Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-19 at 7:31 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not only that, it is rumored that Zok is actually illuminati and that Zoklet was an elaborate psyop to study each and every one of us to better understand elements of dissent within the broader community.

   Zok is half jedi, I'm just sayin'...
2. 2015-08-19 at 7:29 PM UTC in A hundred percent of illegal immigrants are criminals.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Try telling the bleeding heart leftist that simple truth.
3. 2015-08-19 at 7:05 PM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dang man, looks like i didnt make the squad.
4. 2015-08-19 at 6:05 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   that's not the real steven hawking, he died along time ago and they just propped some retard in a chair to pronounce 'truths' about the universe.

   That's amazing! The same thing happened to the real Spectral. On 08JAN09 Jeff Hunter killed the real Spectral because he was l337 and kept hacking mod accounts. Ever since then Jeff Hunter has been living in a remote cabin in Eastern Pennsylvania preting to be Spectral to avoid being charged with murder. He closed Totse the following day ti create the confusion and distraction necessary to hide his foul deed.
5. 2015-08-19 at 4:04 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Hawking knows.

   He knows cause he's the head alien on earth.
6. 2015-08-19 at 3:46 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The good aliens have complete backups of the entire planet and everything on it, going right back to the world's creation, including backups of all the species we have killed off, and backups of all humans who have been killed off throughout history, including their personalities, appearance, traits, strengths and weaknesses, right down to every single atom in their bodies and every hair on their heads. Their highly advanced molecular and genetic technology, coupled with powerful computers, allows them to bring back anything at all to a state which it was, including the dead. This is how Jesus was able to raise persons from the dead, walk on water, feeds thousands on a few fishes and a few loaves of bread, and instantly heal sicknesses and injuries. They have been keeping a meticulous account of every single action and every single atom on our planet since the creation of the world. There is nothing they don't know about every single one of us.

   
7. 2015-08-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   > calls me a fag > probably has a gigantic, itemized collection of pictures of male genitalia

   He also posts on the Innernet wearing a butt plug.

   
8. 2015-08-19 at 1:38 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   this is pathetic rather than impressive. also, I found it amusing that when I said I am physically dominant over you, you considered it a threat. you sad, scared little ewok.

   I said it was a threat not that it was a real threat. Hell I had 22 year pregnant neighboor threaten me recently. That didn't make her any more dangerous to me than you are.
9. 2015-08-19 at 3:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   http://www.powdercity.com/products/suppstuff-powder-supplement-travelroll
   
   No officer, it's not an ammunition holder, it's just to carry around my drugs. Who the fuck orders that?
10. 2015-08-19 at 2:20 AM UTC in -=TTFN=-
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    > calls me a fag > probably has a gigantic, itemized collection of pictures of male genitalia

    No collection of dicks woukd be complete without your face.
11. 2015-08-19 at 2:15 AM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    They'll come out to see for themselves, because it will be transmitted on live television.

    
12. 2015-08-19 at 1:01 AM UTC in -=TTFN=-
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You jack off to one-inch-dick pics.

    You pretend to know everything.
13. 2015-08-19 at 12:47 AM UTC in -=TTFN=-
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You're delusional. Also, lmao TDR kept malice's dick pics, i suddenly remember why Malice is a virgin he's a got a micro dick.

    Bro, I'm the closest thing to J. Edgar Hoover this community has ever seen when it comes to keeping photographic evidence. Oh, and @Spectral nobody keeps shit on there computer or uses CGI. This 2015 so get off id my cloud and get with the times and get your own cloud.
14. 2015-08-19 at 12:13 AM UTC in -=TTFN=-
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Figures only you would keep pics of guy's cocks on their computer.

    Ig you're stupid enough to post dirt on yourself in this cesspool you call "The Once Great Nation of Totse" yoy can bet your toothless Canadian ass that I'm going to either profit from it monetarily or slap you with old school IRC style like I'm hold a whole sack full of dead trout. That particular post was a twofer. I'm just waiting for the other shoe to fall when Malice reads this and can't prevent himself from responding.
15. 2015-08-18 at 11:41 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You're just jealous.

    Who, in their right mind, could possibly be jealous of this? I mean even Malice The Angry Inch can't envy you.
16. 2015-08-18 at 10:43 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What what if the evil people are inside? Then they wont see them.
17. 2015-08-18 at 7:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't be an asshole, she's right. I moved to this cave so that nobody else can fuck my sex toys. I'm in the process of building a safe out of clay.
18. 2015-08-18 at 7:38 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Then there was that time on Totse when Snoopy was laughing and guffawing that I couldn't shut him up if I really wanted to, but the very next morning, the Mokothar account somehow got a new owner and banned Snoopy for a month. Boy, was he ever MAD! Good times. Goood times. ;)

    Tell us about other things people remember that you never did?
19. 2015-08-18 at 5:56 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's a waste of my considerable talent to interact with you, dark rodent. you should be thanking your mother for birthing you, that you had a chance to be insulted by an eminence such as myself.

    That's it my little monkey. Sit in the corner slapping your cymbals.
20. 2015-08-18 at 4:39 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've run away from my home state and I am currently living in a cave on the west coast, hitchhiked all the way here. I'm using a solar powered charger to charge my laptop/electronics and it takes forever but it works. If it weren't for my hotspot usb thing i wouldn't have internet in here. I've been making runs to the store for water and food and I have a water collection system all rigged up right now. Almost have enough food. I'm not leaving until I'm sure it's safe.