Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-02 at 2:49 PM UTC in What pills can I make?
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   First make a time machine. Then make birth control pills,,go back in time, and sell then to your mom.
2. 2015-09-02 at 2:20 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I'm now an Uncle, so I stole my new little nephew the cutest pair of Nikes.
   
   And a bottle of gin for myself to celebrate, obviously.
   
   And then came home and proceeded to argue with everybody. So I'm getting drunk again and going for round 2.
3. 2015-09-02 at 2:14 PM UTC in when is shit gonna get good again?
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4. 2015-09-02 at 2:10 PM UTC in Get a chat
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   All good.
5. 2015-09-02 at 2:07 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
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   The res on your phone is redunkulous for an android.

   A bit over 16 mp.
6. 2015-09-02 at 2:05 PM UTC in pot smokers are arrogant pricks
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   I've never really met an arrogant pot smoker. I think you just hang out with alotta douchebags.

   I think he just naturally feels infererior and therefore everyone seems arrogant to him.
7. 2015-09-02 at 2:03 PM UTC in when is shit gonna get good again?
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   ITT Specktroll cries for moar rules.
8. 2015-09-02 at 8:43 AM UTC in Can we have a jailbait thread? And other things of great import.
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   Fanglekai'was here and made like 25 posts then rage quit when he realized people didn't think him spazzing out and deleting the db/banning niggas wasn't funny. I think we without his circle jerk crew he realized how not tuff he was and killed himself.
9. 2015-09-02 at 8:40 AM UTC in Wrong amount of folks online
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   Is it you merlin and reststop? Because any time I click the whose online button its me merlin and reststop.
10. 2015-09-02 at 5:34 AM UTC in pot smokers are arrogant pricks
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    But weed is literally the best thing since sliced weed.
11. 2015-09-02 at 4:30 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    There is this qt slut at work who wants to fuck me. I didn't realize how fucking slutty she is until she started texting me shit like "I wish I had a dick in my mouth and one in my ass." She's only 19 but she started sending me tit pics and shit so I had to block her number. I'm not going to fuck with her anymore, but it was a nice confidence boost to have someone crave my dick. I wish Butch was 10% as cock hungry as this bitch is. My wife only gets thirsty and wants to get tied down when she is shitfaced drunk. *sigh* You'll always wonder about the road not taken.
12. 2015-09-02 at 3:56 AM UTC in pot smokers are arrogant pricks
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    exacerbated drug use > exacerbated pot use

    Keep telling youself those lies and it will lead to a lifetime of bad decisions.
13. 2015-09-02 at 3:55 AM UTC in when is shit gonna get good again?
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    This place is 10 times better than rdfn and I have socks that are better than Arnox's abomination.
14. 2015-09-02 at 2:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    woah, you actually made me laugh, dark rodent. hell must be freezing over

    That's because I forgot to pay gas bill.
15. 2015-09-02 at 2:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'm not sure how much of my extreme anergia is an endogenous deficit and how much is driven by a complete inability to find meaning in anything, experience pleasure, and therefore be driven toward anything. I don't even enjoy the most basic pleasures/comforts, food, warmth, nature, an inability to ever experience relaxation, and other people have become a type of hell.

    
16. 2015-09-02 at 12:26 AM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
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17. 2015-09-02 at 12:16 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's thread of scientific Inquiry
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    TLDW
18. 2015-09-01 at 10:38 PM UTC in Arnox is Lurking
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    [SIZE=72px]FUCK MORMONS[/SIZE]

    Shut up, Jose Smith Jr. was a true visionary., m"kay!
19. 2015-09-01 at 8:50 PM UTC in -=TTFN=-
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    I miss mizled.

    
    
    insert a shitty pun about mizzing mizled and it's like she's still here
20. 2015-09-01 at 8:35 PM UTC in I have high blood pressure and I'm going to die.
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    when I went to pick up my fake heroin and meth the other day I tested my blood pressure and found my systolic to be 152 which is beyond high. I asked the pharmacist and she seemed gravely concerned, saying there's no reason why mine should be that high with my relatively chiseled body and looking relatively young. Chances are it's from drinking, smoking, drugging, eating barfood and general stress. It could be repressed anger too, I dunno, I feel fine occasionally so it's probably nothing