Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-31 at 5:15 PM UTC in Time difference sucks.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I don't believe in government, period.

   How do you imagine that working?
2. 2015-08-31 at 5:11 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It just depends on how many clueless fuckholes I come across during the course of any given week. With you, I'm guaranteed at least one.

   Good job, I think you may have just taken the lead in the contest. Keep on swinging slugger and that presidency will be yours.
3. 2015-08-31 at 5:09 PM UTC in Do something useful for a change.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ************** THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN*********************** This man is a toothless Faggert. ************** WE RETURN YOU NOW TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING********************
4. 2015-08-31 at 4:29 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That's crazy.

   Crazy? You have the audacity to call that crazy when you have spent the last 7 years not falling off of turnip trucks?
5. 2015-08-31 at 4:26 PM UTC in Time difference sucks.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Thanks, but that's because i'm not a wingnut, my faith in anarcho-capitalism is not based in irrationality.

   So do you believe in privatization of government.?
6. 2015-08-31 at 4:24 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That wasn't an entry. It was a command.

   How commands do you give per week?
7. 2015-08-31 at 3:22 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   What is a vet going to do that I cant? I treated the inflammation with the best steroid money can buy, naproxen and oxycodone. A vet would xray which I can feel its a clean break, its not shattered. A vet would not be giving any pain medicine that would actually help (maybe an nsaid if that). Theyd put them in a splint and Id have a vet bill for 1200$+. Id have the option of paying that or euthanizing.. well, Id rather care for them like I do, which is every bit as good as going to the vet and not euthanizing them. I spend mymoney on keeping shit on hand for them rather than over paying at a vets office. Not to mention, where the fuck would I take them at 11 at night? I live in the country and there arent any 24/7 vets like there are down in Tampa. I was actually hooked up with an emergency vet down in Spring Hill for our epileptic dog we had. He was the only dog who actually went regularly or when he seizured so we could get him valium and phenobarbital. The dogs I have now would be dead or in a bad situation if they werent taken in by us, so tell me why I should be shot because I give themeverything they need (food, shelter, flea meds, heartworm meds, vaccines, and emergency care when needed)? Oh, because I dont spend a fuck load of money on a vet.. well, they wouldnt have the life they do if not for us. Ive seen so manydogs shot, abandoned (a couple we have were abandoned) or abusedand neglected up here and they end up running the roads or in the pound and euthanized after 3 days becuase the stray population is so bad up here. I know what Im doing is right, and I wont get rid of my dogs just because I cant afford a fucking fortune of a vet bill and I can do the same thing they can.

   You should be shot.
8. 2015-08-31 at 3:21 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That's just because TheDarkRodent is weird.

   No, it's because you spend so much time not falling off of turnip trucks.
9. 2015-08-31 at 3:16 PM UTC in Time difference sucks.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This is true, what you should have said is: Yes, i would support socialism if it worked. However it does not seem to work as evidenced by the current state of affairs in America, now i'm not saying America is 100% sociliast but all socialist policies like welfare seem to increase poverty no matter how much money is spent on helping the poor. Or something like that.

   Nice
10. 2015-08-31 at 3:15 PM UTC in My investment proposal for niggasin.space
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Fake DaGuru alert.

    Real Faggert alert.
11. 2015-08-31 at 3:12 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Shut your yap.

    Atta boy, now your in the game slugger.
12. 2015-08-31 at 2:46 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    if it wasn't for me and my benevolence toward the elderly and infirm, this thread would have 0 replies. I just want you to feel worthwhile, like you are part of the group.

    You need to step up your game Mike. SpectraL hasn't even made an entry in the contest yet and he is still winning.
13. 2015-08-31 at 1:50 PM UTC in Most embarrassing moments stories?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I pissed my pants on a 5th grade field trip, we were camping and I decided that for the entire 3 days I was not going to use the bathrooms there since i never used them at school. I lasted one night but in the morning I pissed my pants while we were fossil hunting, which sucked, because I really wanted to go fossil hunting. My teacher was super chill about it and nobody else found out since I kinda walked away from the other kids, she just took me back to the cabins and had me change and whatnot. Really have no idea how nobody knew that I pissed my pants.
14. 2015-08-31 at 1:41 PM UTC in Crouton
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Has anybody here ever combined alcohol with Crouton? I'm thinking about it.
15. 2015-08-31 at 1:41 PM UTC in What are you on?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Right now I'm on 25mg of DPH and ~2g of white vein phucket Crouton. I haven't had Crouton in a while and my allergies were pretty bad when I woke up so I feel pretty good. I'm probably gonna get sleepy eventually. What are you guys on?
16. 2015-08-31 at 1:34 PM UTC in Crouton
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you pay for the better quality stuff there's definitely a difference. Sometimes. Depends on the vendor. I'm not sure if lanny gives a shit about us discussing vendors but I usually pay about 25/100g+ ( with shipping, usually get anywhere from 10-30g extra in samples too) but if I want high quality shit I go to another vendor who is just about double that. The quality is definitely there, the price tag just isn't worth it. I've never had extracts but ime, yeah, MOST white, red, green veins seem pretty similar within their own uh, color.
17. 2015-08-31 at 1:26 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Hate to burst your bubble, but if your dad was really such a good guy why did he marry your mother and for fuck's sake have kids with her? Having children with a crazy bitch doesn't strike me as something a good guy would do.

    
    Awwww... I thought I was a good guy :(
18. 2015-08-31 at 6:13 AM UTC in My investment proposal for niggasin.space
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    daguru please send me a picture of your dick
19. 2015-08-31 at 5:05 AM UTC in Somehow i can't reply in my ATTN: Lanny thread.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's a token issue.

    I knew, 7 hours ago, that at some point you would sound of with some obscure outdated reference to a buzzword you had read and not comprehend.
20. 2015-08-31 at 5:01 AM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    SpectraL literally doesn't afraid of anything