death grips
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    Their music is raw, angry, high energy, and unique.
13. 2015-08-12 at 4:50 PM UTC in death grips
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    greenplastic, what do you like about death grips?
14. 2015-08-12 at 4:36 PM UTC in AK47 spice review by roshambo, yours truly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Had this brand once back when I was dumb enough to buy store blends and it fucking sucked, would smoke a fat bowl's worth for a shitty 15 minute buzz. Get some Down2Earth Climax if they still make it, I took six hits in a row of that once when my pussy ass smoking partner tapped out after her second hit and I went into a catatonic state where I couldn't move or speak for almost 30 minutes.

    
    "Bro I went into a catatonic state, you need to try this shit"
15. 2015-08-12 at 4:11 PM UTC in I think I'm going to get vanned tomorrow.
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    Agreed, this is fake as fuck.
16. 2015-08-12 at 2:58 PM UTC in death grips
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSiKDlpv0XI
17. 2015-08-12 at 2:57 PM UTC in death grips
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    I know a lot of people here don't like black ppl, but anyone listen to death grips? They're pretty cool
18. 2015-08-12 at 2:53 PM UTC in I find things like this laying around my house
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    i just find my girlfriends hair all over the fuckin place
19. 2015-08-12 at 2:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Does anybody have any sources for Zolpidem/Ambien? It usually takes me like 3 hours to get to sleep and I just can't do it if my new job keeps scheduling me like they did earlier this week with 11 hours between shifts.
20. 2015-08-12 at 2:38 PM UTC in I fucking love sauerkraut
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread inspired me to make some of what OP made yesterday, now I'm finishing the rest for breakfast, shit is delicious.