Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-03 at 7:32 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   With threads like this he needs an anchor.
2. 2015-09-03 at 6:24 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm getting good.
3. 2015-09-03 at 5:42 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This might be an interesting self defends idea. If someone tries to fuck with me, or tries to fuck me I'll deploy my anus snake and it will bite them.
4. 2015-09-03 at 5:38 PM UTC in Had another spice overdose
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One time I had a spic overdose in my senior year of high school. I was feeling crazy woozy so I went and laid on my bed. The second I closed my eyes I was transported to some Hindu Krishna mandala temple. I saw some crazy shit and had a vision of my then girlfriend. I hated her so I was like fuck this and woke up. The I was fine.
   
   It was a very odd experience...
5. 2015-09-03 at 4:24 PM UTC in The Temple Of Sickness
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Your only insult is that people aren't scary. Lol are you that autistic?

   He is.

   You don't scare me.

   See, I told you so.
6. 2015-09-03 at 4:18 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   @OP lrn2fisix
7. 2015-09-03 at 3:43 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   there's no inertia in space and niggers are lazy

   Wrong, even and space objects resist changes in their state of motion unless acted upon by an outside force. Newton is everywhere
8. 2015-09-03 at 2:38 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm just gonna lick my screen whenever I want to thank something
9. 2015-09-03 at 2:37 PM UTC in I can't post as fast as I want to
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   there's no inertia in space and niggers are lazy
10. 2015-09-03 at 2:36 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
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    Will someone please kill Unwyred already? No matter what anyone says, that faggot made this thread
11. 2015-09-03 at 2:36 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT boring people trying to transcend their own mediocrity
12. 2015-09-03 at 2:30 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    no, the head is coming out and hissing, like the snake was deployed anally, ready for attack, like a concealed snake a ahmed would smuggle on an airplane.
13. 2015-09-03 at 2:29 PM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
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    if a girl actually has an IQ of 85 she'll act like it's 140, so ask her a 110 IQ question and she'll get mad but respect you
14. 2015-09-03 at 2:25 PM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    They have a fake Lanny, too. This one is still a girl and hasn't ante upped yet.

    The term is anted up. God your dumb.
15. 2015-09-03 at 2:23 PM UTC in I fuck so much my left hip is dislocated and constantly hurting
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I did get a bone graft from there a decade ago which made me have skinny hips that git rite in dere. Tried painkillers and having it walked on/a535 fucking everything. I took a couple days off and only had sex twice a day during that time but yesterday went a lil ham and now my hip is fucking painful. I've been taking oxycontin 5mg IRs and they don't really help for very long, plus they affect my breathing which is already not great. I need a full body physical, can someone please volunteer to do it? Bend over and grab your ankles, nigger nigger nigger etc.
16. 2015-09-03 at 2:19 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why is this image I keep seeing in my head not more popular?
    
    inb4homo
17. 2015-09-03 at 2:17 PM UTC in Europe should be considered a sub-continent, not a continent.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    California, the land of fruits and nuts
18. 2015-09-03 at 2:13 PM UTC in Midsummer Eve By EdwardHughes/MrFuckYourBitch (Completely Revised)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TLDR
19. 2015-09-03 at 9:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I posted a shoplifting guide because you got me reminiscing, reject

    
    Whereabouts? I need to read that. I only really take alcohol because those smallish bottles slip neatly into my inside pockets.
    
    I got grassed in tho for drinking and arguing with everyone yesterday, which means I now have to argue with the bitches again later on.
20. 2015-09-03 at 2:25 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Are you able to experience empathy, guilt, shame and/or fear?

    
    One a rudimentary level I can attempt to empathize by consciously trying to understand how another person is feeling. But it does not come naturally.
    No guilt evar.
    I feel a sort of shame but it occurs on an internal level rather than being propagated by external stimuli.
    I doesnt afraid of anything.