Every morning there's a jizz filled condom hangin from my girlfriend's four post bed

1. 2015-09-17 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand
2. 2015-09-17 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   But what if it was your clone?
3. 2015-09-17 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just get a new one man, thats gross
4. 2015-09-17 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   ....
   Couldn't understand
   How to dispose of it
   Once again as predicted my jizz-filled condom's open
   And it's drippin' out
   
   The condom's got me reeling
   My anger is now seething
   Never using a condom again...
   
   Said that could we fuck raw
   You know I wanna fuck raw my friend...
   
   (ooohhhhhhhhhhh) EVERY MORNING
   (ooooooohhhhhhh) TRASH THAT DAMN CONDOM, DON'T SAY A WORD
   
   
   
   [SIZE=26px]*le cringe* [/SIZE]
   
   
   
5. 2015-09-17 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #5
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   fuck sugar ray
   
   and fuck you too