Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-12 at 11:08 AM UTC in I fucking love sauerkraut
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Draining kraut ruins it.
2. 2015-08-12 at 11:06 AM UTC in Hiding Files in Images WITHOUT Steganography Software
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Show one with her mouth closed, or one with your mouth closed.

   You have no teeth.
3. 2015-08-12 at 11:04 AM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
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   I'm sure the people left here enjoy me 10X more than they "enjoy" you.

   People do not enjoy you. They enjoy laughing at you.
4. 2015-08-12 at 11:03 AM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
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   I don't necessarily think that TDR is gay. I think, no wait I know, that he is corny, verbally awkward, and relentlessly annoying. But gay? I don't think that. It would be funny if he was, though.

   You have never heard me speak you moron.
5. 2015-08-12 at 2:05 AM UTC in "Name Whiskers"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Go ahead. Impress me.

   I'm not here to impress you. I have never strived to impress you. But I promise I will never fail to embarrass you when the laundry is folded with every load.
6. 2015-08-12 at 1:27 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This has to be entertaining for all parties involved otherwise all parties involved wouldn't keep entertaining it. (<– abstract palindrome I just made up) Hell rodent spec and mike you could all probably have a good time drinking at some dive bar together until you inevitably reached your respective points and started beating the shit out of each other because of eyebrows and teeth and the like. Don't get me wrong, eyebrows and teeth are important and discussing their existence or lack thereof is equally as important, especially as you grow older and realize how really, there's nothing more important than pointing out a distinguishing facial feature on another human being and continuing to point it out as often as possible up to and including thinking about said facial feature all day long. Some people suggest that there are more &quot;important&quot; things to discuss like geopolitics and the general state of humanity as it stands, but fools they are. One doesn't change the world and wake the sheep without first talking about eyebrows and teeth ad infinitum. You are my role-models and thank you Jesus also. Amen

   Only one of us thinl about all day long. I think sbout it during my piss breaks IRL.
7. 2015-08-12 at 1:23 AM UTC in sentience within conciusness
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   your format is fucked up.
   
   (wise(mindfulness)emotions) makes way more sense if we are doing ascii venns.
8. 2015-08-12 at 12:25 AM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Don't underestimate Sing-Won-Woo. That could very well be the Colonel's secret recipe on that floppy disk.

   Again u try 2 fit in again and fail.
9. 2015-08-11 at 10:50 PM UTC in Spectral's Hacking Mentor
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   10/0.1 would fap to again.
10. 2015-08-11 at 10:05 PM UTC in &quot;Name Whiskers&quot;
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I knew the entire time, you sad sack of miserable shit. Do you really think I'm that stupid? I played along with your little fiasco the entire time. I even gave you some hints along the way, remember those? Of course you do. You don't know what you're dealing with here, Darkie. You're in way over your head. So now you run along and keep on pretending you can rub elbows with the big boys just like the best of them, and we'll all sit back and have a chuckle or two and see where all that goes.

    You are about to be embarrased beyond the previos scope of the history of the remnants of this entire user base. This is going to tatse better thsn the time I made uou delete your gm account on TDD.
11. 2015-08-11 at 10:01 PM UTC in Hiding Files in Images WITHOUT Steganography Software
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    That dude could just be thin-lipped, silly.

    These are thin lips silly. Notice the teeth? BTW since when have you benn reduced to one liners?
12. 2015-08-11 at 9:53 PM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike(Or anyone that wants to make a simple game)
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    I would download it as it looks pretty cool/fun but I honestly dont trust any piece of software you guys link to.
    
    Pass me the source code and if it looks good ill compile it myself but other than that I am sure this is either an NSA backdoor or your own back door into my hard drive.
13. 2015-08-11 at 9:50 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's joke thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    cmon Bill Krozby objectively this thread is really fucking bad
    
    step up your game and post more okcupid exploits

    
    What the fuck sploo? Stop being so coherent you little shit nigger fuck cunt.
14. 2015-08-11 at 9:47 PM UTC in tried some diacetylmorphine.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    every single person on this site has autism

    
    This is the only sensible thing sploo has ever posted.
    
    *Vigorous clapping*
15. 2015-08-11 at 9:21 PM UTC in &quot;Name Whiskers&quot;
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Really? Has it been that long? ;)

    It's only been abot six years since I became the bane of your online existance. But yeah I was slightly fucking with you a couple of years before that. Just reflect on who? Oh and BTW SotB is and always has been my ally.
16. 2015-08-11 at 9:16 PM UTC in Hiding Files in Images WITHOUT Steganography Software
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You people need to have your heads examined.

    We have examined uours and found it to be toothless.
17. 2015-08-11 at 7:53 PM UTC in &quot;Name Whiskers&quot;
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    You just want to … belong. :smug:

    Yeah that's me the guy who has been universally loved and accepted by the entire user base for over 8 years.
18. 2015-08-11 at 7:51 PM UTC in &quot;Name Whiskers&quot;
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You just want to … belong. :smug:

    Yeah that's me tge guy who has been universally lived and accepted by the entire usrr base for over 8 years.
19. 2015-08-11 at 7:17 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's joke thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    din't reed

    You can't help but to read what I type. It defines you. You wake up every morning with a chill of excitement in your blood and clamy palms in hopes that this day will be that day you have long dreamed of since that day many years ago on Zoklet when you grievously errored and turned your puny sites in my direction. That day in which you manage to engage me and not have your ass handed to you on a used turnip stained paper plate. You have suffered defeat after embarrising defeat since that day. But more than all thise days since their is one day which surely has stuck in your crae more than any other. One day so devastating it drove you to hitherto unkown levels of rage. Levels of rage which even now drive you to read every character I type in a vain quest to locate some word, phrase, or sentence which you can wielx against me in your ill fated futile endevor to piss me off just once as I have to you countless times before. The I refer to is the day anger so severely that you deleted your own Global Moderator account on TDD.
20. 2015-08-11 at 6:53 PM UTC in Hiding Files in Images WITHOUT Steganography Software
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT Spectral backpedals right into his own defecation as TDR leads him down yet another primrose path while Physco leads the applause and Lanny chuckles the quiet laugh of those who know.