Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-03 at 11:48 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   yeah because she drank his starbucks or something.

   Yup, now I remember. Shit, why did I ever started. posting in this F Troop.
2. 2015-09-03 at 11:46 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh, and yet again you are wrong SpectraL, Ray Tomlinson is credited with inventing email in 1972. By 1974 there were hundreds of military users of email because ARPANET eventually encouraged it. http://mashable.com/2012/09/20/evolution-email/
3. 2015-09-03 at 11:11 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Actually, during Totse's golden period, there was no Google at all. No search engines whatsoever. No such thing as e-mail. No web browsers. No WWW. It was only when those things arrived, way later, that things started to spiral out of control, like a fated sparrow hurtling from the sky with only one viable wing. Warnings and prophecies were made, but the nay-sayers won the day. Now where are the naysayers? Gone. Gone with the wind. Just like Totse.

   Nobody but you cares.
4. 2015-09-03 at 10:23 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I don't use a nightstand, and I don't use glasses for anything but drinking out of.

   So where do you keep your teeth when they're not in your mouth?
5. 2015-09-03 at 10:22 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   it was LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery or something equally faggish, iirc

   That was it. Didn't he beat up his mom for that photo op?
6. 2015-09-03 at 10:19 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shut up and learn for a change. One can be said to have upped the ante or one can be said to have anted up, but only a toothless meth addict says ante upped.

   ante See definition in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary Syllabification: an·te Pronunciation: /ˈan(t)ē/ Definition of ante in English: noun A stake put up by a player in poker and similar games before receiving cards. EXAMPLE SENTENCES verb (antes, anteing, anted) (ante something up) Back to top  1Put up an amount as an ante in poker and similar games. EXAMPLE SENTENCES 1.1North American informal Pay an amount of money in advance: he anted up $925,000 of his own money

   http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/ante
7. 2015-09-03 at 9:55 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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   The point isn't whether it's an idiom or not, we already know it is, you mouth-breathing ape. The point is that the proper term is, "ante upped", not "anted up".

   Except for one thing, I have already proven the opposite.
8. 2015-09-03 at 9:53 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Pull my finger.

   
9. 2015-09-03 at 9:45 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   My teeth are totally fine…

   Are you sure? Have. You checked the glass on your nightstand?
10. 2015-09-03 at 9:42 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I think it was "your moms a gay whore" I /thread

    
11. 2015-09-03 at 9:08 PM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just like the title says. The first post to make me pop a hard one wins.
    
    GO!
12. 2015-09-03 at 8:33 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Brandon_Quintana_5500097/
13. 2015-09-03 at 8:25 PM UTC in Darth Beaver Fan Club Contest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cmon guys rhetoric contest ends in less than 36 hours. Time to break out the big guns.
14. 2015-09-03 at 8:19 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Don't make free-standing jokes.

    Try saying that 5 times real fast with your teeth in.
15. 2015-09-03 at 8:15 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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    What you are referring to you inbred moron is called an idiom and I have already posted the correct idiom. Is not my fault you not only don't know how to drum you don't know how to speak.
16. 2015-09-03 at 8:06 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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    An uneducated idiot wrote the Free Dictionary. Enough said. http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/upped

    You really are an idiot you just posted the definition for a completely different word.
17. 2015-09-03 at 8:05 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It was a fangakai joke, retard.

    You're quoting fantastic and calling me the retard?
18. 2015-09-03 at 7:56 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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    No, it is not "anted up", you silly little shit. It is "ante upped". That is the Queen's English, pardner.

    ante up something to give money or something of value She refused to ante up the personal and financial information that she was asked to provide. Every member of the team anted up $50 to pay for equipment.

    http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/anted

19. 2015-09-03 at 7:37 PM UTC in Spice
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    McCormick?
20. 2015-09-03 at 7:35 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Don't use phones. … flashback

    What do you telecommunicate with, anal smoke signals?