Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-04 at 9:23 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes they did, Stop trying to lie your way out of this. Own up to being wrong. It is quite liberating.
2. 2015-09-04 at 8:53 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   still nothing. And I read the entire fucking story :(
   
   
   
3. 2015-09-04 at 8:32 AM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was pretty fuckin cringey. And I have my doubts it will play out like the post aboce. I mean, if you are looking for this to be the "most epic pwn ever" you have a lot of fucking work to do because you have bitched out quite a bit in this whole "saga".
   
   If you really want her to know how much you love her you must kill her family and or pets.
4. 2015-09-04 at 7:46 AM UTC in Ellie Goulding + MATH
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where is the math nigga?
5. 2015-09-04 at 7:01 AM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   yeah because she drank his starbucks or something.

   
   kekin @ the punching mom in the face for drinking his coffee reference
   
   10/10 thread, wood nastolgia agian.
6. 2015-09-04 at 6:58 AM UTC in Fuck Delicious Cheese Roll Up
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is one I learned from muh bitch.
   
   Take a tortillia an start frying that fucker.
   
   Spread some cheese all oer dad nigga
   (I liek to put halapenos and hawt salsa on 4 a zing)
   
   fry dad shit up an roll it in a tube. Den fry a little longer an you got a tasty cheesy delight.
   
   Also drunk as fuck
   
   ****BONIS RESIPEE!!!****
   Rum n coke
   
   go to the neighboring appartment building and get a coke from they vending machine
   
   pour some Black Seal into a cup with some ice
   
   decide u poored 2 much and try poor some back in duh bottle
   
   fuck up and spull rum on duh floor.
   
   top that shit off with ur rum
   
   drink it with the cheese roll up and you have a good ass nite.
   
7. 2015-09-04 at 6:53 AM UTC in I fuck so much my left hip is dislocated and constantly hurting
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   EMT basic here. Ready for full body physical when you are. Would be keks if you actually had something and I diagnosed you :P though you would need to undergo a "real" procedure for confirmation.
8. 2015-09-04 at 3:50 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Sorry, I don't celebrate birthdays and don't really like the concept, although I do see the value of interpersonal intertemporal coordination (Third time I've used this term if Lanny was right about me using it once before the last time I used it.). It would likely trigger a profound sense of melancholy if someone made a serious effort due to my capacity for empathy and socialization being so broken/absent, my inability to feel anything genuine towards it despite wanting to, to give the reaction they would want.

   I used to work with this girl who was a Jehovah's witness and she got mad as fuck when we wished her happy birthday.
9. 2015-09-04 at 3:47 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   More like the socially retarded thread amirite?
10. 2015-09-04 at 2:58 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Boys…. Boys boys boys!!! keep it cool!

    Stay out of this.
11. 2015-09-04 at 2:56 AM UTC in fuck space jam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    SpectraL is always going to think he's right. Which is why he will never learn.
12. 2015-09-04 at 2:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I dislike the concept of presents more than celebrating the event. Celebrating is harmless, materialism is harmful.

    Sorry you feel that way. Can I have your presents?
13. 2015-09-04 at 1:56 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Not true. False. Complete bullshit.

    Here ya go Specky boy, go have good dial up BBS party and don't come back.
14. 2015-09-04 at 1:49 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Here's ur boner kid.
15. 2015-09-04 at 1:43 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
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    Im not looking to wack my mole. Im looking to stiffen my griffin.
    
    Give me a boner you bastards!
16. 2015-09-04 at 1:25 AM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT SpectraL posts all his half-baked truths.
17. 2015-09-04 at 1:20 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This actually is true. Spectral just cant handle the truth so he is resorting to trying to rewrite history by saying that there was no email before the early 2000's which is a patently false statement as email has been around for longer than I have been a living breathing human person.

    QFT
18. 2015-09-04 at 1:04 AM UTC in ITT: Give me a boner
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    boner status: flaccid.
19. 2015-09-04 at 1:03 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You idiot, most Dial Up BBS services in the 80's offered email service. Just because you were a n00b then and didn't know doesn't change that.

    
    This actually is true. Spectral just cant handle the truth so he is resorting to trying to rewrite history by saying that there was no email before the early 2000's which is a patently false statement as email has been around for longer than I have been a living breathing human person.
20. 2015-09-04 at 12 AM UTC in ATTN: Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Yeah, it had been invented, but nobody used it.

    You idiot, most Dial Up BBS services in the 80's offered email service. Just because you were a n00b then and didn't know doesn't change that.