Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-15 at 1:49 PM UTC in Snoopy's wife
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The latter.

   So in other words you blundered yet another idiom.
2. 2015-09-15 at 1:11 PM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   There will be so little of it as to be practically none. "None" will be a totally fitting and appropriate term to describe it.

   You've been singing this same song for as long as you've had that 14" CRT display.
3. 2015-09-15 at 1 PM UTC in what up, niggas?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   They were eliminated. My existence is futile.

   
   FIXT
   
4. 2015-09-15 at 12:40 PM UTC in Darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I took on the legendary Snoopy horns to horns and "won". You can't even begin to touch that, Darkie.

   
   *******NEWS FLASH*******
   *******THIS JUST IN*****
   *******SPECIAL BULLETIN *******
   *******FOR SPESPECTRAL'S EYES ONLY*******

   
   
   Snoopy is only a legend in your meth sodden, sleep deprivation induced fantasy.
   

   *******WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED RAVINGS*******
   

   
   Or wait, legendary Snoopy... I know... Maybe youyou meant this Snoopy...
   

   
   
   

   
   
5. 2015-09-15 at 12:24 PM UTC in Mark311 is dead
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ​Nobody's getting "butthurt". We're simply commenting that it's uncouth, which it is. You know, lame.

   I can't wait until the "SpectraL died" thread.
6. 2015-09-15 at 12:22 PM UTC in The End is Here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   "If the days were not cut short, no man would be saved."

   I'm sensing a strong Catholic upbringing in you. Like you spent a lot of time in the rectory basement with Father O'Fealy.
7. 2015-09-15 at 11:55 AM UTC in Snoopy's wife
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You're preachin' to the chior, son, but thanks anyways.

   Preaching to the choir means sharing a message with a small or non-existent audience. Singing to the choir means trying to share your message with someone who already knows it. So which were you trying to say?
8. 2015-09-15 at 11:49 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   In the coming world crisis, a crisis so terrible that not even World War 2 can hold a candle to it, there will be no food. There will be no drinkable water. No usable shelter. Even clothing will become scarce. Anything you can't use to directly survive will be worthless. That is why people will be throwing their gold and silver into the streets. It will be useless to them. No one will buy it, because everyone on the planet, including the once fabulously wealthy, will be fighting for their own lives and will have nothing.

   So just kill yourself now.
9. 2015-09-15 at 11:44 AM UTC in Fear that I'm becoming retarded
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your only hope of avoiding that fate is to kill yourself now. Or you could quit drugs.
10. 2015-09-15 at 8:35 AM UTC in Fishcenter
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    with boobies?
11. 2015-09-15 at 8:18 AM UTC in Fishcenter
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    does it have boobies?
12. 2015-09-15 at 6:52 AM UTC in I want to marry a Burmese flower girl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bai bby. hoep 2 c u in du nxt lief.
13. 2015-09-15 at 6:23 AM UTC in Dumpster Slut's Weight Loss Secrets
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Darth Beaver you are a pathetic piece of shit. I hope you never have children and that you sink deeper into your depression.
14. 2015-09-15 at 6:21 AM UTC in I want to marry a Burmese flower girl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you are by far the least interesting person on this website
15. 2015-09-15 at 5:32 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    then say "the vast majority" you cunt bag. By saying none one will assume the earth will be dry and there will be no food at all.
16. 2015-09-15 at 5:07 AM UTC in Mark311 is dead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ​Nobody's getting "butthurt". We're simply commenting that it's uncouth, which it is. You know, lame.

    
    
    
    
    because this sites full of socialites,..
17. 2015-09-15 at 5:04 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wow man. You are a hardcore faggot.
    
    Pick up a text book or learn some shit from the local community college (as you are obviously not smart enough to go to a real college).
    
    All this "its inside your mind" shit is high level retarded and you should probably be euthanized.
18. 2015-09-15 at 4:11 AM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And it was fucking delicious.
19. 2015-09-15 at 4:08 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >no food
    >no drinkable water
    
    Give me the name of one human who can survive in those circumstances.
    
    Protip: Its none.
20. 2015-09-15 at 4:06 AM UTC in TDR's opinion objectively doesnt hold value
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No. He is thanking them but Lanny changed his user profile for thanks to hold a zero value. So in turn his thanks are worthless. It makes him mad because he has come to realize that this entire community views his opinion as valueless so he keeps thanking people hoping something will change.