Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-15 at 8:10 PM UTC in Dinner is served
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nice bitch slits. next time go deeper. Arterial bleeding feels heavenly.
2. 2015-08-15 at 7:31 PM UTC in Hillary
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   A [FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=14px]highly decorated four-star General with four decades of service is convicted and sentenced for a much lesser unintentional transgression, but Hillary walks away happy? Just goes to show how powerful these corporate terrorists really are. The real terrorists, not the fake ones the real terrorists point to all the time. The real terrorists can subvert and pervert justice on a whim. They are not bound by any laws. They are lawless, they are a threat to national security, and they have an agenda - the very definition of a terrorist organization. The federal government is, in reality, a terrorist organization, both international and domestic.[/SIZE][/FONT]

   The US Federal government, all the UN member governments are merely tools of a much larger unseen terrorist organization. Step back stop pointing fingers abs you will be more able to see tge big picture.
3. 2015-08-15 at 7:30 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I recommend a labotomy that enters through the anus
4. 2015-08-15 at 6 PM UTC in Hillary
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You know, I would bone Hillary Clinton. But only if she wasnt Hillary Clinton. Just like how I would vote for her if she was a completely different person who didnt get cucked by her husband.
5. 2015-08-15 at 5:50 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   numbers/10 wouldn't click again. I thought you were gonna ttfn then I was going to be all like now Darth Beaver will have to find someone else to harrass. Then I thought nahhh,,, your absince would straight up kill the dude.
   
   So thanks for sticking around so darth doesnt die of nonharrassment. But no thanks for sticking around so darth doesnt die of nonharrassment. Yaknowuhumsayin?
6. 2015-08-15 at 12:58 PM UTC in Hillary
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Of course she'll get what's coming to her–the presidency. C'mon now–do you really think this email bullshit is going to fuk up her chances? The democratic party is set on Clinton, and nothing will change that. She has too much support, and this country is already set on the idea of a first woman president .It's inevitable.

   Read what happened to David Petraeus and he had low level classified docs not top secret. This bitch has been dirtt since before Watergate. Now she finally had run out of rope.
7. 2015-08-15 at 12:17 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   fuck gorditas

   Yup. Mad.
8. 2015-08-15 at 12:13 PM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I pretty much assumed that its everyone else that is taking spectral too seriously.

   Bang on, dude. Bang on.

   If that were rhe case it means you just posted rhe first thing that you ever intended as humor that was remotely funny.
9. 2015-08-15 at 7:05 AM UTC in ur so cool with ur little triangles
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sploo literally has the best life ever.
   
   1. Goes to the amusement park all the time
   2. Does LSD at the amusement park with his pals
   3. Has a rad ass girlfriend who wont hug him but loves her anyway
   4. Constantly harasses said girlfriend with death threats and abuse fantasies
   5. Breath rapes this girl and kicks the shit out of her seats like a boss. Bitches love that shit.
   6. Fries his brain with syncans, dextro and other drugs I cant even spell.
   7. Lives at his parents house unemployed but is still a certified genius.
   8. Spends free time devising IQ tests that only he can pass because he is so smart
   9. Knows everything is a fractal of a triangle and if x = 1 1= x but only on days is doesnt rain. And one time he saw ashleys dad and brother going around his neighborhood. He was pretty sure they were looking for him because ashley was a bitch and told on him. But she didnt hug him and sometimes Sploo wants to kill ashley but he doesnt really mean he wants to kill her but he really just wants to marry her and then rape her and then toss her out on the street to get raped by crack dealers because she will be addicted to crack and has to suck dick to get crack. But then he rips another bowl of syncans and sees the triangles in the fractal universe and he is god.
   10. And he doesnt even give a fuck about anything at all.
   
10. 2015-08-15 at 6:55 AM UTC in negraids
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I actually wanna hear more about DAT WHITE BITCH fever if you dont mind me asking. I hope its exactly what I think it might be.
    
    *gets out lotion*
11. 2015-08-15 at 6:51 AM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike(Or anyone that wants to make a simple game)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Lol, do you have any idea what a "backdoor" looks like or how to find one ithe source of a large project?

    
    lol no but it doesnt hurt to try and pretend like I know my opsec. Go away lanny. Its not like you do anything around here anyway you niggardly cunt.
12. 2015-08-15 at 6:10 AM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike(Or anyone that wants to make a simple game)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Also i have my the player initiate an dialogue with anther character but upon exit the character i was speaking to disappears off the map. This is problematic. How do?
13. 2015-08-15 at 5:36 AM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike(Or anyone that wants to make a simple game)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Got a quickie for ya. As far as triggering an event goes can I have someone walk over an object and have a message pop up? Sort of a trail of breadcrumbs that each time you pass over a certain point it tells you something? Also I want a sign to be readable. How do I do that? Like do I put the sign on the map and make an event trigger that just pops up the text?
14. 2015-08-15 at 4:46 AM UTC in negraids
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dissociator, tell me more about your neg nug field studies. Do you have any interesting notes in your field notebook?
15. 2015-08-15 at 4:43 AM UTC in Christmas present improvements
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Now more aerodynamic.
    
    
16. 2015-08-15 at 4:37 AM UTC in ur so cool with ur little triangles
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0, are you sploo?
17. 2015-08-15 at 4:35 AM UTC in Dinner is served
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gather around, children. The asphalt crawler is now a served dish.
    
    
18. 2015-08-15 at 2:27 AM UTC in Cheesy gordita
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Is that what you are doing by posting your corny, outdated insults and observations? Makes sense, I guess.

    I bet you're so mad right now if you had a cheesy gordita you would punch it right in the face.
19. 2015-08-15 at 2:24 AM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Gog didn't even make the cut?? This an outrage!

    See you can be funny if you don't take yourself and everyone else so seriously.
20. 2015-08-15 at 1:50 AM UTC in Cheesy gordita
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    the only thing unbalanced here is your posting style

    That which is beyond our comprehension we cast stones at when we are not balanced.