Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-11 at 12:19 AM UTC in Gender in user profile
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why only male and female?
   
   I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
2. 2015-07-11 at 12:19 AM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
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   oh yea and at the place i work at we have a bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, onion and capers. that one is amazing too
3. 2015-07-11 at 12:17 AM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bagels are fucking delicious. i like cream cheese, tomato, and jalapeno if i want spice. god damn my mouth is watering now
4. 2015-07-11 at 12:15 AM UTC in Where in the world is fuckhead
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   http://i.imgur.com/a7JFkZP.jpg
5. 2015-07-10 at 10:54 PM UTC in I'm tired of feeling like a fucking refugee.
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   Great thread
6. 2015-07-10 at 10:52 PM UTC in Where in the world is fuckhead
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   She's fucking my head
7. 2015-07-10 at 10:14 PM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
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   Toasted with cream cheese and ham, fucking yummy. When I wake up I normally have a bowl of cereal and a bagel, with coffee and orange juice then go for a bike ride. But yeah, if you haven't had bagels before, you need to.
8. 2015-07-10 at 8:02 PM UTC in attn: kolokol
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   Red thai was always my favorite
   
   I've stopped using it though
   
   I might start again when I get another job
   
   withdrawal sucks though, but not near as bad as poppy tea
9. 2015-07-10 at 7:58 PM UTC in trolling redditors
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   All you have to do to troll reddit is act like an SJW
10. 2015-07-10 at 7:38 PM UTC in HB CULTURE OF DRUGS aND GUNS
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    *shoots RPG into ukrop outpost*
    *they shamefully flee without even giving a fight*
    dirty ukr patriots
11. 2015-07-10 at 7:32 PM UTC in we are all niggas
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    arthur treacher, its an obligatory first post. niggas in space culture development.
12. 2015-07-10 at 7:13 PM UTC in Got 78 messages
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    I cant even check mine because it wont let me and because i keep getting logged out
13. 2015-07-10 at 5:20 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Anybody else totally unable to pm or make threads? I get this message: That action could not be completed. Please try again, and if this occurs again please contact the system administrator and tell them how you got this message.
14. 2015-07-10 at 5:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    So far all of page 19 is people posting like this is their own little blog.
    
    I had grapes for breakfast.
15. 2015-07-10 at 2:27 PM UTC in attn: kolokol
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    where the fuck is giygas, its been like two weeks

    Probably got committed
16. 2015-07-10 at 2:21 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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    Fuck it, I can't embed either
17. 2015-07-10 at 2:14 PM UTC in The "crazy eyes"
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    Here's one of the more common examples
    
    
    
    coincidentally that's also the fate of many girls that have them
18. 2015-07-10 at 2:03 PM UTC in The new mcdonalds commercial is lame as fuck
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Interesting, I think it's because Vbulletin remove any extra white spaces. For example: would represent:

    Hello&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;What's&nbsp;up</br>I&nbsp;know&nbsp;me&nbsp;too.<br/><br/>

    But because it strips the white space, the two extra </br> wouldn't be included and you'd have to override it with the break tags. Either that, or the quick editor is broken and it'd only work in the advanced editor. Edit: do you mean when you want to post on two lines, like so? Or rather add empty space to the end of your posts?

    I was trying to post on two lines This is what happens if I don't use break tags I typed this post on three lines but it will post as one long sentence
19. 2015-07-10 at 1:59 PM UTC in Got 78 messages
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20. 2015-07-10 at 1:56 PM UTC in HB CULTURE OF DRUGS aND GUNS
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ***shoots RPG into mirror***
    
    ***house is on fire if you look through the mirror but not when I turn around***