Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-09 at 1:54 AM UTC in Web developers whom piss me off, cause they''re noob fucks.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Yee. I didn't actually know that it produces warns because I leave them off (because injecting an error message into the markup is top-tier dumb, like most things in php. In fact PHP's whole "shit stdout into a socket" approach is highly questionable vestigial behaviour from CGI but if you know that's the case there's no excuse for polluting your output stream (which you know is a wire away from a parser) with error messages (which don't actually get logged anywhere by default)). If you care if a key is set or not then fine, check it, but it's silly to check if a key is set and if it's not give the thing you were assigning it to the same value it would have gotten from the direct access. It's like doing this in python:
   
   

   try:
   foo = bar['baz']
   except KeyError:
   raise KeyError('No key "baz" in foo")
   

   
   
   Please don't ever PHP.
2. 2015-07-09 at 12:36 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes, that optical illusion works on me, I used to have one of those little dragon cut-outs.
3. 2015-07-08 at 9:27 PM UTC in Hey Lanny
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You're alive!!

   
   
   
4. 2015-07-08 at 8:16 PM UTC in WTF
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGhNWHCkI
5. 2015-07-08 at 7:10 PM UTC in Any wantreprenuers here?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I quit my job but now I have no capital to start a business with, but when I was working full time I never had free time to start a business.
6. 2015-07-08 at 7:01 PM UTC in Fucking kill yourself, New Zealand.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lulz
   
   new Zealand is strange
7. 2015-07-08 at 6:37 PM UTC in attn: kolokol
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   who was kolol on redfern?
8. 2015-07-08 at 5:23 PM UTC in milkshake with them crushed up oreos
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   my intention was just to get people making rhymes about sticking their dicks in random objects because its funny
   
   bong water with the floating resin
   take a hit stick my dick in kim kardashian

   
   My bad. I only read the title. :P
9. 2015-07-08 at 5:22 PM UTC in Give me ideas for a program to build
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Single user issue tracking software. Tickets are a great way to manage/remember what you need to do on a project and I'd like to try that at home instead of a bunch of shitty todo lists that I always spill food on. But most software is designed for a team, I think you could do some interesting aggregate stats if you knew one person was responsible for every ticket in the system. Recurring tickets (for things like bills or shopping or whatever) and a public no-registration way to submit tickets (like if a friend wants to remind me to return a book or whatever) would be cool. Oh, and a hook so I could set up an email and when someone is sends me an email like "yo, lanny, I need you do to X" I can forward it to that email address and the system will automatically turn it into a ticket for me. There are a bunch of interesting things you could do with extraction of semantic info from emails.
   
   I've been meaning to do this project for a while but I've never sat down to do it.

   
   That's a neat idea.
10. 2015-07-08 at 5:20 PM UTC in The new mcdonalds commercial is lame as fuck
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I was thinking this myself
    
    every American over the age of 3 knows what mcdonalds is
    
    on a side note if you're the real iam is there any particular reason I have to use break tags to put empty lines whenever I'm posting on this site?

    
    Interesting, I think it's because Vbulletin remove any extra white spaces. For example:
    
    
    

    Hello What's up
    I know me too.

    
    would represent:
    

    Hello&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;What's&nbsp;up</br>I&nbsp;know&nbsp;me&nbsp;too.<br/><br/>

    
    
    But because it strips the white space, the two extra </br> wouldn't be included and you'd have to override it with the break tags. Either that, or the quick editor is broken and it'd only work in the advanced editor.
    
    Edit: do you mean when you want to post on two lines,
    
    like so? Or rather add empty space to the end of your posts?
11. 2015-07-08 at 5:01 PM UTC in Myristicin is better than wood rose LSA and morning glory
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    Nutmeg is actually pretty decent, it'd be nice if it didn't take a whole damn day to kick in, waking up super stoned right off the bat is a little disorienting. It's strange how absolutely similar it is to taking like 4 or 5 marijuanas at once. I ate old seeds the first time I did it and had to eat like 4 on the second day, after 2 not doing much, iircc
12. 2015-07-08 at 4:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    What do you mean by 45 panic attack?
    
    Could be triggered by elevated prolactin and norepinephrine (aka noradrenaline) afterward. I've noticed that masturbation significantly raises my anxiety afterward, could be a big part of the reason why nofap seems to have a big positive impact for a lot of people, and the connection with prolactin levels has been mentioned.

    
    Is there any solid science done on this?
13. 2015-07-08 at 4:49 PM UTC in The new mcdonalds commercial is lame as fuck
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's crazy that Mc'Donalds still need to advertise considering their daily customers, plus the majority of the time the voice ordering box tells you of new meals anyway.

    I was thinking this myself
    
    every American over the age of 3 knows what mcdonalds is
    
    on a side note if you're the real iam is there any particular reason I have to use break tags to put empty lines whenever I'm posting on this site?
14. 2015-07-08 at 4:44 PM UTC in attn: kolokol
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Have you considered furthering your education? I am not trying to pontificate, its just a suggestion. I myself am incapable of being educated. But it might work out well for you. Plus they have grants and stuff that help with money, so you can get high and shit if you want. Better you using that taxpayer money than some swarthy refugee.

    Yeah, but I have to get a job until I get the grants
    
    I'm eventually going to be a neuropharmacologist
    
    with a minor in shitposting
15. 2015-07-08 at 4:40 PM UTC in Hey Lanny
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    You're a pretentious cunt and you're mentally deficient because you didn't pay attention to my particular problem
    
    Just thought I'd let you know
16. 2015-07-08 at 3:26 PM UTC in milkshake with them crushed up oreos
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my intention was just to get people making rhymes about sticking their dicks in random objects because its funny
    
    bong water with the floating resin
    take a hit stick my dick in kim kardashian
17. 2015-07-08 at 3:23 PM UTC in Give me ideas for a program to build
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    multiplayer minesweeper
    
    shit would be dope
18. 2015-07-08 at 2:58 PM UTC in Give me ideas for a program to build
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Imma build a program, the function yet, I don't know, give me an idea and if I like it I'll make it.
19. 2015-07-08 at 2:28 PM UTC in Favorite websites...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Github for code, even though you have to pay to privatise repos, TPB for torrents, Facebook to chat to friends or girls. Youtube for anything. Reddit for anything.
20. 2015-07-08 at 2:26 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People who go on about sports, tv/movies, girls they've banged and how trashed they got- all the time, they're really fucking boring. I need new friends.