Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-30 at 8:08 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You don't scare me.

   Have there been times in the past where an offer of help has caused you fear?
2. 2015-08-30 at 7:51 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   "Based on seven years of personal observation of your posting history" Seven years is a lot of wasted time you sad strange little man.

   Pro Tip: Insults are only effective if your target both knows and respects you.
3. 2015-08-30 at 7:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   "Based on seven years of personal observation of your posting history"
   
   Seven years is a lot of wasted time you sad strange little man.
4. 2015-08-30 at 7:23 PM UTC in Ask a recovering gambler/drug addict/ anything
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I don't want to see this thread anymore please delete it

   Delete yourself with ass cancer.
5. 2015-08-30 at 7:07 PM UTC in Ask a recovering gambler/drug addict/ anything
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't want to see this thread anymore please delete it
6. 2015-08-30 at 7:06 PM UTC in Accidently added an islamic extremist on facebook
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   the people you may know section became really interesting
7. 2015-08-30 at 6:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   TDR is that you man?

   Sure is d00d.
8. 2015-08-30 at 6:57 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   See SpectraL, you have a real shot at the title. Now roll up your bony little sleeves and jump head first into the contest.
9. 2015-08-30 at 6:55 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   Fuck-o the Liar here stepping up to the plate. SpectraL I know you must be intimidated by your opponent. But as a professional Liar I can assure you victory over the competition if you will just put your toothless fate in my capable hands. I warn you though we are going to have to lie, cheat, steal, and rewrite history. I know you are comfortable with these tactics based on over 7 years of personal observations of your posting history. However being comfortable with these actions and being proficient with them are two different matters entirely. With your natural prediction for these behaviors and my coaching skills we can't hope to lose.
10. 2015-08-30 at 6:44 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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    There's no rules, shit for brains. There's really just your lame ass dropping shitballs out of your dumb asshole all over the board. That's all there really is. You're a shameless disgrace. Now run along and get behind your PI security blanket, fuck-o. That's about all you're good for, and you can't even do that right.

    Don't worry, I know you are working under a mental handicap. But I think I can arrange for a qualified campaign manager to bolster your prospects of winning the presidency.
11. 2015-08-30 at 6:36 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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    No, but he's right. You think you're trolling, but you're actually fail trolling. There's a big difference between the two you fail to grasp… well, because you're a miserable failure. The only thing you can come up with is cowardly PI security blankets and unfunny "jokes" nobody even chuckles at. You're an embarrassment to the BBS community, dude. That's why you've been booted off pretty well every single site out there, because you're a pathetic, boring, lame, redundant, unfunny fail troll, that's why.

    Name one site other than Zoklet I was legitimately banned from Specky boy.
12. 2015-08-30 at 6:33 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    None of that changes the fact that you are a worthless piece of shit.

    You never going to win unless you understand and follow the rules.
13. 2015-08-30 at 6:18 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Acetominophen is poisonous to dogs, soif you have percs best not give them since if i recall percs have like 375/5/10 whatever APAP and oxy.

    Fucking this. If you want a pet be sure you can afford a vet.
14. 2015-08-30 at 6:14 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    also, where is my contest thread, motherfucker?

    Here you go. Good luck to you both. http://niggasin.space/forum/half-baked/19644-darth-beaver-fan-club-contest
15. 2015-08-30 at 6:12 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
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    This contest is open to two contestants only, Crazy Mike and SpectraL. The rules are as follows.
    

    • The contestants have five days to submit as many entries as they like.
    • For an entry to qualify it must be an original insult never before directed at me.
    • Five days (120 hours) from the time stamp on this post the contest will close.
    • All entries submitted after the aforementioned deadline shall be disqualified.
    • Within 48 hours of the closing of the contest I will make a sister thread with a poll.
    • The poll will remain open for 72 hours.
    • Any and all users (alts included) will be eligible to vote in this poll.
    • Upon the closing of the poll, with Lanny's blessing and cooperation the user with the most votes shall be awarded the custom user title of "President of the Darth Beaver Fan Club".
    • Should Lanny be unwilling to bestow this award the winner will receive an autographed image of me acknowledging them as the "President of the Darth Beaver Fan Club for Life".

    Gentlemen sharpen your wits and may the worst man win!
16. 2015-08-30 at 5:50 PM UTC in Attack doses of antipsychotics
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    my statement was in the context of sploo complaining that too many drugs were messing up his brain. If the guy needs medication, he needs medication. But, he abuses it, so there is really no helping him.

    So we agree again on a serious topic, interesting.
17. 2015-08-30 at 5:42 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    the irony here is that you are the biggest failed troll in internet history.

    The funny part is you think your opinion is valid concern to me.
18. 2015-08-30 at 5:34 PM UTC in Time difference sucks.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Saying 'basics of trade that have been understood for centuries' is not an argument.

    Allow to put it another way. I like you and agree to disagree.
19. 2015-08-30 at 4:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This thread is now about deluded furry little ewoks in denial.

    Denial is you and your teeth.
20. 2015-08-30 at 3:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This thread is now about furry little ewoks in denial.

    This thread is becoming a spotlight on your inability to effectively troll.