Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-17 at 12:42 AM UTC in This guy hasn't showered in 60 years and smokes animal shit
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   thats gonna be sploo in 50 years
2. 2015-09-17 at 12:41 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Rainbows are light and light has mass.

   
   
   uhh...
3. 2015-09-16 at 11:51 PM UTC in Roshambo was watching a TV show of fish swimming in an aquarium.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You couldn't grow enough mustache to make a sweater for an inchworm.
   
   
   

   

   
   
4. 2015-09-16 at 11:42 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Then, by "that logic", everything you know is subjective. It doesn't mean that nothing exists. At the very least your consciousness/sentience exists.

   Bingo, that is the only thing which is real. All else is an illusion.
5. 2015-09-16 at 11:40 PM UTC in Sports Thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I guess they are not for everyone, but they are for billions upon billions of people. Have you tried expanding your horizons by trying to watch some more obscure sports?
   
   Great game. All thanks to Eli's bonehead play by stopping the clock.
   
   I think most people (except for the Bucs, but they don't know anything) expected Famous Jameis to be absolute shit tier. He threw like a billion interceptions his senior year he was very lucky to have most of them erased by his defense. Admittedly he did have some clutch moments himself. He's a charismatic guy and seems like he'll make a good leader but he needs to hold a clipboard a few years.
   
   Mariota from the gimmick offense of Oregon was always a risk, but Whisenhunt isn't a god damned moron like Lovie Smith and built the offense around Marcus' skillset. He threw from shotgun 10 times, and completed all 10 passes. To be fair playing against the Bucs inflated the fuck out of his stats and I don't expect him to win more than 6 games this year but I hope he surprises me. Him vs Johnny Footbaww this Sunday should be a very entertaining affair.

   I'm a Browns fan please don't mention Johnny Footbeer.
6. 2015-09-16 at 10:46 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not necessarily.

   Yes, all that we know is dependent on consciousness or sentience.
7. 2015-09-16 at 10:09 PM UTC in The End is Here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Tell me Yoda.. I mean Jedi.. I mean Darth.. do you serve the forces of light or the forces of darkness? I'd like an honest answer.

   I will be completely serious with you. I don't believe in dark or light, good or evil, right or wrong, good luck or bad luck. The same energy it take to kill is the same energy it takes to heal.
   
   

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   [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Good Luck Bad Luck![/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
   [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]There is a Chinese story of a farmer who used an old horse to till his fields. One day, the horse escaped into the hills and when the farmer's neighbors sympathized with the old man over his bad luck, the farmer replied, "Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?" A week later, the horse returned with a herd of horses from the hills and this time the neighbors congratulated the farmer on his good luck. His reply was, "Good luck? Bad luck? Who knows?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
   [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Then, when the farmer's son was attempting to tame one of the wild horses, he fell off its back and broke his leg. Everyone thought this very bad luck. Not the farmer, whose only reaction was, "Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?"[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Some weeks later, the army marched into the village and conscripted every able-bodied youth they found there. When they saw the farmer's son with his broken leg, they let him off. Now was that good luck or bad luck?[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Who knows?[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Everything that seems on the surface to be an evil may be a good in disguise. And everything that seems good on the surface may really be an evil. So we are wise when we leave it to the Gods to decide what is good fortune and what misfortune. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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8. 2015-09-16 at 9:59 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   BTW you still haven't answered my question about the cue ball SpectraL.
9. 2015-09-16 at 9:58 PM UTC in this website sucks a sackhole of dicks
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I'll bet you would taste like crab to a cannibal.

   With your rotting mouth I bet you would taste like this guy's ass smells.

   

   
   
10. 2015-09-16 at 9:54 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    TheDarkRodent thinks that if you lose your teeth, your gums will rot. I guess he must have been told that over and over again as a child, when it came time to brush his teeth at bedtime, and now he believes it.

    No I have seen other meth heads like you and they don't have their teeth pulled they just let them rot into their gums until there's nothing left but decaying flesh and rotten jaw bone. God your breath must stink!
11. 2015-09-16 at 9:51 PM UTC in Roshambo was watching a TV show of fish swimming in an aquarium.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What's that on your lip?
    
    

    
    
12. 2015-09-16 at 9:05 PM UTC in Sports Thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So who else knew Marcus was the better pick than Jamis?
13. 2015-09-16 at 9:04 PM UTC in -Spectral's favourite album.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You are just such an absolute dunce, tDR. A true classic.

    Says the Faggert listening to Faggert music.
14. 2015-09-16 at 9:03 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Oral surgery would be free here in Canada, dummy.

    So what are you waiting for?
15. 2015-09-16 at 9:01 PM UTC in this website sucks a sackhole of dicks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Hey, crab people are people, too.

    But they taste like crab!
16. 2015-09-16 at 7:53 PM UTC in -Spectral's favourite album.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    There's good music, and there's bad music, but there's no fag music, fuck-o. You'd think you would have learned this in your five decades here on planet Earth, but I guess you're just too stupid and dense for it.

    That's exactly what I'd expect a fag to say when defending fag music.
17. 2015-09-16 at 7:52 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I own my rights. I'm sorry that you seem to have given yours away.
18. 2015-09-16 at 7:46 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Even if I had no teeth, which isn't true, how the hell would my gums be rotting in my mouth, you crazy little fucker?

    Ask your oral surgeon if you can ever afford one.
19. 2015-09-16 at 7:45 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    By that logic nothing exists.
20. 2015-09-16 at 7:37 PM UTC in this website sucks a sackhole of dicks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's the rough equivalent of a full bag of donkey dicks.

    So sayeth the Royal Minister of Donkey Dicking, Lord Warden of His Royal Majesty's Equine Privy, Spectard, Keeper of all Dicks Donkey.